<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.css" media="screen"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.xsl"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">

	<channel>
	  <!-- main channel info -->
        <title>The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion! </title>
        <link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/51505/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html</link>
        <description>
        <![CDATA[ Masanobu Sato - The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion! Masanobu won the title after he, for lack of a better phrase
&quot;jacked the dick&quot; for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Don&#39;t ask me how his noodle didn&#39;t go raw and fall to
the floor. And I&#39;m serious, his peen probably looks like an over-boiled noodle left out in the sun for weeks. Traumatized dick alert! Masanobu is going to
wake up one morning that dick is going to be halfway across the world.

Masanobu used some shit called the... ]]>
        </description>

		<!-- optional elements -->
		<language>en-us</language>
		<copyright>Copyright 2006, Yuku</copyright>
		<managingEditor>feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster)</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster)</webMaster>
		<!-- note: dates need to be RFC 822 formated "Sat, 07 Sep 2002 00:00:01 GMT" -->
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 09:03:52 GMT</pubDate>
		<lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:31:36 GMT</lastBuildDate>
		<generator>Yuku Feeds 1.0</generator>
		<docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs>
		<!-- <cloud domain="rpc.yuku.com" port="80" path="/RPC2" registerProcedure="pingMe" protocol="soap"/>-->
		<ttl>60</ttl>
		<!-- feed image -->
		<image>
			<title>Yuku</title>
			<url>http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png</url>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/51505/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html</link>
			<description>Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles</description>
			<width>88</width>
			<height>31</height>
		</image>
		<rating>
		{pics-1.1 &quot;http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) &quot;http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 ))
		</rating>
		<textInput>
			<title>Search</title>
			<description>Search Domain</description>
			<name>q</name>
			<link>http://yuku.com/search/direct/</link>
		</textInput>
		<!-- skip
		<skipHours>
			<hour>23</hour>
		</skipHours>
		<skipDays>
			<day>Monday</day>
			<day>Wednesday</day>
			<day>Friday</day>
		</skipDays>-->
		<!-- extensions -->


		<!-- channel items -->
		<!-- descriptions should be shorter than 500 char to be polite -->
		<!-- html shoud be stripped or escaped -->
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4436664/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4436664</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ItsAlanisbitch wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Let&#39;s post some pictures of the slideshow we just saw!!!
  <br>
  <img src="http://media.sfweekly.com/the-9th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-nsfw.3342931.36.jpg" alt="image">
  <br>
</blockquote>
<br>
That looks like Don Knotts in &quot;The Incredible Mr. Limp&quot;.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (mom2jdbe)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4436664</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:31:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4436654/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4436654</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Makes me wonder how their real life sex lives are. Excessive masturbation completely desensitizes your response to actual sexual contact. Sorry &#39;bout your
luck *%!@+. Sad really. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ESugar)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4436654</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:27:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4436205/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4436205</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Bart was there ...
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://media.sfweekly.com/the-9th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-nsfw.3342921.36.jpg" alt="image">

<p><br></p>And so was Urban Fucktard ...
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://media.sfweekly.com/the-9th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-nsfw.3343382.36.jpg" alt="image">
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (WiscBadger95)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4436205</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 13:23:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4434512/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4434512</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I hear about 100 times a day that en erection that lasts over 4 hours is dangerous, so was this guy beating dead meat? ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Pahrump Mania)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4434512</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 05:22:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4434411/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4434411</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">NickF227 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <div id="photo">
    <img src="http://media.sfweekly.com/the-9th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-nsfw.3381135.36.jpg" alt="A member of team Lusty Lady shows us how it&#39;s done.">
    <br>
    <br>
    Sex-AY!
    <br>
  </div>
</blockquote>
<br>
I hope she is single.
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (GnarlsInCharge)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4434411</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 03:37:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4429105/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4429105</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="photo">
  <img src="http://media.sfweekly.com/the-9th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-nsfw.3381135.36.jpg" alt="A member of team Lusty Lady shows us how it&#39;s done.">
  <br>
  <br>
  Sex-AY!
  <br>
</div> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (NickF227)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4429105</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 23:38:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4429058/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4429058</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I just vomed in my mouth ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (survivorsims07)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4429058</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 23:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428996/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428996</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ This is almost as bad as the chic who slept with like 200 guys for a world record and they all stood in line for it. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (pinkdolphin)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428996</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 22:42:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428620/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428620</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ You just know that room wreaked.. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (UndifferentCow)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428620</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 20:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428618/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428618</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ dear god let&#39;s NOT <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
what is that dude upthread? with the um, well whatnot and all? ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (viva la blonde)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428618</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 20:45:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428615/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428615</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Let&#39;s post some pictures of the slideshow we just saw!!!
<br>
<img src="http://media.sfweekly.com/the-9th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-nsfw.3342931.36.jpg" alt="image">
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ItsAlanisbitch)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428615</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 20:43:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428380/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428380</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I would like to break the world record one day, but that&#39;s some stiff competition. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (DaveSoGay)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428380</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 19:06:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428284/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428284</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ beagle should do this ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Je Fa)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428284</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:28:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428229/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428229</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Two more total hotties:
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/d9e15a80337291a1f152b0b01d3a280af7e7767.pjpg" alt="image">

<p><br></p><img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/b963512f8a873078726e9d18a895efec0ef1596.pjpg" alt="image">

<p><br></p> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Meanpeoplesuck1)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428229</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:12:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428220/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428220</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ oh lol ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (UndifferentCow)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428220</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:09:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428218/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428218</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah, the real trick is keeping a boner while being surrounded by all those nasty people wanking off. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (TequilaVaquero)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428218</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:09:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428205/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428205</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I did brave it out and look at the pictures. What a bunch of motherfucking freaks.</p>

<p>Check this one out:</p>

<p><img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/e8d25bb8573b277498cac62a8131e82d2b8232d.pjpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
That&#39;s not your lost Ken doll, but Jose Valdez of Mountain View.
<br>
Mr. Valdez simply could not get enough of the camera, working his entire series of poses.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Meanpeoplesuck1)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428205</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:05:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428177/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428177</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ The real contest should be for how many times you can do it in a day.
<br>
<br>
My record is seven. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (frisbeehead)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428177</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 17:57:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4428165/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4428165</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ He isn&#39;t very big O.O ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (HazelEyes48)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4428165</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 17:53:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4427779/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html#reply-4427779</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ So the judges were watching him jack off for 9 hours straight? ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Merely)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/4427779</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 16:01:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/51505/t/The-2009-Masturbate-A-Thon-Champion-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Masanobu Sato</span> - The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion! Masanobu won the title after he, for lack of a better phrase
<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">&quot;jacked the dick</span>&quot; for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Don&#39;t ask me how his noodle didn&#39;t go raw and fall to
the floor. And I&#39;m serious, his peen probably looks like an over-boiled noodle left out in the sun for weeks. Traumatized dick alert! Masanobu is going to
wake up one morning that... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Joan Crawford)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.com/topic/51505</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 09:03:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
    <!-- end items -->

  </channel>
</rss>