need advice on which benefits package to choose

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (Anal Probst) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:01:01 GMT

wait until you see the choices they gave us for the 401k

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (Ethan Dumont) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:00:16 GMT

snortylaugh? As if you actually did that.

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:58:16 GMT

:: snortylaugh ::

I wasn't talking about YOU. I assumed you just skimmed it and didn't really think about it before posting it.

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (Anal Probst) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:53:13 GMT

the rubber pants were for pissing the bed; the panties were strictly a comfort thing

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:38:48 GMT

Not tat tall. Just read the poster. It makes no sense.

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (hwamf) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:36:06 GMT

TC wrote:
Um...that's not friends with benefits. That's bootycall. Or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Friends with benefits actually involves a friendship and not a retarded male who can only get a boner if he thinks he's getting over on someone because when he was little his mom made him wear her panties because he pissed the bed and stuff.

Are you working out issues...

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:35:28 GMT

I want TC to be my enemy with benefits.

Like, she'd kill people for me and go pick me out a nice hooker on Saturdays.

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:31:14 GMT

Um...that's not friends with benefits. That's bootycall. Or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Friends with benefits actually involves a friendship and not a retarded male who can only get a boner if he thinks he's getting over on someone because when he was little his mom made him wear her panties because he pissed the bed and stuff.

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (hwamf) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:23:31 GMT

You can go for the "Friends With Benefits" plan, and later switch to the "Traditional Relationship". Harder to go the other way.

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:10:32 GMT

It's a sucker bet...sort of like a reverse mortgage. It may seem like you're getting a great deal initially but in the end, you wind up losing your house...

Re: need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (Ethan Dumont) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:08:10 GMT

Go with the hooker plan

need advice on which benefits package to choose

feeds@yuku.com (Anal Probst) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:06:03 GMT

any advice?