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			<title><![CDATA[ A thread about nothing. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Yes... I have been watching Seinfeld again!
<br>
This is the thread about nothing. What did you do today?
<br>
<br>
I had dinner in a Persian restaurant. They had pomegranate sauce on everything!! Delicious!!!
<br>
<br>
How are you? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:38:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Will Taking Estrogen Pills Make My Boobs Bigger? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60246/t/Will-Taking-Estrogen-Pills-Make-My-Boobs-Bigger-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Will it also make my period a heavier flow?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (YemaGrl1988)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:06:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Do any of you OT men (other than the gays) shave your asshole? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60245/t/Do-any-of-you-OT-men-other-than-the-gays-shave-your-asshole-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ umm why do you do it?
<br>
<br>
I was just shaving my bits and was thinking about this.
<br>
<img src="http://i448.photobucket.com/albums/qq209/pinklatexblog2/0705082347.jpg" alt="image">
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:52:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ rollover ads ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60244/t/rollover-ads.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Jesus Fuck but I hate these things.  When I&#39;m trying to move my cursor to read an article and I happen to mistakenly roll over some seemingly innocuous
little patch of the page, and suddenly half the browser window is an ad... isn&#39;t this just pop-ups all over again?  Didn&#39;t Fucko McGee the Javascript
Spaz not get the message that people don&#39;t want ads popping up outta nowhere when perusing the net?
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (blockhose)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:37:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Straight With a "Cock Fetish" -- what do you say, fake or legit? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Figured this would be a good place to get some answers.
<br>
<br>
Recently, the following claim was posited to me: that a guy can be straight but have a fetish for the penis. That is, they like having sex with women. They
just greatly prefer having a second penis involved somehow (dildos, threesomes, etc.)
<br>
<br>
<br>
The debate is as follows: I say these people are gay. Others insist that no, they&#39;re just straight with a cock fetish.
<br>
<br>
Discuss.</p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (catspasms)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I found it in my silverware drawer.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/2eeef09.jpg" alt="image">
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (khnum)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:30:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Whoa! Internet privacy takes a hipcheck ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1 id="page-title" class="asset-name entry-title"><font size="3"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Is there a precedent</span></font> <font style="font-weight: normal;" size="3">for this, where it&#39;s strictly mean things and not suicide inspiring? </font>
<br></h1>

<h1 id="page-title" class="asset-name entry-title"><a target="_blank" title="Judge: Turn over Web poster&#39;s ID to Buffalo Grove trustee"... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Zeep)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ CTS ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60238/t/CTS.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
It&#39;s for small groups of people who enjoy posting about something they like or hate, right?
<br>
<br>
Well, I&#39;ve investigated, and found that these sportstrheads here in OT are just like that, so why not just move them over to CTS?
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Modesty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:35:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The mafia kids run their mouths about shit. ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60237/t/The-mafia-kids-run-their-mouths-about-shit-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ THERE I SAID IT
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday OuijaBroad!!!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60236/t/Happy-Birthday-OuijaBroad-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ To one of the funniest splitarses to ever darken OT&#39;s doors, and by darken I mean blot out the sun.
<br>
<br>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEJ!!!!!!! &lt;3
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:18:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Has any here evr had Plueresy? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60235/t/Has-any-here-evr-had-Plueresy-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>have u or ne 1 u know ever had this ? how was it treated ? what was yuour experience with it ?</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Any of You Em Effers got a problem with me !? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60233/t/Any-of-You-Em-Effers-got-a-problem-with-me-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ You wanta  piece of me ?  Bring it on or stfu and sit the fuck down ! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mrpoopypants)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:22:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow to play husband and wife ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60232/t/Nicole-Kidman-and-Gwyneth-Paltrow-to-play-husband-and-wife.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="storyHead">
  <h1><font size="7">HOW &#39;BOUT THAT, FAUX BART !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  <br></font>
  <br>
  Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow are to play husband and wife in a new film about the world&#39;s first post-operative transsexual.</h1>
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      <p>By <a title="Anita Singh" target="_blank" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/journalists/anita-singh/">Anita... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:21:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ D.C. Sniper John Allen Muhammed's Execution Going Forward; Appeal Thwarted ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1>I WASN&#39;T MUCH OF AN OTER BACK IN THOSE DAYS.
<br>
<br>
WAS TC PRO OR ANTI JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMED ?
<br>
<br>
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      (AP)
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  </div><em>File Photo: John Allen Muhammed is sentenced to death on Tuesday, March 9, 2004 in Manassas, Va.</em>
  <br>
  <br>
  <strong>NEW YORK... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:17:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Adopt a Clitoris, Y'all !!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60229/t/Adopt-a-Clitoris-Y-all-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Everyone has been kinda bitchy lately. I think we all need to put our differences aside and unite for a charitable cause.  So everyone, mellow out, be sweet,
and go <a target="_blank" href="http://www.clitoraid.org/page.php?2">ADOPT A CLITORIS!</a>  I think it&#39;s probably like when you adopt a kid from Sally Struthers. I&#39;m
sure you&#39;ll get a picture and your clit will write you notes. It will be so uplifting for us all! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:04:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why Is James Such A Prick, Now? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60227/t/Why-Is-James-Such-A-Prick-Now-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I thought we were friends, James.
<br>
<br>
<br>
::dagger in spot heart should be:: ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (star jumper)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:07:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I Need A Drink ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60225/t/I-Need-A-Drink.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.scienceofdrink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/my-liquor-cabinet.jpg"><img height="640" src="http://www.scienceofdrink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/my-liquor-cabinet.jpg" width="480" alt="image"></a>
<br>
<br>
All of dese will do. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (star jumper)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:34:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Cheerleader Gets A Flu Shot & Now She Can Only Walk Backwards! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60224/t/Cheerleader-Gets-A-Flu-Shot-Now-She-Can-Only-Walk-Backwards-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">IF YOU LAFF AT THIS YOU&#39;RE GOING TO HELL.</span>
<br>
<br>
<span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mScGC7nFDxM&amp;hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" width="425" height="344" ></embed></span>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:10:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sometimes I miss this place. ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60223/t/Sometimes-I-miss-this-place-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ But not today. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (brokemom)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I just loaded up my pod with Tom Cochrane!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/60222/t/I-just-loaded-up-my-pod-with-Tom-Cochrane-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I forgot how AWESOME he is, and it was a nice change from the 8000 songs I&#39;m sick of.
<br>
<br>
His best five songs in the order of goodnessissity: (and no on Life is a Highway on account of the overplay)
<br>
<br>
1) Lunatic Fringe
<br>
2) Boy Inside The Man
<br>
3) Big League
<br>
4) Good Times
<br>
5) I Wish You well
<br>
<br>
Plus he&#39;s Canadian!!  YAAAY!!!
<br>
<br>
Too bad his face looks like a bag of smashed assholes though <img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
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