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        <![CDATA[ ST PETERSBURG - A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg&#39;s Channel Five said the man&#39;s wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument,
activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch,... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ As the rescue workers sawed apart the couch, the mystery of the &quot;sleeping&quot; husband unfolded right before their eyes. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That story just doesn&#39;t sit well with me. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Couches don&#39;t kill people, angry wives kill people. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Crime and Punishment II ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.
</blockquote>He&#39;s usually a loud sleeper? That&#39;s justifiable homicide.
<br>
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<blockquote>
  I&#39;m gonna put you in the wallpaper, khnum.
</blockquote>Ooh, I smell a global banning.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Severe Bed Head. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I wonder what the exact cause of death was.  broken spine? neck? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Did it say where she bought the couch?
<br>
<br>
I&#39;m asking for a friend ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ They should bury him standing up. To save space. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ now that&#39;s fucking funny ]]></description>

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If he dies, he dies.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Now he&#39;s taking the dirt nap. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ST PETERSBURG - A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.
<br>
St Petersburg&#39;s Channel Five said the man&#39;s wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument,
activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
<br>
The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the... ]]></description>

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