Rory

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (Seven Inch Gaboner) — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:48:35 GMT

I liked Rory a lot. Grouchy people, while horrible to actually be around I'm sure, make for great tv.

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (Sol Rosenberg) — Thu, 22 May 2008 17:31:09 GMT

I rewatched Vanuatu recently, and this guy was amazing. A damn shame he didn't last longer than he did. I would have loved to see him on Micronesia in place of Ozzy.
"That was NONSENSE! That was CLASSLESS!"
"If that was a MAN acting like that, would you have taken it, Sarge? NO!"
"I'm a GROWN ASS MAN! I don't take orders real well!"

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (Sabina Sperber) — Thu, 22 May 2008 16:50:08 GMT

One day at work this guy called me and needed a price quote on a product so when I gave him the rate, he started yelling at me saying I was charging him more because he was black! And, I'm thinking, "dude this is a phone conversation. I can't see what color your skin is!" So, then he said, "I'm a fucking GROWN ASS MAN!" and I had to hit mute so he couldn't hear me laughing my ass off. I wanted to ask him, "Royry? Is that you?!"

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (GnarlsInCharge) — Fri, 16 May 2008 06:33:18 GMT

I just called the Rory Hotline and I found out the following words rhyme with Rory

participatory
allegory
story
corey
whorey
tori
statutory
hunky-dory
transitory
lavatory

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (Crappysucks) — Fri, 16 May 2008 06:22:21 GMT

finishthemoff wrote:
He is cool.

Yes, I suppose he is everything you are not. Damn Corky, you make this shit easy.

PS - Still 'jerkingthemoff' I see...

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (polarexprezz) — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:30:08 GMT

I <3 Royry!

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feeds@yuku.com (platinumtlc) — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:21:48 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (gravenwraith) — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:20:04 GMT

<3 Rory

I think he should start posting RIGHT NOW.

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feeds@yuku.com (SenseiKreese) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:30:25 GMT

Rory is the only Survivor I can think of who read his entry on the Funny 115 and didn't like it. He said it "wasn't funny."

Considering that the point of his entry was that he had no sense of humor, this was fairly predictable.

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (PagongSchlong) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:19:40 GMT

My Christmas wish is for one night, while Rory is getting drunk off his 40oz of Colt 45, for him to come to Sucks and post.

My life would be complete.

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (GrownASSMan) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:08:20 GMT

Nope, not at all.

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feeds@yuku.com (PALMEIRAS) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:07:54 GMT

Random topic of the year

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feeds@yuku.com (Merely) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:07:54 GMT

Rory is an overdeveloped midget.

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feeds@yuku.com (daggers44) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:41:33 GMT

Didn't he help vote off Brady?

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feeds@yuku.com (endlessmike) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:33:18 GMT

best 10th placer ever

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feeds@yuku.com (NatalieCunialLulz) — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:01:41 GMT

remember when rory was gonna burn down yasur camp and throw away all the tools and salt the earth, and then they won a reward and his wife's letter was like "don't torch shit" so he didn't?

royry <3333

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (PeachessandCreeams) — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:19:18 GMT

z2zcommish wrote:
Who misses Rory?

I liked Royry. His grown ass was funny!

Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (finishthemoff) — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:07:12 GMT

He is cool.

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feeds@yuku.com (SuperAgent Ari Gold) — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:54:27 GMT

PagongSchlong wrote:

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Re: Rory

feeds@yuku.com (TW After Life) — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:53:46 GMT

Hey guys, remember the time Rory went off on his own, and then Sarge was gonna chew is ass out but then Rory pulled out some fruit that he had gathered?

OMG, that was so epic.

Rory

feeds@yuku.com (z2zcommish) — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:44:35 GMT

Who misses Rory?