Quotes you will NEVER hear. Period.

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feeds@yuku.com (pokernite) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:08:06 GMT

"Major regret? Not being nicer to Ben. Maybe if I was we would both still be there. I miss him."

-Yasmin post boot interview

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feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:51:14 GMT

amen

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feeds@yuku.com (Mister Plum) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:23:15 GMT

Jeffieboi wrote:
I was gonna watch a TV show, but this thread was too entertaining...

...until you posted.

Re: Quotes you will NEVER hear. Period.

feeds@yuku.com (Jeffieboi) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:05:19 GMT

I was gonna watch a TV show, but this thread was too entertaining...

Marcus: My penis is gigantic!

Crystal: My penis is tiny!

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feeds@yuku.com (Dingo) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:23:40 GMT

"Giving birth was difficult for me because my vaginal passage is so narrow."
-Heidi Strobel

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feeds@yuku.com (BortBort) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:00:49 GMT

Brett: And then I rode her all night long...

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feeds@yuku.com (aboutbreakingrules) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:17:34 GMT

Jiffy Poop (on Russell H): Oh, him. Yeah, that little runt. He's nothing.

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:57:04 GMT

Ben: "Yasmin is the epitome of dignity."

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feeds@yuku.com (Uncle Spambo) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:41:06 GMT

Probst - No, Dreamz! No, Coach! I won't let you double-team me! I'm totally hetero for sure!

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feeds@yuku.com (aboutbreakingrules) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:47:51 GMT

Corinne: GIRLFRIEND!!!

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feeds@yuku.com (PostnumberZERO) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:21:53 GMT

Victoria Fuller and every dime out there:

I am attracted to nice guys.

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feeds@yuku.com (Uncle Spambo) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:56:09 GMT

CuntRoach - Damn! I guess I really am a worthless sack of shit who ought to be thrown into a blast furnace in the intrest of of public sanitation. How did I never realize this before?

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feeds@yuku.com (Uncle Spambo) — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:30:16 GMT

Johnny FP - That Danny Bonaduce is a big pussy and could never beat me up.

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feeds@yuku.com (Uncle Spambo) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:43:09 GMT

Dreamz - Ass-fucking that gullible old chink dude was the springboard to fame, wealth, respect and all other good things, just like I knew it would be. Not a day goes by where my name isn't mentioned in the news, usually in the context of honor and integrity. My children are so proud of their daddy - even the ones I refuse to support want to be just like me when they grow up. My proudest achievement, though, is that I have totally disproved the old adage, "Never trust a gutter...

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feeds@yuku.com (survivorchick) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:44:14 GMT

What Castaway said they have there Period again?

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:10:49 GMT

"I can name that tune in four notes.

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feeds@yuku.com (srvivrfreakevelrich) — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:32:41 GMT

Coach: I am a people person. Im a very likeable person as well. I think people just love me for who I am, and not what Ive done.

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feeds@yuku.com (MikeHaggarKJ) — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:31:48 GMT

psychologist anyone whos not a mental retard: "coach is a sane person"

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feeds@yuku.com (WTFscissoring8) — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:29:17 GMT

stephenie: "guys, i apologize for making a mistake today. it's my fault."

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feeds@yuku.com (BortBort) — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:31:19 GMT

Survivor Arctic: "I love Coach. He is so entertaining. Please bring him back for All Stars 2.5!"

Quotes you will NEVER hear. Period.

feeds@yuku.com (dagwood) — Sat, 11 Oct 2003 21:22:41 GMT

I am honoured to receive this Nobel Peace Prize....