Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (cindidindi76) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:49:54 GMT

Alicia will never look great. No matter how much weight she loses, she'll still look and act like Chris Farley in the Gap girls skit.

Yay for Shayla being America's favorite!

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feeds@yuku.com (erniebop) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:04:34 GMT

saw the reunion tonight and of course shayla looked amazing but i was really suprised by myles who actually looked hot and alicia who looked great too....there were a couple other girls that looked great...

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (MMMadcow) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:47:53 GMT

Like they couldn't give it to Ruben and cancer boy. I agree, Shayla danced rings around both of them. I was in camp Ruben until his sense of entitlement overshadowed his efforts.

Shayla's dad didn't look too thrilled with the sexy dancing. It was hilarious.

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feeds@yuku.com (Drew B) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:23:55 GMT

RobertBestBarbie wrote:

Sorry, Drew...

I think she looked amazing at the end, though.

I know, right? I wouldn't mind so much if Ruben had edged her out on his weight loss, but the fact that she finished third in DANCING? Bullshit! Her dance average should have been a 9.5 and Pinky should have been around a 7 (I know, she was injured...) and Ruben should have been an 8.5, tops. I...

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (cginspace) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:53:44 GMT

best dancer of the three. better would mean there were two of them.

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feeds@yuku.com (walkitout3) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:48:03 GMT

Drew B wrote:
Go Shayla! I actually care more about the outcome of this than any reality show in recent memory. Go figure...

First time watching and wouldn't you know it's the finale. Shayla is clearly the better dancer of the three and should have won!

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:28:31 GMT

Ruben won? Wow, I didn't see that coming since week 1.

At least this show introduced us to Aliciagoddess. <3

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feeds@yuku.com (swim4life227) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:58:16 GMT

I'm watching the finale right now and it is so fucking ridic. Why do they keep giving Ruben all the perfect 30's when he's a TERRIBLE dancer? He danced hidious tonight so far and I'm pretty sure he's gonna win.

ETA: How fucking predictable and boring. Geez great casting decison. Let's cast the a large man who is a formally trained ballet dancer. I wouldn't have such an issue but he NEVER danced that well. He always looked OTT and cheesy in all his...

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (RobertBestBarbie) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:08:50 GMT

Sorry, Drew...

I think she looked amazing at the end, though.

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (LuverBoyLuvesBoyz) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:51:12 GMT

When/Where can I watch this show?

Reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nMZT20sp3A

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (Drew B) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:06:46 GMT

Go Shayla! I actually care more about the outcome of this than any reality show in recent memory. Go figure...

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (Jassyca) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:02:15 GMT

Is this over yet? Who won?

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feeds@yuku.com (scoop0) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:48:51 GMT

That Karla sure gets around. She did the big balls and the fatty dance, and lo and behold, today I caught her acting in a segment of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" aka I am a fat pig who can't tell I'm having a baby. All she did was sit there and stuff her face and act like she had indigestion. Great acting Karla!!!!

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (Drew B) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:54:11 GMT

Ruben's nice enough, for sure, but he mugs so much when he dances that he looks like he's doing a parody of the dance rather then the dance itself. How do they keep giving him 10's for that shit?

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feeds@yuku.com (MMMadcow) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:03:53 GMT

The only one I truly hate is Alicia. Her and that huge booger under her nose. And her HUGE gums. And her arm chair thighs. It doesn't look like she's lost any weight.

Pinky can't dance for shit. Quit pimping out her dance family lineage. It ain't happening.

Shayla is like one of those little dogs. You know, the kind who shakes like a washing machine off kilter? Still, she has heart. But for the love of god woman, buy a decent bra.

Ruben seems like...

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (Drew B) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:03:33 GMT

If Shayla gets screwed by this non-elimination (like if there is a double elimination next week and Pinky makes it but Shayla doesn't), I'm going to be so pissed! Alicia and Ruben are so overrated. Shayla is the only consistently excellent dancer.

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (MMMadcow) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:43:34 GMT

I had no idea that was Prince's ex wife. Mayte. I guess that makes her an expert on dancing?

And why am I still watching this mess?

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (aspects13) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:17:50 GMT

aspects13 wrote:
At this point I think the only one who can compete with Ruben at the end would be Trice. I cannot see either of the two smaller girls, Pinky and Shayla, losing enough weight, Alicia does not have the skills, and Mara has had trouble losing weight.

Wow...my prediction sucked. I am still not a huge fan of either Pinky (too smug) and Shayla (acting too much with her ankle/leg), but I am sure one...

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (Jassyca) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:58:35 GMT

Does anyone remember or know where I can find a list of the songs they played for the "Jump, Jive and Weigh" episode? There was one that I haven't heard before that even their crappy K-Tel / Muzak band couldn't ruin and I'd like to track it down. I tried Oxygen's site but didn't find any specific mention of the music there.

Re: Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (Joaqenix) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:09:49 GMT

yayayayayay! I love her. Such an inspirational fatty, I love how she gives it her all in every dance <3

also, SWIM <33333333333333

Dance Your Ass Off! (High-stepping heifers!)

feeds@yuku.com (floofymac) — Sun, 31 May 2009 02:29:42 GMT

As if watching the flabby fatties on "Biggest Loser" wasn't painful enough, Oxygen has decided to give us Dance Your Ass Off, in which 12 contestants -- weighing a total of 3,000 pounds compete to win $100,000. As the show's website puts it:

Bringing dance and diet together, Dance Your Ass Off features talented, full-figured contestants who will...