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        <![CDATA[ Normally, I&#39;m not nice like this, but these newbies NEED to learn a little bit about Sucks before they try to post.  I&#39;ll get the ball rolling.


Be funny.  For God&#39;s sake, if you&#39;re not funny, you look like you&#39;re trying to hard.  That means you, kingmichael15. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2437808/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2437808</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t think a ghostie could come back so many times.
<br>
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<br>
Troll on the other hand...
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Will)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">erbacaine04 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <p>Don&#39;t worry newbies, Serena thinks EVERYONE is a racist....... its actually something you want her to call you then you know you are just like
  everyone else.</p>
</blockquote>

<p> And therefore, better than her. Even if, in actuality, Serena is a ghostie.
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2419245/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2419245</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I am moved that you would starts a thread just to tips me a newbie. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:57:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2415800/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2415800</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ ^^You&#39;re back!
<br>
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<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n297/stevebforbored/eddie_caddy.jpg" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:00:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2414841/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2414841</link>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2407743/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2407743</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Don&#39;t worry newbies, Serena thinks EVERYONE is a racist....... its actually something you want her to call you then you know you are just like everyone
else.</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2398939/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2398939</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ live every week like it was shark week. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:40:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Tips for newbies  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2384125/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2384125</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Oh SA you crack me the fuck up.  &quot;Haven&#39;t descended yet...&quot; Whoo Boy.  Looking forward to the new season and more bon mots from all of you. 
Wittiest fuckers....and no I&#39;m not sucking up/ass.  I have to do that too much at work as it is.
<br>
<br>
Smooches...er I mean STFU!
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			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:01:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2382222/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2382222</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ SA...he/she/it is an obvious psycho.
<br>
<br>
I don&#39;t know what&#39;s more annoying...the over-the-top angry posting tendencies or the numerous&quot;WOW&quot; blinkies? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">kafikedling wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <p><strong><font color="#000099">&quot;just reading down this thread, you have compromised your own opinion 2 or 3 times...you are a douchebag and should
  either shut the fuck up, or maybe, <font size="6">go kill yourself</font>...</font></strong></p>
  <br>

  <p><strong><font color="#000099">don&#39;t worry about the yuku community...no one will mourn the loss.&quot;</font></strong></p>

  <p><strong><font... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Thanks, Fluffy. I also figured out why I can&#39;t space, use italics, etc--because I have an imac and use Safari which isn&#39;t supported by the editing
tools. Good thing I don&#39;t post often anymore--what a pain. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2380844/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2380844</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  how did I end up with an eyeroll in my post? I didn&#39;t code for one. Weird.
</blockquote>An eyeroll will show up on everyone&#39;s posts when it is a new post.  Once you click on a page it will show up if you haven&#39;t clicked on
that page yet.  Once you read those new posts it will go away.  I use them to keep track of what&#39;s been added to a page since I last visited it.
<br>
<br>
And I agree with you on the cutesy names for &quot;ships&quot;.  It makes me nuts &amp;... ]]></description>

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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2380483/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2380483</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ :eyeroll Can I request a rule that states that every two-second long, real or perceived romance cannot be given a cutesy, combined, contrived nickname? (ex.
Winelle or [gag] Boogika) Or can this just be a sub-rule to the &quot;no sparkles&quot; rule? eta: Hey--how did I end up with an eyeroll in my post? I
didn&#39;t code for one. Weird. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2379209/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2379209</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ ugh, my bad...I got baited and fell for it...
<br>
<br>
case in point...
<br>
<br>
&quot;DON&#39;T FEED THE TROLLS&quot;
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
(I&#39;ll take it to OT next time...)
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Everything is Eventual)</author>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2378957/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2378957</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ there&#39;s way too many newbies posting and not reading
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:06:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2378863/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2378863</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><strong><font color="#000099">&quot;just reading down this thread, you have compromised your own opinion 2 or 3 times...you are a douchebag and should
either shut the fuck up, or maybe, <font size="6">go kill yourself</font>...</font></strong></p>
<br>

<p><strong><font color="#000099">don&#39;t worry about the yuku community...no one will mourn the loss.&quot;</font></strong></p>

<p><strong><font color="#000099">next
<br>
<br>
<br></font> <font color="#000">Guess that was your evil... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (kafikedling)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:46:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">kafikedling wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <table summary="user post and replies">
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2377571/t/Tips-for-newbies.html#reply-2377571</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ You&#39;re trying too hard.  We&#39;ve reached the maximum number of trolls allowed for the season.  So either calm the fuck down, or go to the end of the line
and we will try to squeeze you in for BB10. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">kafikedling wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  What&#39;s the difference between that and his saying mine are a piece of shit! The meaning is the same!
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<p> </p>

<p>please kill yourself
<br></p>
<br>

<p><br></p>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Normally, I&#39;m not nice like this, but these newbies NEED to learn a little bit about Sucks before they try to post.  I&#39;ll get the ball rolling.
<br>
<br>
Be funny.  For God&#39;s sake, if you&#39;re not funny, you look like you&#39;re trying to hard.  That means you, kingmichael15. ]]></description>

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