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        <![CDATA[ 1. The FIRST! Guy

Maybe we should have saved this character for last, but our first offender is the FIRST! Guy - the mental marsupial whose contribution to the great
discussions of our online times is to post the first response to any given topic, consisting of the comment &#39;FIRST!&#39;.



Clever? No. Original? No. Ironically self-mocking in a postmodern deconstructionist kind of way? Uh, no. Puerile? Now you&#39;re getting close.

And yet there seem to be multiple FIRST! Guy clones... ]]>
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</blockquote>I never saw it.
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  <strong class="quote-title">frisbeehead wrote:</strong>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Aunt Pappy, I&#39;m sure that&#39;s the incorrect use of an ellipsis. I recall reading about that in my advanced etymology class years ago. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>1. The FIRST! Guy</h2>

<p>Maybe we should have saved this character for last, but our first offender is the FIRST! Guy - the mental marsupial whose contribution to the great
discussions of our online times is to post the first response to any given topic, consisting of the comment &#39;FIRST!&#39;.</p>

<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://media.pcadvisor.co.uk/cmsdata/news/115377/pic1-w350-h500.jpg" alt=""></p>

<p>Clever? No. Original? No. Ironically self-mocking in a postmodern deconstructionist kind of way? Uh, no. Puerile? Now you&#39;re getting close.</p>

<p>And yet there seem to be multiple FIRST! Guy clones lurking around every forum, ready to share a very important message. Here&#39;s hoping that all of these
net nuisances find another source of personal pride by their 15th birthday.</p>

<h2><br></h2>

<h2>2. The self-promoter</h2>

<p>The self-promoter is a message board classic: this bore meanders across the web, leaving thinly disguised comments... ]]></description>

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