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        <![CDATA[ My nieces are fighting over kennel space on the Puppy Luv game for the Wii.  I&#39;ve decided that I need to kill some of their puppies to make space for new
puppies.  It is the circle of cyber life.  How do I kill these puppies?


If there are multiple ways of killing them, please detail the most traumatic method.  One niece has suggested that I not allow anyone to feed the other
niece&#39;s puppy so that it will starve and die.  That takes too long.


Thanks!  
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			<description><![CDATA[ Why not? You have already killed tons of kittens.
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			<description><![CDATA[ No axes or rivers ... I don&#39;t want to damage the Wii, just their fragile little egos. ]]></description>

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the train - have the train run over them ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Traditional method. Burlap sack, rock, twine, the river behind your house. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Use an axe. Duh. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Just stuff the puppies in a cardboard box and leave them on a street corner. Someone is bound to take them. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I want them to DIE DIE DIE and I want my nieces to fear my wrath! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I know you can sell animals on the zoo games when they make too many babies and you need more room, money for food, whatever. Or you can trade for different
species. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Stop!! or I&#39;ll alert WiiETA! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m surprised you didn&#39;t suggest that I throw them into an EZBake oven. These puppies are Jewish. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ How do I sell them? Are you sure I can&#39;t kill them? %%#*% &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; sibling arguments. Maybe I can unite them in hating me. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ My nieces are fighting over kennel space on the Puppy Luv game for the Wii.  I&#39;ve decided that I need to kill some of their puppies to make space for new
puppies.  It is the circle of cyber life.  How do I kill these puppies?
<br>
<br>
If there are multiple ways of killing them, please detail the most traumatic method.  One niece has suggested that I not allow anyone to feed the other
niece&#39;s puppy so that it will starve and die.  That takes too long.
<br>
<br>
Thanks!  
<br> ]]></description>

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