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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Secret Life - I&#39;m sorry Jesus that I had sex, a poem  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Yes, I guess I meant Madison. The red head. Dead mother Madison. They&#39;re all starting to blend together for me. Random teen girl with red hair from now
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			<description><![CDATA[ Do you mean Madison? Lauren&#39;s the black friend that was going to babysit. Madison is the redhead with the dead mother. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Secret Life - I&#39;m sorry Jesus that I had sex, a poem  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I can&#39;t wait for Lauren and Jack&#39;s stuff to come out. If they didn&#39;t have sex they surely messed around.
<br>
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Ben fell in love with Amy at the drop of a hat like that. None of these kids have normal high school three week relationships. They&#39;ve all been together
since the start of their first year in school. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Secret Life - I&#39;m sorry Jesus that I had sex, a poem  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This was the first episode that I didn&#39;t want to kill Tom. Loved that he and his woman booed Grace at the Christian Abstinence Teen Club. Seriously, how
many clubs is this idiot going to join. I agree, go back to cheer leading. And quit touching people&#39;s shoulders. Dr Grace.
<br>
<br>
Jack SO had sex with Lauren this summer. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I love the Ben is the Pregnant Teen Whisperer. And, until the end of the episode when he was talking to Mark&#39;s mom, they really made Griffin annoying as
hell in this episode. I like that Jack was able to get out of Grace that she was guilty of not feeling guilty. I think that&#39;s very realistic. But getting
booed out of the church was funny.
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<br>
And what&#39;s with everyone falling in love at the drop of a hat?  I know they&#39;re young and everything feels like love, but I... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That poem <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
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I&#39;m sorry Jesus that I had sex <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
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Everyone, come to my abstinence club! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I wanted Ben to dump Amy on her whiny ass too. I want her to end up alone and miserable, with custody being granted to Ricky.
<br>
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Poor Molly Ringwald is getting hard to look at. Seriously, I understand she&#39;s pregnant. But DAMN. I&#39;m talking troll under the bridge. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I didn&#39;t see Griffin being gay either. I thought they were going to the whole &quot;you can&#39;t date him because he&#39;s a freshman, but wait, I
like him too&quot; storyline.  I enjoyed the classroom scene with everyone&#39;s inner dialogue.  And, the teacher was Bruce from the Gilmore Girls.  She was
Sookie&#39;s midwife. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ In terms of sheer entertainment, last night&#39;s episode was probably the &#39;best&#39; since the first season last summer. They finally gave something for
Ashley to do again...the show&#39;s best character. I actually was not expecting Griffin to be gay, but I thought that was a neat direction for them to go,
especially to have him befriend Ashley. Ashley&#39;s entrance was the best thing ever. I was hoping Amy and Ben would break up. Damn. I&#39;m holding out hope
for Amy/Ricky by the end... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m actually surprised they introduced a gay character. I watched a little of 7th Heaven at the beginning (abhorred it by the end of its run), but
don&#39;t remember them ever introducing a gay character. I&#39;ll be shocked if Griffin has a kiss, relationship, or anything other than a crush on a straight
guy.
<br>
<br>
Oh, and the actress that plays Ashley has gotten leaps and bounds better in the acting department.  Her timing with her jokes last night was really good,
especially when... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I could see the baby daddy gossip being discussed by highschoolers just because it was good gossip.
<br>
<br>
Amy is a whiny brat. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I love Griffin, even before he outed himself to Ashley. Best gay guy/straight girl couple on the show (and, finally, a gay guy). Love that Lauren and Madison
are going to both go after him. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">MMMadcow wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Am I the only person on the planet who DIDN&#39;T know about the huge sex trade business in Bologna?
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
I also didn&#39;t know anything about that. Then again, I was exposed to other cultures at 2 months old.
<br>
<br>
We DVRd it and watched it last night. My (14 yr old) daughter and I said several times that Amy is just a huge bitch now, and with all the vasectomy talk, this
show has... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Am I the only person on the planet who DIDN&#39;T know about the huge sex trade business in Bologna? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I despise this show yet I cannot stop watching. I hate how everyone was talking about George and the vasectomy. Uh, I don&#39;t think ANYONE would be talking
about that even if Grace said something to someone. AND! It is so annoying how everyone keeps mentioning sex with Bologna. Do all of the characters really
think alike? Jennifer Coolidge is too good to be wasting her time on this crap. The writing even makes her look bad. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Have you notice how they repeat everything at least 3 times? &quot;I&#39;m going to Italy and taking John&quot; &quot;no, you cant go to Italy and take
John&quot; &quot;Yes I can go to Italy and take John&quot;
<br>
<br>
Who the heck talks like that? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So high schoolers have nothing better to talk about than some old man and his vasectomy? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Is the real message of this show, &quot;teenage girls, if you get pregnant, you&#39;ll turn into a raging c.unt?&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
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    <strong class="quote-title"><strong class="quote-title">MMMadcow</strong> wrote:</strong>
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    Amy just gets more repulsive every week. And her mother looks like a thanksgiving day parade balloon these days.
    <br>
    <br>
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  <br>
  Molly was pregnant with twins at the time, so it&#39;s understandable.
  <br>
</blockquote>
<br>
I know,... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">JRobbed wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  That was literally the stupidest funeral I have ever witnessed.
</blockquote>You know that you loved the choir sized golf cart
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			<description><![CDATA[ None of the ABC family shows require a full thread so I thought we could group them all together here.
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<br>
Minuteman &gt; American Teenager
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<span style="font-style: italic;">Title eidert only by moderator, decoupling it from Minuteman. </span>
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