Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! http://survivorsucks.com/topic/33901/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:06:07 GMT Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:02:34 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://survivorsucks.com/topic/33901/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3381236/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3381236
It has been eons since I wrote in you, I missed you much. I also miss Kaley, where the fuck is she? I see Paris around, but not much of Kaley anymore. image

I have a shit load of things going on, but not a lot I want to discuss at the moment. I will be back later!

Thanks for listening and caring oh sweet, sweet dumpary! *MwAaaAaZ*

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3381236 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:02:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3268314/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3268314
Sorry I have been away for so long. I kind of lost interest in you. Just like I always seen to do with my boyfriends. But I decided to come back. Becaue I really love you. I guess the real reason I havent written in you for so long is because nothing too interesting has happened lately. I almost got in a fight with some dumb bitch. I dont remember why. And this nerdy guy was hitting on me the other day. I am not kidding, he was wearing socks with sandals. What the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3268314 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:31:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3262560/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3262560
My boss tonight told me he has a hemmoroid or however its spelled. IDK why he told me its not like I asked but I got to thinking how do gay guys have sex when they have a hemoroid. I mean OWWW! It reminds me of a time when I was dating this guy that had a Prince Albert and he wanted to stick it in me b/c he said it would feel good but in all honesty, if a guy has a prince albert he has to be like gay. I mean his dick wasn't very impressive to begin with and the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3262560 Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:15:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3257078/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3257078 KaleyAlexander wrote:
Dear Dump,

Today for fun I peformed filatio on a Dairy Queen cone b/c the guy at Dairy Queen was hot. . turns out he was more interested in my male friend than me. I would still give him a handjob if he asked though. At work tonight some guy said he wanted to get between me and one of the strippers. Which kind of offended me, I really don't like sharing when I get in the mood and I... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Riliss) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3257078 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:24:08 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3256980/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3256980
To everyone in here that may want to tell another girl that she got fat but doesn't want to do it in an insensative way, I have a full proof plan. Just ask if she's pregnant. You're not coming out and saying she's fat but you are implying it. Like my cousin. I haven't seen her for like 5 mos. maybe a year or two idk but she got fat and I was trying to think of the nicest way possible to tell her and that's what I came up with. She got offended but... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3256980 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:08:44 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3230140/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3230140 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3230140 Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:56:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3229397/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3229397 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gokkun) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3229397 Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:41:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3225648/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3225648 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3225648 Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:06:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3224822/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3224822 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gokkun) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3224822 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:43:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3214664/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3214664
I kinda forget about you like a crack addicted meth whore forgets to feed her kids dinner or that she has kids for that matter. My friend went to the hospital this month, she got punched at a club after a told this girl to fuck off. I don't know why she punched my friend and not me. I was right next to her. Anywho, the bitch punched my friend out so I pulled her hair. I think the bitch is going to suffer from baldness in the future b/c the hair came out really... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3214664 Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:16:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3144804/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3144804
I am not dead! I am alive! But as Paris once said, it does feel good to know people care about me! Paris <3 I have been a lil more busy than usual the last couple of days, But I am back! The next question is, where is Kaley??? We haven't heard from her in some time, I hope she is not dead. My DVR has been fucking up my recordings for the last week or so.. and its pissing me off! Anyway, I have a TON of catching up to do online, so I will be... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3144804 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:42:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3138007/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3138007
Where is everyone else at

Did Kaley and Blondezilla die

I hope not

Who else would I share this diary with ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3138007 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:52:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3129080/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3129080

I absolutely love the 4th of July! I love fireworks! I love being patriotic! That it all. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3129080 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:31:32 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3112238/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3112238
I am fine being Karen.

And my nipples are hard. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3112238 Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:40:45 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3111783/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3111783
I am glad Kaley is alive and kickin'. It makes me happy to know she is alright, I am glad that lezbo stalker bitch didn't kill her, or get her locked up in jail!

Also, I don't mind the title of our thread so much, I was just jokin' about it. I would be more than happy to be Kaley's Jack! ((Paris can be Karen)) Unless she wants to be the Jack? I dunno..it doesn't matter.

So today I was trying to get caught up on watching all... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3111783 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:33:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3110494/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3110494 feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3110494 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:28:42 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3110490/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3110490 Dear Dump,


Yeah, I'm alive but nothing of any kind of interest happened to me these last few days, nothing outside the norm. The only thing that would be REMOTELY interesting is me bitch slapping a hooker (at least she looked like one) outside of the mall. You see, I went shopping with some friends and this nasty slut bitch was following us (b/c I guess she's like some kind of lesbian. . .not that there is anything wrong but bitch needed to back off) so I did turn... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3110490 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:26:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3107957/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3107957
Kaley is missing, again! I hope we hear from her soon! I hope she is alive, That is all. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3107957 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:10:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3105711/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3105711
What happened to your Dump boyfriend, Goki? Did he (ready?) dump (lololol) you?
]]> feeds@yuku.com (MouthbreathingDemonPiglet) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3105711 Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:54:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3100397/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html#reply-3100397
Sorry it has been a while since I wrote last. Alcohol is wonderful. But it can leave you absentminded or passed out on the floor of the back room in a McDonalds restaraount where you just had sex with the assistant manager. Because that is what happened to me. At least I think he was the assistant manager. And I think it was McDonalds. I dont remember for sure. I was really fucked up that night. Good times. Except the sex. I've had better.

Speaking of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/3100397 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:29:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Kaley's Dump Diary now w/ Vagina Crepes, Flaming Chimpmunks and Midgets!! ]]> http://survivorsucks.com/topic/33901/t/Kaley-s-Dump-Diary--w-Vagina-Crepes-Flaming-Chimpmunks--Midg.html Dear Dump,

Today on Sucks some nasty hag bitch tried to call my girl hole dead. . .but luckily, the old bitch was a barren desert and quickly shut up. Besides, her husband is this freaking loser ass freak who says FUCK ME at random times and tits up. . .I mean what the hell is that? She was like stroking him b/c he incorporated (see I can use big words) tits up into his conversation. How freaking embarassing! Like what kind of trash are you like for real? Go to back to IHOP... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KaleyAlexander) http://survivorsucks.com/topic/33901 Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:06:07 GMT