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        <![CDATA[ Who would&#39;ve found the hidden idol on previous seasons?


If we follow the pattern of alpha male or massive nerd finding it:

1. Kelly W?

2. Colby

3. Lex

4. Kathy?

5. Brian

6. Rob C

7. Rupert

8. Rob M

9. Chris

10. Ian

11. Rafe


Basically, everyone who sucks... and they probably still wouldn&#39;t have won anyways. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: If the idol twist was around in Season 1...  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ *obligatory Sonja response* ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: If the idol twist was around in Season 1...  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Skupin would have found it in S2. After his bonfire faceplant, I don&#39;t know what they would have done with it. Probably would have burned up with him.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: If the idol twist was around in Season 1...  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SuperFarve wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  If Poopert did was not able to find one on the island - they would hold a separate reunion show - where they would plant one in the audience and award him
  another mil for finding it...
</blockquote>

<p> </p>Ok you may be functionally illiterate, but that was actually kind of funny. Not as funny as the idol becoming a chocolate-dipped source of probst&#39;s
anal pleasure, however. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Jerri would have covered it in chocolate and used it as a dildo while moaning out Colby&#39;s name.
<br>
<br>
Oh wait, Probst already does that. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ What would happen if a native like Joe or Edgar stole the idol? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sue would find it and write Hatch&#39;s name on it, would hide it up her vadge, and bitch the entire time about how she was violated and emotionally spent. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ If Poopert did was not able to find one on the island - they would hold a separate reunion show - where they would plant one in the audience and award him
another mil for finding it... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s what you call &quot;Season 1&quot;?
<br>
<br>
Greg Buis would have found it, made some dirty remark about how his sister would love to play with it, then deliberately chucked it in the sea to piss off the
producers. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Mariano would find it his original season but Colby would have owned his ass in All Stars. I actually wish they had the two people go together to exile in
earlier seasons to see Rob and Rupert fight it out when they both find it.
<br>
<br>
Edit- Not cause I like either, just their reactions would be funny as hell whoever ended up with it. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: If the idol twist was around in Season 1...  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ As much as I love Sean, if he had the idol, not only would he have told everyone about it like his alphabetical voting strategy, he would have totally pulled a
James and not used it when he needed it.
<br>
<br>
And unfortunately, this would likely remain true even under the Panama/CI idol rules. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Lake Like The Ocean wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Hatch would have been the only person looking for the idol in season 1. Everybody else would have been too busy enjoying their vacation.
</blockquote>The Superpole 2000 would have led Sean right to the idol. It was an invention ahead of its time.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Hatch would have been the only person looking for the idol in season 1. Everybody else would have been too busy enjoying their vacation. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I suspect Lex would have found it, and then cut its throat because he just <em>knew</em> it had been talking bad about him behind his back. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Paris Hilton wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Alpha male? Well Erin would have found it in Thailand then.
  <br>
  <br>
  <font color="#FF0000">And I wish Joanna would have found it in Amazon, just so she could go into a seizure or something because its an idol.
  <br></font>
</blockquote>

<p><font color="#FF0000"><br>
<font color="#000000">That would have been  precious.</font> </font></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I think Rupert would have stolen it from someone saying: &quot;My idol, my adventure, RAAAWWWR!&quot;
<br>
<br>
And then we would all die a little inside. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Alpha male? Well Erin would have found it in Thailand then.
<br>
<br>
And I wish Joanna would have found it in Amazon, just so she could go into a seizure or something because its an idol. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ WTF? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:29:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Theres no way you could figure this out, before Fiji started i never thought Yau would be the one to get the idol.
<br>
<br>
Fuck this
<br>
<br>
Ban.Lock.Delete ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:24:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2637308/t/If-the-idol-twist-was-around-in-Season-1-.html#reply-2637308</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Rupert???? <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
<br>
<br>
My money would be on Darrah from PI. Heidi would have found it in the Amazon as well. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2637047/t/If-the-idol-twist-was-around-in-Season-1-.html#reply-2637047</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah but that was Pre-Exile Island days, in the seasons BEFORE the dumb jerk who found the idol got 90% of the season&#39;s airtime unnecessarily. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Who would&#39;ve found the hidden idol on previous seasons?
<br>
<br>
If we follow the pattern of alpha male or massive nerd finding it:
<br>
1. Kelly W?
<br>
2. Colby
<br>
3. Lex
<br>
4. Kathy?
<br>
5. Brian
<br>
6. Rob C
<br>
7. Rupert
<br>
8. Rob M
<br>
9. Chris
<br>
10. Ian
<br>
11. Rafe
<br>
<br>
Basically, everyone who sucks... and they probably still wouldn&#39;t have won anyways. ]]></description>

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