Little People/Midgets/Dwarves.. whatever you call them

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feeds@yuku.com (IndifferentCow) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:36:31 GMT

What an odd sport or pastime..I enjoyed the song :)

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feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:17:21 GMT

a head banger, eh?

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feeds@yuku.com (IndifferentCow) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:12:39 GMT

I don't want that kind of party

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feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:01:32 GMT

they liven up every party.

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feeds@yuku.com (Gnarl24) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:59:30 GMT

When I worked at KB Toys, the midget that always came in had such bad body odor, for someone so small he could stink up the entire store, we always had to pull out a can of air freshner and spray the store to mask his nasty odor!

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feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:38:46 GMT

Are his little feet just the CUTEST!?!?!

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feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:35:19 GMT

Tres, when in doubt, punt.

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feeds@yuku.com (Tres Gay) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:31:49 GMT

My greatest burning moment of embarrassment came at the tiny hands of a midget:

I was in the Henrico County courthouse tracking down a death certificate. I needed the certificate to bolster my case in a Hatfield-McCoy land dispute with my back door neighbour. I left the records room to get something out of my car and came back in to the building. I was reading the paperwork in my hands and not paying attention.

You know how when there is a kid you open the door for them...

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feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:29:44 GMT

They're treacherous little bastards. Soon as your back is turned:

Be careful.

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feeds@yuku.com (Magdalyn) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:17:18 GMT

There is a midget whore in my voice class who has come in 30 minutes late for every class. Then she starts telling us all about how her car was snowed in, or whatever the problem of the day is. She makes a huge, dramatic entrance every week, and then continues talking about herself or asking irrelevant questions for the rest of the class period.

This week she actually had the balls to say that the class always seems so short.

OF COURSE IT DOES, WHEN YOU COME IN HALFWAY...

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feeds@yuku.com (OuijaBroad) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:38:04 GMT

Baby Please wrote:
oh.my.god. I almost hit a midget today on my way back form lunch! He was a teenager midget with his buddies and he was on a very small bicycle. he swerved his little midget self on his midget bike right into my lane! thankfully he got his midget self back to the side of the regular size road quickly before my, what must look huge to him truck, ran over his Baby Please wrote:
oh.my.god. I almost hit a midget today on my way back form lunch! He was a teenager midget with his buddies and he was on a very small bicycle. he swerved his little midget self on his midget bike right into my lane! thankfully he got his midget self back to the side of the regular size road quickly before my, what must look huge to him truck, ran over his tiny (it wasn't that tiny, in fact it was quite large)ass.

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feeds@yuku.com (azcanadienne) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:57:49 GMT

ObservingEgo wrote:

The Station Master posesses savoir.

Station Agent - LOVE that movie!

Maudie from Unconditional Love is someone I'd love to know too

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feeds@yuku.com (Visa Declined) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:52:07 GMT

The Purple Parrot wrote:

She's very cute. I mean that in the least patronizing way possible

lol

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feeds@yuku.com (OuijaBroad) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:27:39 GMT

factory I love that little guy! I think that's my guy when he was a kid, just starting out. At least I'm pretty sure.

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feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:26:14 GMT

There's a little person girl that goes to my school. In fact, she lives in the room next to mine. :O We're neighbors!!!

She's very cute. I mean that in the least patronizing way possible in that I actually mean she's a good-looking girl. She's proportionate and everything.

One time I was heading for the stairwell and the door leading into it has a window in the top half. Before I reached the door, it flung open and it surprised me cuz I...

Little People/Midgets/Dwarves.. whatever you call them

feeds@yuku.com (OuijaBroad) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:20:44 GMT

Do you know any?

I think I have one that works near me. I'd love to have a tiny friend with a cute lil suit and cute lil shoes, etc. I'd love to meet him but I'm not sure how to go about it. Usually he's walking by the driveway.... it's not like I see him at lunch or whatever, so it's not easy to strike up a conversation.

We could have so much fun together!!! I could give him piggy back rides when he gets tired of walking. Also it would be...