Is this true about gays?

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feeds@yuku.com (Phuz1) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:14:09 GMT

Pencake wrote:
I met Ted Allen about 90 mins ago. That's pretty gay, so I'll post it here.

A friend of mine met him yesterday. He must have a lot of free time now that Queer Eye's off the air.

Scruffy, you definitely went with the right choice.

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feeds@yuku.com (dustbunny) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:14:06 GMT

Hi Scruffs.

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feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:55:51 GMT

I considered "wilted daisy," but decided to go with a classic instead.

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feeds@yuku.com (puffypinkfattwin) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:05:03 GMT

ScruffyGuy wrote:
flappy starfish

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feeds@yuku.com (Pencake) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:54:51 GMT

I met Ted Allen about 90 mins ago. That's pretty gay, so I'll post it here.

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feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:52:57 GMT

Maggie's all-time favorite treat is lettuce.

But she never snatches or nips. She begs automatically for everything.

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feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:49:14 GMT

The most aggressive and freaked out I've EVER seen my Corgi here was when he got into a bag that had a goddamned Cadbury egg in the bottom of it and I tried to get him away from it. Totally fucking came at me. Chocolate is like fucking Doggy Cocaine man, I'm tellin' you. Little bastard nearly took my hand off.

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feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:46:11 GMT

OK. Just be careful, there. I'm watching you.

Yeah. Spam Singles "so convenient and easy," they claim.

I use kitchen shears to cut them up for Maggie. I don't think a knife would work.

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feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:45:40 GMT

Spam Singles? My God. How pathetic does one's life have to be before they've got Spam Singles on their shopping list and they're NOT for the dog? I think I'd just end it.

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:44:14 GMT

one half chocolate chip cookie and three dogs - not too much

and they actually make spam singles? yuck! I use weiners for dog training.

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feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:42:51 GMT

NO CHOCOLATE FOR DOGS!

You know that!

I got some free Spam Singles which are perfect for the dog, though. They sure aren't fit for human consumption.

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:37:53 GMT

scruffy, I was eating a chocolate chunk cookie - thanks for the description

::shudder::

gives cookie to dogs

Re: Is this true about gays?

feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:34:53 GMT

I don't want to get too familiar with Buggles, he might take it the wrong way.

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feeds@yuku.com (Mister Nib) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:32:19 GMT

You forget to end with "Analy Yours".

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feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:30:36 GMT

Well, Buggles...

Kegels are boring as hell and very few guys keep up with them for long. While at first it is fun and exciting to surreptitiously exercise one's "special" muscles at work or on the go, the novelty wears off.

With rare exception, it is not necessary to tighten the sphincter muscles. Though it is humorous to imagine stretched-out, well-worn queens with flappy starfish, this isn't really the case. The anus tends to return to a full and...

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feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:51:16 GMT

i'm sure weems could enlighten you. or that bitch boy KnUM.

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feeds@yuku.com (Pizzathetic) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:56:18 GMT

MPee has no PeePee?

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feeds@yuku.com (Onno) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:47:43 GMT

becareful buggles, if you do them too much you can snap your boyfriends penis right off

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feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:45:11 GMT

no issues so far.

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feeds@yuku.com (Mister Yuck) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:42:52 GMT

wouldn't kegeling with your a**hole cause constipation?

Is this true about gays?

feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:54:33 GMT

I have heard, via private yuku message, that they do kegel exercises with their a-holes. maybe not all gays, but some gays. is this true?