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I have just talked with Robert Barrows, R.M. Barrows, Inc., Advertising &amp; Public Relations, Burlingame, California, who informed me the following
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But, wait. I just thought of something...................
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  <strong class="quote-title">catspasms wrote:</strong>
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  Hmm I live like half an hour away from Palo Alto.
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  Should I stay or should I go? I&#39;m willing to try and sneak in and YouTube it, or something.
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<p>The hotel that that conference is taking place is also one of the strangest hotels I&#39;ve ever seen.  It looks normal on the outside, but they&#39;ve had
all sorts of weird conventions there over the years.  Not to mention that their... ]]></description>

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<p>Here&#39;s the actual photo of Mr. Foot in his cool new digs.
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  Ouija is gonna freak.
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<p> </p>This is so exciting! 
<br>
<br>
I hope they take DNA so they can make Bigfoot clones!    I wonder they can be tamed, and made into good pets, as long as they are with humans from birth. 
Maybe they can even breed them down to tinier size, like mini breed dogs.  Oh but i am getting ahead of myself. ]]></description>

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Should I stay or should I go? I&#39;m willing to try and sneak in and YouTube it, or something. ]]></description>

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<p> </p>You know it is. You might as well get pissed now
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			<description><![CDATA[ Did the article mention the lispy voice? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I&#39;ve heard about this. But, so help me God...if it&#39;s another &quot;alien in the window&quot; type of press conference fiasco, I&#39;m gonna be
pissed. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Got it.
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<br>
::thumbs up:: ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You&#39;re big and hairy.
<br>
<br>
But not in that way ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Poor Jumpy!!!!!
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>

<p><em>I have just talked with Robert Barrows, R.M. Barrows, Inc., Advertising &amp; Public Relations, Burlingame, California, who informed me the following
release has been distributed to news agencies worldwide. It is now in the hands of the media at large, and they will be going with this story. The embargo on
the news is lifted. Therefore, here it is for Cryptomundo readers.</em></p>

<p><em>I feel, in all honesty, this, indeed, may be... ]]></description>

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