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        <![CDATA[ John and Barack Make A Porno

NEW FROM TITAN MEDIA


&quot;P.O.W.: Pretty Old and White&quot;
 Joe&#39;s got a thing or two to teach the new guy


Starring:

John &quot;Sexy Hands&quot; McCain as Joe The Plumber

known for his famous &#39;Keating 5&#39; -- how can a man plug five orifices at once? Just watch!

and

Barack &quot;Loves a Lemon Party&quot; Obama as Jerome The Plumber&#39;s Assistant

He&#39;s ready to give those old pipes his patented &#39;terrorist love bump&#39;

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">itsakat wrote:</strong>
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  Jocelyn Elders.  Are they gonna make Dr Sanjay wear the uniform?
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The Goddess of Masturbation is the Safest Sex &lt;33333333333
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Veelicious wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">DelosWorld wrote:</strong>
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    <blockquote>
      <strong class="quote-title">Veelicious wrote:</strong>
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      I don&#39;t think they are mutually exclusive.
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    <br>
    Then feel free to start repeating the mantra of unfair, stolen elections.
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  <br>
  I have no clue what you mean by this.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Biden can&#39;t even get a seat at the movies
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20090105/NEWS02/901050345/1006/NEWS">http://www.delawareonline...EWS02/901050345/1006/NEWS</a> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Will Biden have anything at all to do in the Obama Administration? I thought his experience in the Senate was supposed to mean something. Obama is looking like
another Carter, unable to delegate and not looking for any advice.
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" title="Biden is criticizing Obama for not consulting with Feinstein before picking Panetta to head the CIA" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/06/biden-obama-made-mistake_n_155634.html">Biden is criticizing Obama for not consulting... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ohboy wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <br>
  <br>
  doctor, doctor, give me the news...
  <br>
  <br>
  <br>
  <img alt="image" src="http://dartmed.dartmouth.edu/fall05/images/vs_NLM_01.jpg">
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<br>
ack! ladyhands!
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			<description><![CDATA[ My sister just joined the commission corps. She gets to wear that stupid uniform. He&#39;ll be her new sexy boss. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Sigvold wrote:</strong>
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  Yay! It&#39;s about time we had a gay Surgeon General.
</blockquote>Free Preparation H for everyone!
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">PassionatePiscesMan wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Your children, grand children, and beyond will fondly remember what this idiot is about to do.
  <br>
  <br>
  <br>
  President-elect Barack Obama says the nation probably faces huge deficits for years to come, but heavy spending is needed now to spur the economy.
  <br>
  <br>
  Obama said Tuesday the deficit appears on track to hit $1 trillion soon. Speaking to reporters after meeting with top economic... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I hate to change the topic from Dr. Sanjay Gupta, but how will we manage without a Bush in Washington?
<br>
<br>
<br>

<div class="orgurl">
  <h1>Jeb Bush won&#39;t run for Florida Senate seat in 2010</h1>
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  The president&#39;s brother was seen as the strongest GOP contender for the open spot. His father, former President Bush, had warned that... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">DelosWorld wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">Veelicious wrote:</strong>
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    I don&#39;t think they are mutually exclusive.
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  <br>
  Then feel free to start repeating the mantra of unfair, stolen elections.
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</blockquote>
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<br>
I have no clue what you mean by this. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yay! It&#39;s about time we had a gay Surgeon General. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ kaysar all over again. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Gupta would be toast on Big Brother. Some General. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ geez, i had blocked out all knowledge of dr. will lasering boogie&#39;s diseased dick. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I would like the wart that goes by the name George W Bush burned off our dick. Thats  Dr Wills specialty, no? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ gupta &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; will kirby, who isn&#39;t even an m.d.
<br>
<br>
if the country is in need of some overpriced skin lotion or tattoo removal, i&#39;m sure dr. will will be available. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Why not offer Surgeon General to Dr Will Kirby? Makes about as much sense. At least he won BB2, and carried Mike Booger to a win. That last part is a drawback
and possible scandal.
<br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Your children, grand children, and beyond will fondly remember what this idiot is about to do.
<br>
<br>
<br>
President-elect Barack Obama says the nation probably faces huge deficits for years to come, but heavy spending is needed now to spur the economy.
<br>
<br>
Obama said Tuesday the deficit appears on track to hit $1 trillion soon. Speaking to reporters after meeting with top economic aides, Obama said:
&quot;Potentially we&#39;ve got trillion-dollar deficits for years to come, even... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">WiscBadger95 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Exactly. More people than last time are going to do just that. Either buy essentials, or pay off existing debt. Which is the antithesis of what the gubmint
  wants people to do ... spend it on crap they don&#39;t need.
  <br>
  <br>
  <br>
</blockquote>
<br>
But I just bought a Blu-Ray player.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Go away Palin-Johnstons!!! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><strong>John and Barack Make A Porno
<br>
NEW FROM TITAN MEDIA
<br>
<br>
&quot;P.O.W.: Pretty Old and White&quot;
<br></strong> <em>Joe&#39;s got a thing or two to teach the new guy
<br></em>
<br>
Starring:
<br>
<strong>John &quot;Sexy Hands&quot; McCain</strong> as Joe The Plumber
<br>
known for his famous &#39;Keating 5&#39; -- how can a man plug five orifices at once? Just watch!
<br>
and
<br>
<strong>Barack &quot;Loves a Lemon Party&quot; Obama</strong> as Jerome The Plumber&#39;s... ]]></description>

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