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        <![CDATA[ yeah, it has been passed down from on target high that the deli hours need to be more regimented. that wasn&#39;t gonna work out for dmb, so i told my boss i
might just leave. the next morning, before i punched in, the starbucks manager was lying in wait. they want me, at the hours i want. on the non plus side, all
my red shirts must go, to be replaced with black or white.  even though i still work for tarjay.


plenty to make fun of there folks.

now order your fucking coffee, make it quick,... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: i am almost done being a meat jockey, on to being a barista  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">kinghouseplant wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">Surge22 wrote:</strong>
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    Grande decaf iced mocha with only one pump of mocha syrup and add a pump of vanilla syrup, please. Half the ice. Thanks.
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  <br>
  I would defo spit in your cup. That&#39;s why I&#39;m a desk jockey.
</blockquote>That&#39;s hott. Well, if you&#39;re a dude and you&#39;re hott.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: i am almost done being a meat jockey, on to being a barista  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I hope that you don&#39;t get all self-important like lesbian Amy from Survivor. She would certainly take her sweet time getting anyone a cup of coffee. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: i am almost done being a meat jockey, on to being a barista  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Do Starbucks coffee jockeys merit the barista title? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You could still ask for a grande wet cappuccino. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ In a related story, Jimmy has been promoted to Salami King. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m saddened to hear this news. I so wanted to go to dmb&#39;s Target deli and ask her for some head <span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 255);">cheese.</span>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I learned that it&#39;s Target policy not to have a tip jar in their Starbucks. Too bad! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ i&#39;ll make it simple.  house coffee.  i&#39;ll leave a nice tip.
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  <strong class="quote-title">Je Fa wrote:</strong>
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  It&#39;s actually reassuring to hear that there are some baristas who are not chipper
</blockquote>
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<br>
My friend started working at Starbucks last year and she is the most chipper, cheery, up person I know.  I have never seen her tired, grumpy or in a bad mood. 
Sometimes it makes me feel bad but mostly it gets a bit annoying.  She doesn&#39;t garden or anything but she takes home pounds and pounds of... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ $250 has just been paypal&#39;d to your account. Good thing for the pleather seats as those stains would have been a bear to get out of cloth.
<br>
<br>
Mrs. P spends her day banging the poolboy, POS, et al and letting the nanny raise our kids. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TC wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  So she stays home and does not work?
</blockquote>incalls at $200/hr?
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ powers, you got 2 fitty i could borrow? i gotta gas up the el camino that we made sweet dirty love in.
<br>
i need to get my wig cleaned too, if you could see clear to help me out with that. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So she stays home and does not work? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ No, my wife is not a barista or a deli girl. Thanks for asking. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Hey, stop trying to take my asshole crown!
<br>
<br>
ETA: this post could have been for either of you two.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Does mrs. powers work? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Just know that I&#39;m laughing a little on the inside that dmb has to take another meaningless job to make ends meet. Mr. dmb get laid off from the plant
again? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Natalie&#39;s face is rather Grinch like in that photo. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ EoT, is this you?
<br>
<br>
He may be the only person who loves cheap whores more than you.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://i26.tinypic.com/21c9sm9.jpg" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ I wouldn&#39;t mind THAT being clinged over my FACE.
<br>
<br>
:rollsuptherim ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ yeah, it has been passed down from on target high that the deli hours need to be more regimented. that wasn&#39;t gonna work out for dmb, so i told my boss i
might just leave. the next morning, before i punched in, the starbucks manager was lying in wait. they want me, at the hours i want. on the non plus side, all
my red shirts must go, to be replaced with black or white. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> even though i still work for tarjay.
<br>... ]]></description>

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