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        <![CDATA[ 1) Why does he endorse everything?

2) Why do advertisers think a guy screaming at people is effective?
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Billy Mays  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4615715/t/Billy-Mays.html#reply-4615715</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Love the avi Mister Peepers.
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<br>
The crack head mug shot d.ude. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Billy Mays  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>::shrug::</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s not the one Cupcake heard.  I liked it. 
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Billy Mays  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span><span id="temp-1"></span><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l-GswlNxkgA&amp;rel=1" width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span></span>
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Is this it? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Cupcake heard some song on the radio about Billy&#39;s death. Anyone heard it? Know what it&#39;s called? Have a YouTube link? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This obnoxious guy sells used ski equiptment in barn out at the Fairgrounds.
<br>
<br>
He has a billboard that announces &quot;WORLDS LARGEST INVENTORY&quot;.
<br>
<br>
I&#39;m pretty sure 300 sets of used skis isn&#39;t the biggest in the world.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You know what I hate?
<br>
<br>
&quot;<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Everyone&#39;s favorite</span> Shitball!&quot;...
<br>
or
<br>
&quot;<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Everyone&#39;s talking about</span> Shitballs!&quot;
<br>
<br>
Fuck you, marketing assholes.  You&#39;re all liars to the umpteenth degree.  For once, I&#39;d like some honesty in marketing:
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<br>
&quot;52 people&#39;s favorite guargum seasoning!&quot;
<br>
&quot;19 people love... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Hotlantan wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <h2><font size="5">Billy Mays gets his own reality show</font></h2>Everyone&#39;s favorite informercial pitch man is <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3ia80d5f25758725bc75870d813a602fe4">getting his own reality show on The Discovery
  Channel</a>. It&#39;s called <em>But Wait...There&#39;s More</em>, and will follow Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they find new products and... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Because he&#39;s only got 60 seconds. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ And why does Billy have to HOLLER so much?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So do I
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Pencake wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  The magic slidder machine is pretty impressive too.
  <br>
  <br>
  But that shamwow asshole is trying to steal Billy&#39;s thunder. The diabolical tiny microphone wearer is already doing more infomercials! It&#39;s only a
  matter of time before they have a pitch fight.
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<br>
<br>
a pitch-off! I wanna see that
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2><font size="5">Billy Mays gets his own reality show</font></h2>Everyone&#39;s favorite informercial pitch man is <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3ia80d5f25758725bc75870d813a602fe4">getting his own reality show on The Discovery
Channel</a>. It&#39;s called <em>But Wait...There&#39;s More</em>, and will follow Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they find new products and pitch them to you.
<br>
<br>
Discovery also has other new shows coming up,... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXYCLEAN!!! *rawr*
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The magic slidder machine is pretty impressive too.
<br>
<br>
But that shamwow asshole is trying to steal Billy&#39;s thunder. The diabolical tiny microphone wearer is already doing more infomercials! It&#39;s only a
matter of time before they have a pitch fight. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Pencake wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  He had some new glue that was SO strong it could repair a torn parachute. If it could fix that then it simply must work!!!
</blockquote>
<br>
That&#39;s the commercial I saw that inspired me to start this thread.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He had some new glue that was SO strong it could repair a torn parachute. If it could fix that then it simply must work!!! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">pussycow wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Vince &gt; Billy Mays
</blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Fixed:</span>
<br>
Vince
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
Billy Mays
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:55:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t love Billy&#39;s nuts. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">hossc wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  The original Magic Bullet cast &gt;&gt;&gt; Billy Mays/Vince
  <br>
</blockquote>
<br>
But of course, Hazel &gt; all
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ 1) Why does he endorse everything?
<br>
2) Why do advertisers think a guy screaming at people is effective?
<br> ]]></description>

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