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        <![CDATA[ How does Santa Claus deliver presents to a house with no chimney? I&#39;m stumped.


What exactly is the Tooth Fairy doing with all those teeth?


Where the fuck do storks get babies from, makes no sense.


Why does the Boogie Man live in a closet or under my bed, and why can&#39;t I see him during the day?


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  The old me would have posted a pic of a black kid asking &quot;Who is my Daddy?&quot;
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  If I electrocute my sister, will I really see her bones?
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">squashthebeef wrote:</strong>
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  Why does the Boogie Man live in a closet or under my bed, and why can&#39;t I see him during the day?
  <br>
  <br>
  <em>Stop being a pussy and go to sleep.</em>
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			<description><![CDATA[ How does Santa Claus deliver presents to a house with no chimney? I&#39;m stumped.
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What exactly is the Tooth Fairy doing with all those teeth?
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Where the fuck do storks get babies from, makes no sense.
<br>
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Why does the Boogie Man live in a closet or under my bed, and why can&#39;t I see him during the day?
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Discuss. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif" alt="image">
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