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        <![CDATA[ What a stupid saying.


How the fuck can a doornail be dead if it never lived?


Somebody stop the world and let me off.  I&#39;ve had it. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Deader than a doornail  ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Deader than a doornail  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Penny&#39;s as thick as a toenail. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ o, taht works. there&#39;s tools aplenty around here ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ No, shiniest is for the tool in the shed one. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Deader than a doornail  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ sharpest ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Cut Pee pee some slack -- she knows she isn&#39;t the smartest knife in the knife drawer. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I usually reserve that one for people I&#39;ve beaten to death with a hammer.
<br>
<br>
Then it seems to fit. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Did my pussy edits work at all?
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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh, Penny... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Door nails were used to make coffins. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Slower than Riceme&#39;s treadmill.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Some people are so dumb, they make Jesus cry.
<br>
<br>
<br>
of course, if you belive Jesus was really god, you&#39;re dumber than a doorknob. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Dead as a doornail
<br>
McBattier than a McBagpipe ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I totally thought you were asking me something else there for a minute. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ split or snow? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;More Pea-brained than PeePee.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Nah, we just think you&#39;re Canadian. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
I always thought it was dead as a doornail. 
<br>
<br>
If I keep shit like this up, you guys are gonna start thinking I&#39;m stupid or something.
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>What a stupid saying.
<br>
<br>
How the fuck can a doornail be dead if it never lived?
<br>
<br>
Somebody stop the world and let me off.  I&#39;ve had it.</p> ]]></description>

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