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        <title>Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!! </title>
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        <![CDATA[ For the love of god, we can land a man on the moon, create a remote control that works an entire entertainment center, and put electronic maps in our cars, but
why on earth can&#39;t we standardize voice mail systems that pressing 1 bypasses the god damned boring assed greeting and lets me leave a message? 


Anyone who&#39;s calling my boss should know that you can bypass his greeting by pressing 1, the way it should be.  Any system that requires you to press # or
9 or 3 to bypass the... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/3379098/t/Voice-mail-greeting-bypass-or-1-Mandate-needed-.html#reply-3379098</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Can&#39;t they just yell their order over the counter? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ex-fucking-actly.
<br>
<br>
Never again would that happen under my mandate. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Mister Peepers wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Powers wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    # should be used to reach a different mailbox.
    <br>
    * should be used if it&#39;s your mailbox and you want to enter a password to access the mailbox.
  </blockquote>Way to impose the defaults from your voice-mail on the rest of us. The only real answer is to form a federal bureaucracy funded by tax-payer
  dollars to the... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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Simple solutions to simple problems.
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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:57:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Powers wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  # should be used to reach a different mailbox.
  <br>
  * should be used if it&#39;s your mailbox and you want to enter a password to access the mailbox.
</blockquote>Way to impose the defaults from your voice-mail on the rest of us.  The only real answer is to form a federal bureaucracy funded by tax-payer
dollars to the tune of $25 billion to regulate voice-mail. 
<br>
<br>
On second thought, do as I do and bypass... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s not a very efficient way of getting people to do your bidding. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ heh! The correct course of action is to never leave a message. Always hang up as soon as you get the voice mail message. It gives a vibe that you don&#39;t
give a shit about the person on the other side. Works like a charm ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ # should be used to reach a different mailbox.
<br>
* should be used if it&#39;s your mailbox and you want to enter a password to access the mailbox. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Voice mail greeting bypass # or 1?  Mandate needed!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">kinghouseplant wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  &quot;To page this person...&quot;
  <br>
  <br>
  WTF WHO DOES THIS?
  <br>
  <br>
  GREEN X
</blockquote>
<br>
I can actually answer this one.
<br>
<br>
Some people don&#39;t have voicemail and the &quot;page this person&quot; option is used instead.
<br>
<br>
A lady who used to used to work for me did this.  Made me fucking crazy.  I&#39;d call and expect to get her voicemail and nothing.  Eventually she... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ 1 makes no sense.  I wisely use a # system.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;To page this person...&quot;
<br>
<br>
WTF WHO DOES THIS?
<br>
<br>
GREEN X ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ For the love of god, we can land a man on the moon, create a remote control that works an entire entertainment center, and put electronic maps in our cars, but
why on earth can&#39;t we standardize voice mail systems that pressing 1 bypasses the god damned boring assed greeting and lets me leave a message? 
<br>
<br>
Anyone who&#39;s calling my boss should know that you can bypass his greeting by pressing 1, the way it should be.  Any system that requires you to press # or
9 or 3 to bypass... ]]></description>

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