Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:53:38 GMT

Jason Siska is a lying-ass, history-altering, Immunity Stick falling for DOUCHEBAG.

Whew.

I had to do that one last time before this thread gets moved to Clubs.

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (SuperJude) — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:11:37 GMT

ZOMG mariposa can flame!

I'd bring the hatred but he got voted out, he's been really nice about it and I've spent my time killing innocents in GTA4 the last couple days

-SJ™

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (NoChetCherlock) — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:24:05 GMT

Mariposa...........

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (Mariposa416) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Well I'm no SJ but... You lying ass bastard douchebaggery.. What the hell is wrong with you??? Are you out of your f**king mind??? Fiji sucked and so do you.. Now go away and don't come back till after tribal council tomorrow night.. Unf**king believable you think some people would wake the hell up and figure things out like how bad Fiji sucked and JFP's Grandma is still alive or she could be dead.. Who f**king cares??

How was that?? You can be honest I can...

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (NoChetCherlock) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:11:46 GMT

Geez, I coulda sworn I at least would get some "lying ass bastard Douchebaggery" out of you of all people SuperJudetm

*shaking head in disappointment*

Have you gone mad?

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (SuperJude) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:57:38 GMT

Of course I remember it. I think some of us are better at paying attention to little things like "fake idol made in season 14" ;)

-SJ™

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (NoChetCherlock) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:50:50 GMT

Yea, but even you remember it don't you??

Fairplays dead grandma even remembers it and she's dead

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (SuperJude) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:09:16 GMT

Because Fiji sucked so bad it isn't a shock people don't remember it?

-SJ™

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (NoChetCherlock) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:23:10 GMT

Quoted from IGN.com

IGN TV: Did you have any good talks with Ozzy eventually about his creation of that idol?

Jason: Oh yeah. Even after that episode where Eliza went home, I was kind of like, "Man, you got me good. I guess I missed that episode where Yau-Man made the fake idol." Ozzy and I, outside of the game, we're able to get along real well. The first night at Ponderosa...

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (LaFilleDanse) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:03:07 GMT

He got a new hair cut.

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (MyButtholeHurts) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:07:15 GMT

Jason is not gay. His hair is longer than any queer I ever knew!

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (token lunatic) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:54:20 GMT

Jason fills all three quotas. No, make that five: gay, alpha athlete, dumbass, douche and underdog due to his idiot savant schtick.

WIN/WIN/WIN/WIN/WIN!

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (PeachessandCreeams) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:47:36 GMT

They will only cast one token gay guy for ASS 2 and Coby is it. If Coby isn't available and they desperately need to fill the gay quota, they will cast the other gay guy, Chet.
If they need a token Alpha Male, Ozztard or James will be cast. If they need to fill the douchetard...

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (z2zcommish) — Sat, 08 Jan 2033 14:09:52 GMT
I hope Jason is invited for ASS3. I think he would learn from his mistakes

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:06:30 GMT
I would definitely watch Jason again if he were invited on ASS3.

And I would bet money that he would find a way to outdo himself and look even dumber this time!

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (Mariposa416) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:50:55 GMT
one more comment from you SJ and I'm gonna write another poem about you, Jason and a romantic interlude..

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (SuperJude) — Sun, 08 Jan 1989 14:09:51 GMT
I've never seen anything like this at Sucks. A moderately liked character who made 8th place seems to be the KING of Survivor threads. If you can't beat em, join em: JASON FOR ASSIII FTW!

-SJ™

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (Mariposa416) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:30:13 GMT
Jason was the funniest Survivor ever.. Loved his sarcasm. I'm gonna miss that adorable little doucheyboy..

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (PeachessandCreeams) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:23:12 GMT
douche

Re: Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (yorlik) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:27:10 GMT
Could Jason give the HII once he's evicted? Give it to James or Erik on your way out, that would've stir some shit!

Goodbye Jason - Dumbest Player in Survivor History

feeds@yuku.com (SashaAldeias) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:04:14 GMT
In a strange way, it's kind of sad to see him go. I found myself rooting for him in the end just because he's so ridiculous. You know immediately that the show will be less interesting without him there douchekabobbing it up. But what made him fun to laugh at eventually caused his demise. I will say, though, that he was one of the few with personality. Despite all the things you can say against him, you have to admit that he was good in confessionals because he was genuinely honest,...