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feeds@yuku.com (TequilaVaquero) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:44:47 GMT

I was watching Cathouse and I saw them using what I came up with a long time ago, a drilldo. When the gofo....fiance now, starts mouthing off, I would tell her I was going to drill her dildo off center so it wobbles like shit and put it in her. Well apparently they have something like that (only they drill it centered so as not to be so rough), and those bastards stole my name of drilldo.

CAT CONCERT (Only for the Music Connoisseur)

feeds@yuku.com (Roadfinder) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:11:26 GMT

Shemeji's Thread

feeds@yuku.com (pie123452001) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:51:00 GMT

I don't think he's allowed to start threads and thereby polluting page 1 with his/her non-sequitur drivel.

Here you go.

What's the meaning of life?

POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF HOLDING A SIGN SAYING "TEAM CASEY"

feeds@yuku.com (khnum) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:08:17 GMT

I'd love you forever. <3

GOD HATES FAGS

feeds@yuku.com (TequilaVaquero) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:18:26 GMT

So if you haven't already been there, check out GodHatesFags.com.

It's got to be some of the most unintentionally funny shit there is.

The look in this kid's eyes lets you know it's true.

I do have to agree, MTV is pretty faggy.

MMM sweet potatoe fries

feeds@yuku.com (finger poppin fun) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:04:01 GMT

They are seriously the BEST.

American Music Awards TONIGHT!

feeds@yuku.com (Blueberry) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:50:17 GMT

Michael Jackson, will he be tonights big winner? And why the fuck is Adam Lambert performing and not Kris Allen? I call BS on that one

Have YOU ever had plastic surgery (or do YOU want it)?

feeds@yuku.com (Dictatorship) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:38:05 GMT

because there's this teensy weensy thing that I'm considering, but I'm not sure if it'll even pan out. I'm terrified of the knife! Post your experiences/hopefuls stat!

Cabbage Patch dolls

feeds@yuku.com (redkramer77) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:37:42 GMT

What the hell happened? There used to be an entire aisle in stores devoted to these dolls, and now there are only one or two dolls in a store. Am I crazy or did the dolls used to come in every color so that you could find one that looked like the kid. Where can I find a damn tan doll with black hair that doesn't have ethnic hispanic or asian clothes?

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Ugliest Mouth

feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:03:59 GMT

-OR-

Eli Whitney

feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:42:10 GMT

Inventor of the cotton gin. Yeah, I know conventional PC wisdom now says it was really invented by his black female, probably gay, slave. Irrelevant.

What I want to know is WHY we all know who invented the fucking cotton gin. What about the invention of the cotton gin does the public school system think is so goddam crucial that we all need to spend the rest of our lives with this information permanantly branded on our brains? Other than textile historians who the fuck cares who...

A message to marketing research companies:

feeds@yuku.com (zippityboomboom) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:41:28 GMT

Do NOT call my house to conduct a survey and then ask for the male head of the household. I had a guy just call and say that, and I told him that I AM the head of this household and pay for this house myself. I told him that his survey was sexist and that I was not going to participate any further.

It also pisses me off when I get mail addressed to Mr. Boomboom, even though there isn't one. HEAVEN FORBID A WOMAN OWN HER OWN GODDAMN HOUSE. /end rant

Is it allowed to post hard-core nudes on public boards?

feeds@yuku.com (Onno) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:34:38 GMT

Let's say I started a (non mba) board with the sole purpose of posting pornographic pictures, would Yuku allow this?

I have found the love of my life

feeds@yuku.com (BobbyBrown06) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:23:56 GMT

But he is a Masshole.

Tres Lame.

Man offers to pay kid to spit in his face, gets arrested

feeds@yuku.com (Brian Williams NBC) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:24:11 GMT

THOUSAND OAKS - A Thousand Oaks man was arrested this week on suspicion of paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face, authorities said.

The 39-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of annoying a child, a misdemeanor, about 7:10 p.m. Wednesday at the Promenade at Westlake in Thousand Oaks, police said Thursday. The man had been paying male students at Westlake High School to yell profanities at him and slap and spit at him in his face, according to Thousand Oaks police.

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7 more days

feeds@yuku.com (Omnipponit) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:29:09 GMT

she'll be comin'
I'll be waiting at the station
for her to arrive
seven more days, all I gotta do is survive

Blackberry Tethering. Anyone else?

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:01:25 GMT

ok so i requested my internet be cancelled tomorrow but them fucks at COCKS cable had it shut off a fuckin' day early. so mad right now!!! i called and blah blah blah ffwd 7 hours later nothing. them bitches fucked up and cancelled it a day early then didn't fuckin' come fix the problem even though they had HOURS to come back and fix my shit.

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