Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:20:07 GMT

Dear Dump Diary

I love you!

Love,
Paris

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (MidwayHaven) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 05:27:16 GMT

Um, yeah, what they all said!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Zillmora Lee Simmons) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:48:41 GMT

ZOMG, I feel the same way!!!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (BlondZflyring) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:47:44 GMT

Totally, ya'll!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Corinnezilla5150) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:31:05 GMT

I know, guys me too!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Harry Potter) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:18:18 GMT

Yeah, me too!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (ParisHflyring) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:17:26 GMT

Yeah, me too!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:16:16 GMT

OMG I hate people who talk to themselves on message boards.

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:12:39 GMT

Dearest Dumpary,

I am so glad you have been resurrected by GoddessParis today and I am even more happy that she is alive and has great teeth. So yay!

Kaley on the other hand is another story in itself, Sweet Dumpary. Last time I saw her on was a couple of months ago and I think she got banned the same day she returned. I don't know for sure, but as I recall she created or was posting in a thread in OT, as was AlwaysAwesomeAdam and I think Anti called him/her out as...

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:00:08 GMT

Dear Dump Diary,

I totes forgot about you. But I just remembered! Yayayay!

Anyways, so today I was bleaching my teeth. And I got some of the bleach on my gums and now it hurts like a mother. But at least I will get to keep up my pearly whites. I love bleacing my teeth. There is nothing worse than nasty yellow teeth. Like yesterday. There was this really really hot guy. Like way hot. Gorgeous blond hair. Tones muscles. Yummy yummy. And then he smiled. And it was nas-tay!...

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:31:09 GMT

Dearest Dumpary,

OMG! It has been forevs since I wrote in you. And it has always been forevs since Kaley and Paris have wrote in you or anywhere at Sucks! Just like in the past, I hope they aren't dead.

But it's been so damn long since they have been around, it feels like they might be!

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:02:33 GMT
Dear Dumpary,

It has been eons since I wrote in you, I missed you much. I also miss Kaley, where the fuck is she? I see Paris around, but not much of Kaley anymore.

I have a shit load of things going on, but not a lot I want to discuss at the moment. I will be back later!

Thanks for listening and caring oh sweet, sweet dumpary! *MwAaaAaZ*

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:31:49 GMT
Dear Dump Diary,

Sorry I have been away for so long. I kind of lost interest in you. Just like I always seen to do with my boyfriends. But I decided to come back. Becaue I really love you. I guess the real reason I havent written in you for so long is because nothing too interesting has happened lately. I almost got in a fight with some dumb bitch. I dont remember why. And this nerdy guy was hitting on me the other day. I am not kidding, he was wearing socks with sandals. What the...

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:15:33 GMT
Dear Dump,

My boss tonight told me he has a hemmoroid or however its spelled. IDK why he told me its not like I asked but I got to thinking how do gay guys have sex when they have a hemoroid. I mean OWWW! It reminds me of a time when I was dating this guy that had a Prince Albert and he wanted to stick it in me b/c he said it would feel good but in all honesty, if a guy has a prince albert he has to be like gay. I mean his dick wasn't very impressive to begin with and the...

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Riliss) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:24:08 GMT

KaleyAlexander wrote:
Dear Dump,

Today for fun I peformed filatio on a Dairy Queen cone b/c the guy at Dairy Queen was hot. . turns out he was more interested in my male friend than me. I would still give him a handjob if he asked though. At work tonight some guy said he wanted to get between me and one of the strippers. Which kind of offended me, I really don't like sharing when I get in the mood and I...

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:08:44 GMT
Dear Dump,

To everyone in here that may want to tell another girl that she got fat but doesn't want to do it in an insensative way, I have a full proof plan. Just ask if she's pregnant. You're not coming out and saying she's fat but you are implying it. Like my cousin. I haven't seen her for like 5 mos. maybe a year or two idk but she got fat and I was trying to think of the nicest way possible to tell her and that's what I came up with. She got offended but...

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:56:39 GMT
Hey Gokkun, love your new subnic.

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (gokkun) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:41:52 GMT
omg claude

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:06:28 GMT
Kaley must wear no clothes on her room.

Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (gokkun) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:43:57 GMT
hi

Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!!

feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:06:07 GMT

Dear Dump,

Today on Sucks some nasty hag bitch tried to call my girl hole dead. . .but luckily, the old bitch was a barren desert and quickly shut up. Besides, her husband is this freaking loser ass freak who says FUCK ME at random times and tits up. . .I mean what the hell is that? She was like stroking him b/c he incorporated (see I can use big words) tits up into his conversation. How freaking embarassing! Like what kind of trash are you like for real? Go to back to IHOP...