The Dump

HELP!! Something's wrong with my Owner =(

feeds@yuku.com (shiza h minelli) — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:26:51 GMT

BArk baRK!!! I'm a 6 year old dalmatian who's had the shits for about a week now... I really want to go to the vet but my owner won't take me even though she clearly has time to fuck around on the internet.

Someone please come and slap this bitch.

BArk baRK

survivor suckups depreciation

feeds@yuku.com (blockhose) — Wed, 14 May 2008 23:48:12 GMT

JESUS GAWD WOULD YOU DOUCHEKABOBS TAKE YOUR PRETEEN FAWNING & BRAINDEAD QUESTIONS TO MYSPACE???

Thanks!

THREAD FOR THAILAND CAFFEINE TO BE PATHETIC IN AND THEN GET BANNED YW

feeds@yuku.com (Us Kids Know) — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:45:33 GMT

POST ERIK, POST DAMN YOU!

Retrospective Round Table Discussion: Survivor Thailand

feeds@yuku.com (SuperAgent Ari Gold) — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:01:07 GMT

This shit fuckin' stinks.

CBS WAS ROBBED

feeds@yuku.com (sunnfllower) — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:50:40 GMT

Mark Burnett feels THEY were robbed at being forced to give Cirie 75,000 for managing to end up at F3. Nobody was afraid of her being any kind of a threat since she sucks at everything physical & is so boring people forget she's there. Just to make sure she didn't get anymore, they had to throw in another challenge to get her fat worthless ass out of the running for the million. Great job CBS!!

ADMINS! NC and Co. are margin-fucking Cirie hate/Parv love threads!

feeds@yuku.com (Dictatorship) — Sun, 11 May 2008 12:55:19 GMT

Do something a-fucking-bout it!

First, he was notorious for edit-bumping 20+ threads that nobody cared about. Now that that doesn't work anymore, NC has decided to screw up threads that support people he doesn't like. How horrible.

i am going to keep hitting refresh until the finale starts

feeds@yuku.com (cyclehausen) — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:51:44 GMT

who's with me?

Survivor 17 location

feeds@yuku.com (izapeach) — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:08:02 GMT

I heard a rumor that Survivor 17 will be in Laffite, LA... a barrier Island ....and will have Celebs!

Are the admin idiots really "benevolent"?

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Sat, 03 May 2008 20:16:25 GMT

Until a criterion is developed to define a "useless" or "stupid" thread, I don't think so

You have two cows

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:09:37 GMT

Cirie:WTF? You ARE a cow

"Reduced Caffeine" is fucking stupid.

feeds@yuku.com (TW After Life) — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:05:26 GMT

I suspect a thread started by this poster will be here soon!

"Lividmanda" is fucking stupid

feeds@yuku.com (Reduced caffeine) — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:47:31 GMT

Whoever likes probably are the people that kept Everybody Loves Raymond on the air for years.

I could give my keyboard to a retarded blind mongoloid and have a 40% chance at coming with something of better quality.

It's fucking STUPID and RETARDED all at once... how can you find it REMOTELY funny?

MisterKFC here! I have a statement and now THREE questions

feeds@yuku.com (MisterKFC) — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:43:36 GMT

I am totally looking forward to the offseason because I feel we will have more survivors chatting here than any other time.

Who is Rudy?
How many and what curses do we have on survivor now and how long will they keep up?
How long will survivor last if it keeps up the blindsights like this?

In the dump with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat

feeds@yuku.com (hm act2) — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:12:48 GMT

Something is hidden in the dump.

I want a woman with a thick, hairy bush

feeds@yuku.com (El Suave Bastardo) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:33:31 GMT

I've been recently checking out all the free retro porn on the internets and noticed something so beautiful, so enticing that my pantaloons grew very tight in my groin. All the womens are naturally hairy on the pussy! This is like my dream to have a sexy babe with a lush overgrowth of pubes. I'll bet they smell musky after doing the dirty and must feel like a warm pillow to rest my chin on.

I want to find a hirsute honeypie to fulfill my fantasy of this. I am enticed by the...

Admins, please adjust my post reply limit count to 50 (I want it now!!!)

feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:28:25 GMT

It's been nearly a month with no adjusting 50 post reply limits per day. I am crazy and worst!!!

Read to: Antithesys/Zeep/Mister Slippery

I'm still sick of 10 post reply limit count until now and I am so very depressed. The nightmare was started last April 17 and I'm all totally crazy.

Here's the message I sent to Anti:

Source from:

Is Rory the best black dude to ever play?

feeds@yuku.com (gravenwraith) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:32:49 GMT

I think he had better game than Earl or that one racist teacher like 10 seasons ago.

Jean-Robert Should Have Been On Micronesia

feeds@yuku.com (SuperAgent Ari Gold) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:34:47 GMT

James? a favorite? pah! Who is Amanda and Parvarti? Who was that derelict Jonny character.

Jean-Robert on the other hand. Handsome, Charming, and just generally America's favorite, should have been casted this season.

Look at that beautiful smile.

Say something nostalgic

feeds@yuku.com (Mister Plum) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:04:49 GMT

Remember Dave

feeds@yuku.com (gravenwraith) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:05:56 GMT

And how crazy he was

Remember him?