Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:12:08 GMT

i wonder if the other fucktards in sequester will be any bigger. i can't wait to see them tonight.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Lovejonze) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:34:04 GMT

I imagine his farts are huge enough to shake the entire house.

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feeds@yuku.com (tigerfan0001) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:19:03 GMT

Well we know why Ryan took the ten grand, that's almost a month worth of groceries. Ok, at least a week.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Lovejonze) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:10:33 GMT

I saw Ryan sprinkling mozzarella cheese on bacon slices and then folding it up and eating it. GROSS. No wonder he is fat. I'll be seeing him on The Biggest Loser in a few years after Jen leaves his fat ass.

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feeds@yuku.com (I LUV TIJUANA) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:30:18 GMT

They need to do a montage like they did with Jun.

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feeds@yuku.com (JaniTholeMyDolly) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:26:16 GMT

Riff wrote:
It's easy to make "Ryan is fat" jokes because he doesn't give us much else, but the dude could go on the Mary Kate Olsen diet and still look like that. He has a big frame. I've got one, too. Nothing you can about it. It's pretty obvious to me looking at him that his body fat percentage is way lower than the Doughgay's and certainly Alex's -- who proved you can lose a lot of weight,...

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Monsieur Muggles) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:24:53 GMT

With that said, I am in awe of how much food Rye can put away. Is he storing for the winter or something? At this rate, he's pretty much a shoe-in for the Final 2. Because he's going to eat anyone who stands in his way.

Jun?

(And I like her too.)

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (OaktownFunk) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:18:47 GMT

Looking forward to another 23,000 calorie day from ol' Lumpy.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Riff) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:26:05 GMT

It's easy to make "Ryan is fat" jokes because he doesn't give us much else, but the dude could go on the Mary Kate Olsen diet and still look like that. He has a big frame. I've got one, too. Nothing you can about it. It's pretty obvious to me looking at him that his body fat percentage is way lower than the Doughgay's and certainly Alex's -- who proved you can lose a lot of weight, look thin, and still be horrendously out of shape.

With that said, I...

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:59:11 GMT

i think ryan is big boned with a little bit of flab. he's a huge guy. perhaps he's a rugby player. chelsia is getting flabulous by the day.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (RomCen) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:13:24 GMT

Dammit, I didn't know there was another weight thread. I feel so lame now.

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feeds@yuku.com (JaniTholeMyDolly) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:11:45 GMT

Vegazguy wrote:
i laffed at a poster's comment about ryan taking a bath and comparing it to the curds of fat in soup as it cools. it was funny. poor guy.

That was me on another thread. I simply cannot crank out enough Ryan fat jokes. I am telling you- he cut himself shaving and a trickle of oil ran down his chin. Someone else said he shit crisco.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:36:13 GMT

i laffed at a poster's comment about ryan taking a bath and comparing it to the curds of fat in soup as it cools. it was funny. poor guy.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (YemaGrl1988) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:30:51 GMT

OaktownFunk wrote:
Ryan gets my vote.
The 19 cheeseburger a day diet isn't gonna cut it Rhino.
Oh, and the IV full of bacon grease really does wonders for your complextion, doofus.

Small X.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:27:54 GMT

how many weight threads will try to be like this one?

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feeds@yuku.com (JaniTholeMyDolly) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:14:59 GMT

OaktownFunk wrote:
Ryan gets my vote.
The 19 cheeseburger a day diet isn't gonna cut it Rhino.
Oh, and the IV full of bacon grease really does wonders for your complextion, doofus.

He might as well just make cocktails consisting of Wesson oil and chucks of Crisco and down them all day. Last night he inhaled about 50 stips of bacon covered in cheese in 5 seconds. His arteries are...

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feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:32:35 GMT

i was hoping josh would blow up to ((((FAT)))). slop is working wonders for him.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (OaktownFunk) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:30:47 GMT

Ryan gets my vote.
The 19 cheeseburger a day diet isn't gonna cut it Rhino.
Oh, and the IV full of bacon grease really does wonders for your complextion, doofus.

Re: Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:22:26 GMT

is it me or is that twinkle toed asshole looking slimmer?

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feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:32:19 GMT

JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:

Vegazguy wrote:

I LUV TIJUANA wrote:
*demands fat photochops of the houseguests*

i second it but i think actual before and now pictures would be funnier. :-)

Me too. Though there's been so much drama...

Who's bustin' out of their britches? A Weight Thread

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:30:41 GMT

i'm surprised no one has started this.

my vote is for joshoooah. them pants look like they're about to burst at the seams. you can almost hear them.