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        <![CDATA[ My daughter loves the John Travolta version of Hairspray, and has watched it no less that a gajillion times.


Yesterday, we are at the local Target and the lady that was ringing us up, started making small talk with her When the conversation made it past the usual
&quot;Hi, what&#39;s your name? Are you in school?&quot; phase, my daughter sighs, puts her hands on her hips, and loudly proclaims &quot;IF THEY WAS ANY MORE
WHITE PEOPLE IN HERE, THIS PLACE WOULD BE A SUBURB.&quot;


I wanted to... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I almost died yesterday  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ and then you probably beat her when you got home, right? ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">Mister Slippery wrote:</strong>
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  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">StarringAmy wrote:</strong>
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    I am glad you didn&#39;t, because I would miss you.
    <br>
    <br>
    What race is your daughter?
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  <p>The best part of this post is that I absolutely believe that Amy is being sincere.</p>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I was hoping Angie had CANCER. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ there were more houses robbed in the lily white suburb I lived in when I first moved to Houston, than in the diverse neighborhood I live in now ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sadly, suburbs are getting overwhelmed with diversity too. Check the crime stats. ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">StarringAmy wrote:</strong>
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  I am glad you didn&#39;t, because I would miss you.
  <br>
  <br>
  What race is your daughter?
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<p> The best part of this post is that I absolutely believe that Amy is being sincere.</p>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I just died in your arms tonight. Must have been something you said. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You alomst went to a better place, huh? You are from Wisconsin, so that could be pretty much anywhere. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I am glad you didn&#39;t, because I would miss you.
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What race is your daughter? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I couldn&#39;t watch JT in that movie. He RUINED all my teenage fantasies from Grease &amp; SNF. Bitch. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ^ I had someone run a red light and then honk at me as they almost t-boned me, like it was my fault? WTF! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ As stories of near-death experiences go, this felt a little lacking. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I was almsot t-boned today, I had to speed up so the fucker wouldn&#39;t hit me. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ My daughter loves the John Travolta version of Hairspray, and has watched it no less that a gajillion times.
<br>
<br>
Yesterday, we are at the local Target and the lady that was ringing us up, started making small talk with her When the conversation made it past the usual
&quot;Hi, what&#39;s your name? Are you in school?&quot; phase, my daughter sighs, puts her hands on her hips, and loudly proclaims &quot;IF THEY WAS ANY MORE
WHITE PEOPLE IN HERE, THIS PLACE WOULD BE A SUBURB.&quot;
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