Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms.

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feeds@yuku.com (1000Proof) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:31:06 GMT

I mean, his girlfriend was feeling hot, bothered, and just needed her tires rotated.

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feeds@yuku.com (itsakat) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:20:22 GMT

HBAW

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feeds@yuku.com (pretzeldential) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:52:37 GMT

he'll need that energy drink for all those condoms

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feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:46:17 GMT

At least he was responsible enough not to pass on the cripple gene.

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feeds@yuku.com (blondemss) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:01:33 GMT

hopefully exhausted...and smiling

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feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:54:36 GMT

I wonder how garth is.

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feeds@yuku.com (NiceToAnimals) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:41:35 GMT

Ironsides' extra weight and ancient wheelchair interfered with his ability to chase down the perp. That, and the fact that he can never remember the correct way to hold a gun.

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feeds@yuku.com (iltwaaf) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:36:06 GMT

Now that's a chase I'd like to see.

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feeds@yuku.com (Pencake) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:33:31 GMT

He needed wings.

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feeds@yuku.com (Phuz1) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:53:26 GMT

A box of condoms and ... wait for it... an ENERGY DRINK!

Bwahahahaha!

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feeds@yuku.com (NiceToAnimals) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:53:12 GMT

I'm sure he wants to walk, but he can't get that, though.

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feeds@yuku.com (OT recruiter) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:51:18 GMT

A man who can get what he wants is always SEXAY. i am sure he got laid

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feeds@yuku.com (Yuku Blows Goats) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:44:19 GMT

He was handicapable!

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feeds@yuku.com (NiceToAnimals) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:36:25 GMT

He was horny and thirsty. Who can blame him, really?

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:23:36 GMT

don't be blaming Texas - it's a big state with lots of people and we don't have bad winters to kill off the truly crazy

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feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:50:10 GMT

I wonder is this is one of those "thank you viagra!" moments.

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feeds@yuku.com (Antithesys) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:35:22 GMT

What's conspicuously absent is how the dude was able to get away.

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feeds@yuku.com (Shagnanigans) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:24:13 GMT

Texas is always implied in these stories.

Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms.

feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:05:14 GMT

DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it...