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  Police say Conn. man urged snake to &#39;get&#39; officers




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  (06-17) 07:17 PDT Bridgeport, Conn. (AP) --

  Police in Bridgeport, Conn., say they arrested a man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Lucky for
  them, 9-foot-long pythons aren&#39;t very obedient.

  Police say 21-year-old Victor Rodriguez was charged with threatening officers and disorderly conduct after
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: weird pet stories  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I wanna Irish Wolfhound.  They look like they belong lounging in front of the gate of some medieval castle.  Theyz kewl. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1 class="Headline">Deputies Reprimanded After Officer Bitten By Alligator</h1>

<h2 class="SubHead"><em>Witness: &#39;Alligator Was Laughing At Him&#39;</em></h2>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I know! How long was the dog tied up down there? No wonder it went nuts. My dogs would never hurt any of us. Even when we accidently nip them with the nail
clippers, they yelped but didn&#39;t bite. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ chain him in the basement. That&#39;ll learn him.
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God, some people are so fucking stupid. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>My dog has never/would hopefully never attack anyone. He doesn&#39;t even growl at anything besides other animals.
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However, he did eat the charger to my laptop last night. I&#39;m fucking pissed.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Jesus fuck. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Kitty won&#39;t tear off your arm, but she will eat your decomposing corpse after you lie around dead for a few days.  Just saying. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s always amazing to see the shock of people when something like that happens.  <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/eyes.gif">
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This is why I have Kitty Kitty McKitterson.  Whosagoodkitty?  Whosa?
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He&#39;ll never tear my arm off, that&#39;s for sure. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Pit bull kills 7-year-old Minneapolis boy at home
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Perhaps, his loved ones can only speculate, young Zachary King Jr. had gone to get a puppy in his... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I&#39;ve yet to meet a pit bull owner who didn&#39;t have a jacked up truck and lots of tattoos.
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HUGE small penis alert.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>They may be ugly, but they do their part to help with population control!</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ oh and take your shoes off when you go into somebody&#39;s house. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Pitbulls are abominations of nature with a severe &#39;tude.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Why stop at pit bulls? 
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We should kill all the hamsters -- as a precaution -- for being the catalyst of teenaged stupidity:
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  <h1>Gerbil&#39;s escape from cage blamed for accident</h1>
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<p class="date">Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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<p>(06-18) 16:52 PDT Springville, Utah (AP) --</p>

<p>Police say a teenage driver who lost control of her car while scrambling to capture her pet gerbil wasn&#39;t cited for an... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ People should NOT be allowed to have pit bulls. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I REALLY hope this turns into another &quot;kill all the pit bulls on earth&quot; thread.
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  <p><span class="georgia md" id="bodytext">(06-17) 07:17 PDT Bridgeport, Conn. (AP) --</span></p>

  <p><span class="georgia md" id="bodytext">Police in Bridgeport, Conn., say they arrested a man after he ordered... ]]></description>

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