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        <![CDATA[ COMIC RELIEF DOES THE APPRENTICE


Once again Sir Allen is taking part in Comic Relief, Raising money for Charity.


Celebrity Apprentice&#39;s:


Men&#39;s Team:

Alan Carr

Jack Dee

Gerald Ratner

Jonathan Ross

Gok Wan


Womans Team:

Michelle Mone

Patsy Palmer

Fiona Phillips

Carol Vorderman

Ruby Wax


Comic Relif does The Apprentice airs on March 12th and 13th (And can be found on UK NOVA)


THE APPRENTICE SEASON 5

The cast has yet to be leaked, but I do have some info.


Team... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: THE APPRENTICE UK: Celeb Comic Relief // Series 5  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Every single day since I saw the episode, I&#39;ve laughed to myself over Nick&#39;s &quot;tell us about Pantsman&quot;. It was just so perfect.</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: THE APPRENTICE UK: Celeb Comic Relief // Series 5  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Um, Mona&#39;s firing was bullshit. She was a great PM on the first task and the task before she got fired.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: THE APPRENTICE UK: Celeb Comic Relief // Series 5  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ come on... it was pretty obvious who will NOT be the winner since day 1. Noorul, the bearded guy, Loraine, Phillip, the cuddly funny guy, Mona were all part of
that group. you can just tell from the way people come across.
<br>
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so it was pretty easy to see who could be the possible winner.
<br>
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: THE APPRENTICE UK: Celeb Comic Relief // Series 5  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ How was Yasmina an obvious winner when she got less airtime than the likes of Philip and Lorraine?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: THE APPRENTICE UK: Celeb Comic Relief // Series 5  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ i haven&#39;t posted much here either, but yea, was following it all along - Deb was the one i wanted to win because she was just a huge bitch who knew her
shit well, but oh well - yasmina was an obvious winner too.
<br>
<br>
plastic kate hate. she was way too smiley for me.
<br>
<br>
i am constantly amazed at how this show holds my attention season after season, while the trump version is laughable.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">CoconutPhone wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  X to that ^
  <br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ X to that ^
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I just finished up season 5 and I&#39;m sort of surprised by some of the reaction here. I had Yasmina pegged as the winner (or likely finalist) from fairly
early on.
<br>
<br>
One thing I do have to say, is I hate Ben more than I&#39;ve ever hated any Apprentice candidate in any season Uk or US. He&#39;s a fat, moronic midget and
I&#39;d like to watch him slowly bleed out on a large pile of acidic salt.
<br>
<br>
I&#39;ve been kind of banging through the UK series and I&#39;m sad to be caught... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  They not only hide the winner most of the time, they make them seem incompetent.
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
But this is how real life works, though - you get the most incompetent people in management pretty much all the time! The paradox of shows like The Apprentice
is that genuine dynamic entrepreneurs make very lousy ass-kissing management lackeys because they tend to follow orders poorly due to their independence and
way of thinking. And yet this is exactly the kind of person... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Damn I finally watched the finale and I&#39;m sad Kategoddess didn&#39;t win. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
It was a great 12th episode compared to marketing lame perfume from the previous season. &lt;3
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This season was pretty good.
<br>
<br>
LOL @ Phillip bringing up Mr PantsMan again
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I think the UK fucks up the whole &quot;don&#39;t make the winner obvious in the edit&quot; classic Mark Burnett tip. They not only hide the winner most of the
time, they make them seem incompetent.
<br>
<br>
I mean Christ, last season they had the dude who couldnt spell and lied up and down on his CV and then we didnt really see him most of the show. This season
they have this invisibitch who was rarely highlighted all season long.
<br>
<br>
<br>
Easy way to spot next years winner: Look for... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought the right one was hired. And not just from the final task, but on accumulated performance.
<br>
<br>
As for their final task, while Kate&#39;s was cute and all -- why limit your market so much? As if the high price doesn&#39;t already limit the market.
It&#39;s nothing that anyone but a couple would buy. And how often is that why someone buys chocolates? And not just that, I also thought it was a big mistake
to mark them &quot;his&quot; and &quot;hers&quot; because even there,... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ When it comes to the idea the execs LOVED Kate&#39;s. It was far more clever. The electro shock thing was kinda lame.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I disagree, CP. I thought Yasmina was, as shown, to have a better grasp of the marketing and pricing side, with good reasons for targeting what she was
targeting. The taste can be fixed. It was not an issue. Kate&#39;s price on the other hand could not be adjusted because she used expensive ingredients to make
the chocolate taste as well as it did. That was why the price actually rose during the task. It was the soap situation all over again.
<br>
<br>
<img height="352"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Cassidy666 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I was so worried about coming in here and completely avoided it until I had watched the finale and I see only one person has posted about it with spoiler
  tags. <img height="15" alt="image" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif" width="15">
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<br>
<br>
  Yeah, I wasn&#39;t sure if people knew the final was on Sunday. <img height="15"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Well it&#39;s been a day since the finale so I don&#39;t think we need to worry about spoilers.
<br>
<br>
Both did fine but big BOO to the winner. I&#39;m sorry but she was just... there. I never found her all that interesting or dynamic a contestant. In the final
task Kate did a better job and had the better product. Pricing was the problem but that&#39;s easier to fix than taste and a rather generic idea. Wacky
flavours?
<br>
<br>
Yasmina is not a bad winner, certainly one of the better... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I was so worried about coming in here and completely avoided it until I had watched the finale and I see only one person has posted about it with spoiler tags.
<img height="15" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif" width="15" alt="image">
<br>
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    YASMINA WINS! <img height="35"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Final episode:
<br>

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  <div class="spoiler-content">I loved that final task and thought both members did great. I thought Kate was slightly better, but I was fine with either
  winning. I loved that Kate did not pick Philip for her team. <img height="15" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif" width="15"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Finale anticipation!
<br>
<br>
Go Kate!
<br>
<br>
PS Sam Worthington is sex on legs. Good lord.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;">COMIC RELIEF DOES THE APPRENTICE</span>
<br style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;">
<br>
Once again Sir Allen is taking part in Comic Relief, Raising money for Charity.
<br>
<br>
Celebrity Apprentice&#39;s:
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Men&#39;s Team:</span>
<br>
Alan Carr
<br>
Jack Dee
<br>
Gerald Ratner
<br>
Jonathan Ross
<br>
Gok Wan
<br>
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