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        <![CDATA[ How can you stop the ear from falling down?


I went shopping and two people parked really close to my car on both sides. Trying to squeeze in I nearly took my ear off on the door. It&#39;s bleeding very
little, but I swear it&#39;s only hanging on by a mere thread. A mere thread! It looks normal from the front, but it must be just hanging on. You&#39;d think
tearing off an ear would bleed more... oh well. Maybe it just hurts a hella lot... but you can never be too careful.


Anyone know... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: How do you mend... a broken ear?  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ok, your ear is better...but what did you do to the car that parked so f-ing close?!? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ What an eerie thread.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The ear is much better now. Could barely tell it was hanging by a mere thread at one time. A mere thread. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Call Jenny.
<br>

<h1 id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading"><br></h1> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ EWWW! I wasn&#39;t there! My ex the ER nurse told me about it. He said that was easily the grossest thing he&#39;d ever seen, and he&#39;s seen a LOT. (He said
it stunk too. ewwww!) ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Vicc, see how you feel when you lay down and try to put weight on it. Don&#39;t lose sight of what perfection was as far as the health of your ear goes.
<br>
<br>
SoA - ewwwwww. ewww. bugs crawled out of a homeless man&#39;s wound???? Did you take a picture? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This thread is gross! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yuck. This thread reminds me of the time my ex (ER Nurse - I know, right? GAY!) actually had someone come in that had an ear hanging by a tiny bit of skin.
EWWWW!
<br>
<br>
<br>
And then THAT made me think about when he told me about the homeless guy who came in and had a HUGE swollen mass on his leg, and when they cut into it - BUGS
STARTED COMING OUT!!!! THOUSANDS OF BUGS IN A HOMELESS GUY&#39;S LEG!
<br>
<br>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ gutters, yes ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ you could just die.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ eavestroughs = gutters? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Doesn&#39;t really hurt today without pain killers. No real bruising, mainly just redness and I&#39;ve noticed a crack in the cartilage. So I passed on the
doctor and cleaned out my eavestroughs instead. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ If there has been internal damage, then as your body works to mend it, it will create stuff that needs to be drained out. If the ear hurts when you try to lay
on that side, you should get it looked at to make sure any fluids that don&#39;t belong there are drained out before damage is done. Please do consider seeing
the doctor. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ear is ok, but I haven&#39;t tried to sleep on it yet. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Start growing out your hair. I suggest a nice shag. Like David Cassidy wore in the 70&#39;s. That way, when your ear falls off, nobody will be the wiser. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ How&#39;s your ear this morning, Vicc? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ WHAT? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ How can you stop the ear from falling down?
<br>
<br>
I went shopping and two people parked really close to my car on both sides. Trying to squeeze in I nearly took my ear off on the door. It&#39;s bleeding very
little, but I swear it&#39;s only hanging on by a mere thread. A mere thread! It looks normal from the front, but it must be just hanging on. You&#39;d think
tearing off an ear would bleed more... oh well. Maybe it just hurts a hella lot... but you can never be too careful.
<br>
<br>... ]]></description>

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