Groomer Has It....Shear Genius For Dogs

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feeds@yuku.com (Carboys Desire) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:14:48 GMT

He's from New York City, isn't he? I doubt I'll run into him anytime soon.

I have no idea how they got him for the cover of a Las Vegas magazine.

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feeds@yuku.com (Kitten Gloves) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Is there another article in there that tells you how to determine if your pooch is gay or not?

Yes. It says "Call in the retarded pet pyschic we used on our "Groomer Has it" challenge and she will tell you.

Or, have Xzavier give the dog a rectal and see how much he (the dog) enjoys it.

Carboy, if you ever run into Jonathan tell him he looks like a huge douche in those sunglasses. tia

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feeds@yuku.com (Carboys Desire) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:48:26 GMT

The article is LAME and not worth summarizing.

It's common sense shit like "don't leave your dog in the car, even with the windows cracked."

Who doesn't know that shit?

Anyway, there is nothing in the article about your dog being gay.

But if you want to know here's a test: If your male dog only humps other male dogs...he's gay.

Glad I could help.

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feeds@yuku.com (2old4MTV) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:54:58 GMT

I love Jonathan, so I wish good things for him. I really wanted him to win.

But looking at that article headline I have a question. Is there another article in there that tells you how to determine if your pooch is gay or not? I know one of the dogs I work with is gay for a yellow lab client, but I didn't know if there was a test you could take.

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feeds@yuku.com (Sunshine) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:39:32 GMT

I'm happy for him. There is no doubt he is a skilled groomer.

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feeds@yuku.com (Carboys Desire) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:47:21 GMT

The local fag rag in Las Vegas is called Q Magazine. Look who is on the cover:

And inside:

I have not read it yet, but when I get a chance I'll summarize it for you.

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feeds@yuku.com (Sunshine) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:20:42 GMT

The website says Season 2 coming in 2009 and also has a link to apply.

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feeds@yuku.com (cabanachat) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:21:42 GMT

YAY ARTIST!!! Any word on if we'll be getting another season of this?

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feeds@yuku.com (ZippyDoDa) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:40:20 GMT

I loved Artist, so glad he won!!

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feeds@yuku.com (downtown somewhere in Texas) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:41:41 GMT

YAY! artist love all the way. he really did prove himself to be the better groomer as well as the best just all round. and the ending made me cry. just great.

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feeds@yuku.com (Abbywabby) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:16:54 GMT

I loved looking at Jonathan after they announced Artist the groomer of the year. You could tell he was thinking "Nooo I deserve it more".

Ha ha you smug bastard. Your dog didn't even seem happy to see you.

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feeds@yuku.com (memeonly) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:20:11 GMT

Artist love!! What a great show, I never thought they could pull me in, but this was well done.

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feeds@yuku.com (Kitten Gloves) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:03:47 GMT

Congratulations, Artist! You man among famewhores.

I actually wouldn't be surprised to see him do guest spots here and there, he is very likeable.

ARTISTOWNAGE!

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feeds@yuku.com (NeonTetra67) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:42:35 GMT

Yay for Artist! He is so sweet when he started crying, definitely one of the best winners evah!

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feeds@yuku.com (Carboys Desire) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:09:14 GMT

Damn! I wanted Jonathan to prevail, but I'm happy for Artist. He did a great job. He deserved it.

I'm going to miss this show. It immediately became one of my favourites. I especially loved the 1-hour recap that aired ahead of the finale.

I'm glad to see Kathleen get a good edit in that, and in the finale. I think y'all got her all wrong.

She's great. The red-white-and-blue mohawk seals it!

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feeds@yuku.com (Sunshine) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:04:56 GMT

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My tail is just wagging away with happiness

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feeds@yuku.com (Dyke Cruser) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:03:58 GMT

ZombieLinda wrote:
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feeds@yuku.com (Abbywabby) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:00:29 GMT

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good over evil!

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feeds@yuku.com (ZombieLinda) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:59:40 GMT

^X

That's the most satisfying result to any reality show ever and I've watched hundreds. Having his dog and son with him to celebrate. So c00t <333

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feeds@yuku.com (louie77) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:58:00 GMT

Best.Winner.Ever

Groomer Has It....Shear Genius For Dogs

feeds@yuku.com (lilbitofchaos) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:55:46 GMT

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