Colonoscopies What. The. Hell??!?

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feeds@yuku.com (TobaccoRhoda) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:03:21 GMT

I laughed out loud at the line about him starting to eliminate food he hadn't eaten yet.

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feeds@yuku.com (darlingal) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:00:31 GMT

I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.

my favorite line.
I love Dave Berry, I think he would make a great OT poster. Someone should e-mail him a link.

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feeds@yuku.com (TobaccoRhoda) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:43:10 GMT

Dave Barry said it so much better.

Colonoscopy journal by Dave Barry

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenteritis specialist, to make an
appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a
color diagram of the colon and a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the
place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the
colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient...

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feeds@yuku.com (Undertakeress) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:59:33 GMT

Well, I just started drinking the wonderful MiraLax mixed with some Grape Propel. Tastes fine - just a thicker feel to it.

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feeds@yuku.com (Undertakeress) — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:10:52 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:11:42 GMT

Heh.

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feeds@yuku.com (StarRider) — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:50:21 GMT

Fudge pops would be more festive, no?

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feeds@yuku.com (Mister Slippery) — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:48:59 GMT

TobaccoRhoda wrote:
They didn't find anything. Slick as a whistle. Except it was green from all the jello. I had to laugh.

I had three polyps - waiting a week to hear that they were nothing was excruciating.

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feeds@yuku.com (Mom HOLIO) — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:48:03 GMT

I really don't want to do this.

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feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:45:48 GMT

Popsicles??? Damn it! They weren't on MY list! (And I never would have thought to ask about them.)

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feeds@yuku.com (NewOrleansIsSinking) — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:16:14 GMT

I always eat Lipton Chicken Noodle soup and I strain the noodles out. They bug me.

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feeds@yuku.com (Undertakeress) — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:37:58 GMT

The broth that I got in the hospital last year wasn't so bad..

The fuckers called me today - mine is Tuesday at 2pm... 2 in the FUCKING AFTERNOON!!! I'm going to starve to death!!!! But they said I get to eat my jello and popsicles up til 7am. And I have to miss school. That fucking annoys me.

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feeds@yuku.com (Voodidit) — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:24:39 GMT

my mom found some kind of beef bullion that was pretty good.

After her last one the doctor told me to tell her when she could remember that he never wanted to see her ass in there again. And to quit worrying!

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feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:51:05 GMT

I can't understand how you would be allowed a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. It contains chicken. And noodles. Those tend to make poop.

I tried chicken bouillion (sp?) just ONCE. *hurl* Stuck with the lemon and orange jello after that. And lots of Sprite.

Get to do it again in another four and a half years, if I'm lucky.

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feeds@yuku.com (Shorty) — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:12:25 GMT

I couldn't find that one, Peepers. I was looking for that one, too! It's funnier.

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feeds@yuku.com (Mister Peepers) — Fri, 30 May 2008 04:13:04 GMT

Shorty wrote:

�Thanks, Shorty.� I was looking for the one where he was talking about kids and bud nipping.

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feeds@yuku.com (TobaccoRhoda) — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:03:24 GMT

For some reason, you can have one can of CAMPBELL's (only) chicken noodle soup. Drink hot tea, it makes you feel full.

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feeds@yuku.com (Undertakeress) — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:18:01 GMT

Awww shit. Forgot about that. Guess I'll be exchanging my Jello tomorrow for orange, lemon or pineapple

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feeds@yuku.com (NewOrleansIsSinking) — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:10:14 GMT

Strawberry jello is red.

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feeds@yuku.com (Shorty) — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:49:45 GMT

Colonoscopies What. The. Hell??!?

feeds@yuku.com (TobaccoRhoda) — Tue, 27 May 2008 10:05:34 GMT

Okay, so here's the deal. I am scheduled for this barbaric thing tomorrow at 10:00 AM. They are gonna run a 10 foot rubber tube with a camera up my ass.

You might think this is the worst part, but no.

I haven't had anything to eat since dinner last night, and I can't eat until lunch tomorrow. Not only that but there is a gallon of something vile chilling in my fridge right now that I have to start drinking at 3PM. A gallon. And I got a sneaking feeling it's...