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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Former NFL Coach Jimmy Johnson almost on Survivor  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What about Buddy Ryan ?? LOL ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Seifert would be like Bob from Gabon winning, say it ain&#39;t so!
<br>
<br>
THAT, Nods, was a fun read :)
<br>
<br>
-SJ™ ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title"><strong class="quote-title">SuperJude</strong> wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  <strike>Vince Lombardi
  <br></strike> Bill Cowher
  <br>
  <strike>Weeb Ewbank</strike>
  <br>
  <strike>Tom Coughlin
  <br></strike> Barry Switzer
  <br>
  <strike>Chuck Knoll
  <br>
  John Gruden
  <br></strike> George Seifert
  <br>
  <br>
  vs
  <br>
  <br>
  Bill Parcells
  <br>
  <strike>Tom Landry</strike>
  <br>
  <strike>Jimmy Johnson</strike>
  <br>
  <strike>Don... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Former NFL Coach Jimmy Johnson almost on Survivor  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4549550/t/Former-NFL-Coach-Jimmy-Johnson-almost-on-Survivor.html#reply-4549550</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">QuizGuy66 wrote:</strong>
  <br>
  <br>
  <br>
  Flawed - Paul Brown would&#39;ve owned all these guys :)
  <br>
  -QG
</blockquote>
<br>
He never won a SuperBowl, thus his exclusion from my list. Of course Brown is legendary, but in fairness to Jimmy Johnson, I kept my list STRICTLY SuperBowl
winning coaches.
<br>
<br>
-SJ™
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Former NFL Coach Jimmy Johnson almost on Survivor  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SuperJude wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <br>
  <br>
  Coachvivor. Can somebody please make this happen?
  <br>
  <br>
  <br>
</blockquote>You mean Tocantins?
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SuperJude wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">doc wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    You forgot Ditka. Eh he&#39;s on his own team and wins every challenge. Da Bears... Da Bulls... Sausage... Ditka
    <br>
    <br>
  </blockquote>
  <br>
  I didn&#39;t forget Ditka.
  <br>
  <br>
  His 1 SuperBowl ring won on the back of a great defense is represented by Brian Billick.
  <br>
  <br>
  Stats don&#39;t lie, Ravens of 2000... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You should have one with both Kevin Gilbride and Buddy Ryan. You could have your first outbreak of physical violence on the show. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SuperJude wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <br>
  Coachvivor. Can somebody please make this happen?
  <br>
  <br>
  -SJ™
  <br>
  <br>
</blockquote>It already happened in the previous season. 
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ i wonder if they wouldve given him head and shoulders for his dandruff ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Former NFL Coach Jimmy Johnson almost on Survivor  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Okay I KNOW Walsh wins, I just loathed the &#39;niners and can&#39;t root against my guy Parcells especially because he was always good for that OMFG moment
against the Walsh coached teams.
<br>
<br>
Coachvivor. Can somebody please make this happen?
<br>
<br>
I&#39;d be okay with maybe a couple NBA coaches in there as well.
<br>
<br>
<br>
Though I think Coach Johnson would have been axed early on, good GOD that man would have been amusing tv.
<br>
<br>
-SJ™
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Maybe in the earlier seasons, but not in the modern game.
<br>
<br>
Parcells = Stephen
<br>
<br>
Walsh = J.T.
<br>
<br>
Plus never underestimate the power of Bill Walsh to win something.
<br>
<br>
<br>
Meanwhile, I am sick -- SICK -- thinking about what might have been had Coach Johnson played in the place of Bob. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">doc wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  You forgot Ditka. Eh he&#39;s on his own team and wins every challenge. Da Bears... Da Bulls... Sausage... Ditka
  <br>
  <br>
</blockquote>
<br>
I didn&#39;t forget Ditka.
<br>
<br>
His 1 SuperBowl ring won on the back of a great defense is represented by Brian Billick.
<br>
<br>
Stats don&#39;t lie, Ravens of 2000 defense was better than the Bears of 1985.
<br>
<br>
Plus Billick is funnier in the beer commercials.
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You forgot Ditka.  Eh he&#39;s on his own team and wins every challenge.  Da Bears... Da Bulls... Sausage... Ditka
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SuperJude wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Vince Lombardi
  <br>
  Bill Cowher
  <br>
  Weeb Ewbank
  <br>
  Tom Coughlin
  <br>
  Barry Switzer
  <br>
  Chuck Knoll
  <br>
  John Gruden
  <br>
  George Seifert
  <br>
  <br>
  vs
  <br>
  <br>
  Bill Parcells
  <br>
  Tom Landry
  <br>
  Jimmy Johnson
  <br>
  Don Shula
  <br>
  John Madden
  <br>
  Bill Walsh
  <br>
  Brian Billick
  <br>
  Joe Gibbs
  <br>
  <br>
  Which tribe wins and who is the ultimate... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SuperJude wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Fuck off dumbass, I don&#39;t use ghost accounts. My post was absolutely on topic. Not like you&#39;d understand anything about the great American game of
  football, of course.
  <br>
  <br>
  -SJ™
</blockquote>Nah. I would just rather have Michael Vick or Pacman than a bunch of retired coaches.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Dr Will Hatch two point oh wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Isn&#39;t he retired?
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
It is mental or physical?
<br>
<font size="1">(Borat)</font> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This guy looks annoying for some reason, thank god he didn&#39;t make it.
<br>
<br>
UTR Bob &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;OTTN Jimmy Johnson
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;d have laughed if he and Ben were on the same season. I can&#39;t see Ben trying to pull that same &quot;Coach&quot; bullshit with a real coach there.
Well, I guess I can, but god damn would he have looked stupid.
<br>
<br>
I&#39;d have liked to see him in place of Bob, if only because it meant Sugar would be less likely to project her daddy issues on him and thus a larger
probability of her killing herself in the long run. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I am a big Cowboy fan, I would have alligned with him right off the bat. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ And they could have called him COACH!
<br>
<br>
-SJ™ ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.miamiherald.com/615/story/1085231-p3.html">http://www.miamiherald.com/615/story/1085231-p3.html</a>
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&quot;The need to compete did sneak up on Johnson in the oddest of ways recently, though. <em>Survivor</em> is one of his favorite shows. And he wanted to be
on it. So he went out back on the private beach, Rhonda with the video camera, and explained to the producers why he should be allowed even though he worked
for a rival network. He filled out... ]]></description>

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