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  Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are
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  Women who get into relationships with men with the intention of changing them suck.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Does nothing for me. I don&#39;t want to &quot;tame&quot; him or whatever fantasy women have about him. ]]></description>

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  mmmm, dumb and hot?
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  i&#39;ll take two
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  <strong class="quote-title">Cleofuss wrote:</strong>
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    Let&#39;s hope it&#39;s a girl because his looks are going downhill fast.
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    <br>
    Of course, that rationale was flawed with Bruce and Demi.
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			<description><![CDATA[ The turkey baster strikes again!!!!
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  McConaughshfhfrksdlksdgdjlkhaygheyayh is hot. stupid, stoned, yet hot. very close to perfection. and hot.
</blockquote>mmmm-hmmmm.  So I guess this is an in-vitro thing? Cause he&#39;s umm, gae, right? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ that is true.  he seems like the kind who would openly talk about his gf&#39;s menses or summat, and he probably already has plans to dice up the placenta to
fertilize his plants ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ve never got the Matthew McCoughneheheyegdhsdfjksdfk love. Sure, he has a hot body and all, but he either looks homeless or like a creepy uncle, as seen
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			<description><![CDATA[ I was watching an old E True Hollywood Story on Demi last week - they showed some shots of her, and she looked just like Rumer looks now...I mean, exactly like
Rumer...so lets blame Demi too ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Are you calling dmb a moron?????
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  <strong class="quote-title">dmb154678 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  um, a few of my relatives may have attended the recent knievel funeral, where little matt gave the eulogy. let&#39;s put it this way, he very much lessened
  the family&#39;s grief, due to the fact that he is actually such a dumb fuck irl they couldn&#39;t help but to crack up. not a brain cell working in this
  guy, believe me.
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<p> </p>You can tell he&#39;s a moron just by reading what he... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ she&#39;s not doing herself any favors with that hair, though.  Bruce and Demi can&#39;t take all the blame. 
<br>
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Just 80%.
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Just Bruce, actually. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ If she had bangs and long brown hair she wouldn&#39;t look as bad. Can someone photchop that? :) Mathew is so not hot. Hope he has a boy so it doesn&#39;t look
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  <strong class="quote-title">Cleofuss wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Zzunk wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    Let&#39;s hope it&#39;s a girl because his looks are going downhill fast.
    <br>
    <br>
    Of course, that rationale was flawed with Bruce and Demi.
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  <p><font color="#FF0000" size="7">X</font>
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  I&#39;d still totally do him.
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<p> </p>Me too, but I wouldn&#39;t want to talk to him either before or after. ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">Angela in WI wrote:</strong>
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  I&#39;ve had some smelly sex dreams about him.
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<p> </p>Smelly, because he doesn&#39;t wear deodorant. Peppe le Stink. ]]></description>

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I would totally do him too.   Of course, I would rub myself all over him first. ]]></description>

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