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			<title><![CDATA[ Show you care about the polar bears ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32466/t/Show-you-care-about-the-polar-bears.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ and caribou and penguins too.
<br>
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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (PassionatePiscesMan)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Party lines ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32465/t/Party-lines.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Did/does anyone here have one?  I was just listening to a funk classic which mentions them in the lyrics. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mister Yuck)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ That's it!  No more flossing and drinking ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32464/t/That-s-it-No-more-flossing-and-drinking.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I need to hide the floss from now on.  My gums hurt.  <img height="15" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" width="15" alt="image">
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Why wasn&#39;t there a billboard or a PSA commercial to warn me? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 08:02:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ HELP!! Something's wrong with my dog =( ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32457/t/HELP-Something-s-wrong-with-my-dog-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Okay, for about the past week or so my dog has had the yucky poopies. I mentioned in a thread the other day he has been crapping on the bathroom floor like
every night (He NEVER craps inside the house).
<br>
<br>
So my mom decided to cut the wet food out of his diet, and stick him with just the dry food. We did that for about two days and he was fine, we weren&#39;t
sure if it was a stomach virus or the food that was causing him to have the yucky poops all inside the house so yesterday we... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (LaurenTheLush)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:55:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Have you ever... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<br>
<font size="1"><br>
...ridden in Bobette&#39;s Carriage??? 
<br>
<br>
Be honest!!!
<br>
<br>
I have not, but I have witnessed this behavior on
<br>
more than one occasion.</font> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ObservingEgo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:46:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sing along with Obama ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32454/t/Sing-along-with-Obama.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBzY7F2lMNo&amp;feature=related">Tuneage</a>
<br>
<br>
<br>
They didn&#39;t want it out, now they all talkin bout Hussein
<br>
It&#39;s his claim to fame, his middle name Hussein
<br>
He&#39;s their guy, don&#39;t ask why, they all sigh Hussein .
<br>
<br>
He&#39; sitting on pews under Wright&#39;s views Hussein
<br>
He&#39;s votin&#39; for change,  Wright&#39;s a bit deranged Hussein ..
<br>
Not his preach, Didn&#39;t teach, Doesn&#39;t... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (The Balloon Artist)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:43:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ PICTURE PUZZLES ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ (with many thanks to my dear friend Pearly, for helping me refine this game I started elsewhere)
<br>
<br>
<strong>1. Movie:</strong>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/02084/Graphics/singing.gif" alt="image" style="border: 0px;">
<br>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://soundbiteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/city-rain.jpg" alt="image" style="border: 0px;">
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<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.stricklandsart.com/images/p-cityrain.jpg" alt="image" style="border: 0px;">... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Roadfinder)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:57:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ So after watching Juno ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32450/t/So-after-watching-Juno.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I hope that Ellen Page no acting twunt goes away and never acts again.
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (merkyl)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:12:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Personal sex question ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32449/t/Personal-sex-question.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Ok, so...say you are in the middle of having sex. And then, out of nowhere........................................... ............
<br>
.................................................. .
<br>
.................................................. .
<br>
.................................................. .
<br>
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<br>
you remember that you have pop-ups on your computer that drive you freaking nuts. How do you get rid of these pop-ups once and... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Small Town Ho)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:57:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ TC's guide to posting at OT ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32446/t/TC-s-guide-to-posting-at-OT.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ DON&#39;T
<br>
<br>
Go the fuck away you retard.
<br>
<br>
I hate you all. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 20:42:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ OT Recruiter's guide to posting at OT ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32444/t/OT-Recruiter-s-guide-to-posting-at-OT.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>A horde of newbie rodentia have been infesting OT lately, only to get flamed to death, and boardicide.
<br>
Since we need each and every one of you noobs here, i have prepared a short introduction into how to survive in OT despite all the hostility, passive
aggresiveness and just plain out aggresiveness...
<br>
<br>
For your first 100 posts:
<br>
1. Learn 5 insults (butt breath, moron, fuckwad, shithead... etc), and use them in every single post of your first 100 posts.
<br>
2. If someone... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OT recruiter)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 20:27:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Once again, I ask..... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Where the fuck is 2manypixiestix????
<br>
<br>
<br>
Really......this is bullshit.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ilikelissie)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 20:16:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ new account- GOOD POSTS ONLY! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32441/t/new-account-GOOD-POSTS-ONLY-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ HAI everyone it&#39;s number185/number184plus1 here (in case you never made the connection b&#39;tween those two nics)
<br>
<br>
So as anyone who has ever read a post of mine knows, I&#39;ve made some pretty bad posts in my time. By bad I mean- unfunny, obvious, irrelevant, embarrassing
and more adjectives. Like, a lot of really bad posts.
<br>
<br>
I sometimes run into one of my old posts and I&#39;m just really ashamed that I made it. It&#39;s kind of like.....if I ever have sex, how the... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (numb)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 19:35:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ OMGZ!!!!  Where's Psuedo? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32440/t/OMGZ-Where-s-Psuedo-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>Man Steals 100 Burritos From Benefit Concert</h2>

<h3>Chipotle Spokeswoman: &#39;I Just Hope Bad Karma Catches Up With Him&#39;</h3><span class="cbstv_attribution" style="">LA GRANGE, Ill. (STNG) ―</span> A
man impersonating a Relay for Life volunteer stole 100 burritos intended for a benefit concert Sunday in west suburban La Grange.
<br>
<br>
Police are searching for a <span style="font-weight: bold;">thin, middle-aged, balding white man</span> who picked up the burritos from... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How come teen aged girls all have pot bellies??? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32439/t/How-come-teen-aged-girls-all-have-pot-bellies-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ And WHY do they insist on wearing little shirts that SHOW the fucking fat blob??? ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (TC)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 18:32:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why does EVERYBODY want to f*uck the Kennedy's?? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32437/t/Why-does-EVERYBODY-want-to-f-uck-the-Kennedy-s-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ JFK: fat and pasty. Has a bad back so he probably makes the bottom do all the work :-(
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.planetearthpeaceparty.com/wp-content/uploads/488px-john_ftry.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
RFK: scrawny and pindicked. So horsefaced that PETA threatens to prosecute his (human) stable partners.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.newprophecy.net/RKennedy.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
JFK Jr.: try to fly airplane go BOOM!
<br>
<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Jrahi)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:32:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ remember that time I superglued my fingers??? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32436/t/remember-that-time-I-superglued-my-fingers-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ did it again. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Loki)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:30:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Where the fuck is Kimbob the Magnificent? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32435/t/Where-the-fuck-is-Kimbob-the-Magnificent-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I miss her, and her ghosties <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OT recruiter)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:00:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Robert Mondavi is DEAD DEAD DEAD ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/32434/t/Robert-Mondavi-is-DEAD-DEAD-DEAD.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I thought the guy croaked a couple years ago.
<br>
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  Robert Mondavi, the pioneering vintner who put California wine country on the map, is dead at 94.
  <br>
  <br>
  Mondavi died at his Napa Valley home Friday, said Mia Malm, spokeswoman for the Robert Mondavi Winery.
  <br>
  <br>
  An enthusiastic ambassador for the health benefits of moderate anal sex, and of California anal in particular, Mondavi had traveled the world into his 90s,
  promoting the cultural and... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:36:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ happy birthday aunt pappy!!!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/5df25604057a978a78c030e35d976b2e1622195.pjpg" alt="image">

<p><br></p><img height="400" src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/5df25604057a978a78c030e35d976b2e1622195.pjpg" width="640" alt="image">

<p><br></p><font face="Trebuchet MS" color="#FF0066" size="7">i love you!!!!</font> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:01:14 GMT</pubDate>
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