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        <![CDATA[ What is your procedure when encountering one?

a) Crack shell with teeth

b) Put it back in the bag

c) Throw it at the dog

d) Stick it up your ass (for the gays)


Whatever you do, FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SonOfAbraxas wrote:</strong>
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  I&#39;m good with nuts. I always find a way to get the good stuff out.
  <br>
  <br>
  :winksies!
</blockquote>
<br>
I guess I left the door open for that response...
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ just own it CBR ... ;)
<br>
<br>
and I toss the stupid pistashios that won&#39;t open. Stupid things. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m good with nuts. I always find a way to get the good stuff out.
<br>
<br>
:winksies! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SonOfAbraxas wrote:</strong>
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  Why is it that every time I&#39;m eating something a thread pops up about it the same day?
  <br>
  <br>
  Guacamole last week, and now pistachios! I just had a bunch earlier.
</blockquote>
<br>
I bet you suck on the hard to open ones, then spit them back in the bag...go on, admit it...
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Why is it that every time I&#39;m eating something a thread pops up about it the same day?
<br>
<br>
Guacamole last week, and now pistachios! I just had a bunch earlier. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ sometimes, I slip, gng <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Whenever I think of pistachios I think of the times I&#39;ve visited my relatives in their timeshare in old peopleville, FL. All the old people head to the
beach about 10 minutes before sunset, carrying their glass of red wine and a bowl of pistachios. Heaven forbid you&#39;d deign to bring peanuts or cashews.
Pistachios only. Natural. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">CBRetriever wrote:</strong>
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  cajun ones?
</blockquote>If you were not such a well - loved and non confrontational, no ill-will poster I&#39;d think you were taking a dig there, CBR.
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ natural - I ate my first ones in paris - my parents went out to the Folies Bergere and left my sister and I with a babysitter that the hotel provided - she
brought along pistachios to keep the little american kids occupied ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Red ones that make your face and fingers pink, or natural ones? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ yeah, I love pistachios ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ teeth. a bad pistachio is still &gt; than most other nuts.
<br>
<br>
And I have awesome teeth. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ tough love, eh? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Raw ones. They will have to roast them theirownselves. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ cajun ones? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sunflower seeds are too easy. Maybe pumpkin seeds. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ give them bags of sunflower seeds too while you&#39;re at it ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I donate them to the food bank. The poor should work a little bit for their treats. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sounds like my first prom. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ so delicious, so much work. i agree with CBR, if they won&#39;t open easily, something is not right. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Hard-to-open pistachios  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What is your procedure when encountering one?
<br>
a) Crack shell with teeth
<br>
b) Put it back in the bag
<br>
c) Throw it at the dog
<br>
d) Stick it up your ass (for the gays)
<br>
<br>
Whatever you do, FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://www.nutsbiz.com/images/products_59.jpg" alt="image">
<br> ]]></description>

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