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  Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

  July 24, 2008 12:01am



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  FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.
And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six
decades.


Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Aliens are for real, y'all!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Maybe Aliens will invade Earth.
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			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s comments like this that make me totally love this board. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I was kinda trying to present with the whole toothy smile thing.
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They&#39;re more like Licorice All Sorts, truth be known. 
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I&#39;ve got the Crest Whitestrips installed as we speak though so I&#39;m on the road to hottie recovery.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Well till she mouths off just a few more times. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Not too bad stud.  Don&#39;t let that female pattern baldness scare you off btw.
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I&#39;ve been on Rogaine for like 3 months now and I sense the payoff any day now.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Word my brothah.
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Weems needs to take the standards down a notch or it&#39;s a future timeshare in Bachelor Del Boca Vista for him. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Dear Doctor Weems,
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.  A
pretty woman makes her husband look small, and very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her then she starts to do the things that will break his
heart.
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<br>
But if you make an ugly woman your wife, you&#39;ll be happy for the rest of your life.  An ugly woman cooks meals on time, and she&#39;ll... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Time to move on weems.  I think Ouija is smitten, and she has a better aura anyway.
<br>
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:lights hope candle ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>JEALOUS ??   I give you IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Amy is a slack jawed extraterrestrial, and all you can come back with is JEALOUSY ?    Come on now.  Before I
knew the truth, I was fully supportive of you and Amy.  I even offered to be a bride&#39;s maid at the wedding which I will now refuse to attend for moral
reasons. </p>

<p>You better brush up on your acting, because your &quot;I didn&#39;t know Amy&#39;s vagina is nothing more than a receptical for my human seed&quot; act is
wearing... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ But WHY? ]]></description>

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  Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their
  1971 mission.
  <br>
</blockquote>  
<br>
Who the fuck can moonwalk for 9 hours? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">OuijaBroad wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/OuijaBroad8/Amymorph.gif" alt="image">
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<p> </p><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> oh lord that is awesome!! well played Ouija!
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			<description><![CDATA[ I can&#39;t stop laughing at the Amy picture! That&#39;s priceless! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Clearly, Weems has known about her alien status for awhile now. His lack of shock and disbelief at the facts I have laid out before you all is a dead giveaway.
<br>
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<br>
Hell -- maybe he WANTS a 1/2 alien baby.
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Question is, is he doing this on his own, or has he been brainwashed by &quot;Amy&quot; ?? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ouija!!!  OMG!  you just made LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1 ]]></description>

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  <h1><font size="2">no anal sex reference so don&#39;t bother looking.</font>
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  <h1>Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up</h1>

  <p class="published-date">July 24, 2008 12:01am</p>
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