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        <![CDATA[ 
Breaking Balls:  Arizona Diamondback Chris Snyder Busts A Nut



Arizona Diamondbacks catcher Chris Snyder became the latest major leaguer to suffer an odd injury this week on a foul tip. The diagnosis: Snyder has a
fractured testicle. When asked by a reporter how he felt about his injury Snyder replied &quot;how the fuck do you think I feel?&quot; as he and his testicle
were immobilized on a stretcher outside of the ballpark.


For those who are curious about this particular injury here is... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Baseball Player Suffers Fractured Testicle  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3166022/t/Baseball-Player-Suffers-Fractured-Testicle.html#reply-3166022</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I am a college baseball player, and after using a whole bunch of different protective cups I found that the NuttyBuddy is by far the best cup out there. The
cup is anatomically formed so that a direct hit, such as the one Snyder took, is displaced and is almost not felt. When performing the typical actions of a
game I forget I even have it on.</p>

<p>Looks like we need to get the Diamondbacks catchers the NuttyBuddy.</p>

<p>I ordered mine off <a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Baseball Player Suffers Fractured Testicle  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Baseball Player Suffers Fractured Testicle  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3131259/t/Baseball-Player-Suffers-Fractured-Testicle.html#reply-3131259</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ People seem to be split down the middle over this. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Baseball Player Suffers Fractured Testicle  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3130957/t/Baseball-Player-Suffers-Fractured-Testicle.html#reply-3130957</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Just rub some motherfucking dirt on it. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Baseball Player Suffers Fractured Testicle  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3126490/t/Baseball-Player-Suffers-Fractured-Testicle.html#reply-3126490</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Boy you guys sure are having a ball aren&#39;t you. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://dylan.tweney.com/images/nutcracker.jpg" alt="image">

<p><br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I posted this in the appropirate thread. Some of us don&#39;t need the spotlight.
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<em>edit to correct spelling but then decided I like it better this way.</em> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I guess he won&#39;t be delivering in scoring position for awhile....... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ squash already gave the poor guys testicle a moment of silence in the baseball thread.
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lock this shit up ~ squash ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  When asked by a reporter how he felt about his injury Snyder replied &quot;how the fuck do you think I feel?&quot;
</blockquote>Are you sure that&#39;s not a mis-scrote?   I heard the umpire reached to help him and said:  &quot;Your nuts&quot;
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I heard he went ballistic ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Two balls.
<br>
One strike.
<br>
One out. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3125909/t/Baseball-Player-Suffers-Fractured-Testicle.html#reply-3125909</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I thought it was to get to the other side!
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Boy, do I feel stupid. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.eteamz.com/erialbaseball/images/Tornbaseball.gif" alt="image">

<p><br></p>I&#39;ve heard it was possible.
<br>
I&#39;ll never yell &quot;tear the cover off&quot; again. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ His ass was full? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ To stop it from leaking? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Why did that guy shove a chicken bone in his pee hole??? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He&#39;s fine.  They stitched him right up.
<br>
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<img src="http://www.dreamstime.com/baseball-stitch-thumb1553842.jpg" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>(I&#39;m actually groining at all the horrible puns).
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<br>
Jayeffers?  Turn away from this HORRIBLY BROKEN PENIS
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<img src="http://images.mobclub.com/productpreview_890.jpg" alt="image"></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ D I E ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><strong><font color="#990000" size="5"><br>
Breaking Balls:  Arizona Diamondback Chris Snyder Busts A Nut
<br>
<br></font></strong><img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/dca2590d3b21275aa68c8906072ddb9679d1b32.pjpg" alt="image"></p>

<p>Arizona Diamondbacks catcher Chris Snyder became the latest major leaguer to suffer an odd injury this week on a foul tip. The diagnosis: Snyder has a
fractured testicle. When asked by a reporter how he felt about his injury Snyder replied &quot;how... ]]></description>

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