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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4567308/t/Things-all-Dads-say-.html#reply-4567308</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Me: &quot;I can&#39;t find my keys/shoes/whatever?&quot;
<br>
<br>
Dad: &quot;Well where did you last put them?&quot; ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 1968 my dad invents his own remote control as my brother and i play in our room i hear:
<br>
&quot;Chris, come here,...
<br>
change the channel&quot;
<br>
<br>
not to be forgotten, watching tv dad comes up behind me
<br>
*SMACK*
<br>
&quot;that&#39;s for nothing, wait until you do something&quot;
<br>
<br>
but my all time favorite, every night before going to sleep, he would kneel beside his bed and pray for his family. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Look, I love you almost as much as I would if you were REALLY my son.  Your room in the basement is perfectly fine!&quot; ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Eric in San Diego)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ How about I put my foot in your ass ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Back when I was a teen (the late 70&#39;s) a lot of Dad&#39;s would say...
<br>
<br>
&quot;Why are your eyes so red...&quot;   And it wasn&#39;t a question! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ why is you shirt on inside out? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ 2MANY! GIMME A BEER! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;When is you birthday?&quot;
<br>
<br>
If you don&#39;t remember the day you became a father, don&#39;t expect me to remember father&#39;s day.
<br>
Same thing goes for your fucking birthday. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Do you want a belting? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Don&#39;t jump on Daddy&#39;s lap, ever! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ What does your mother want for Christmas (/birthday/mother&#39;s day)? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Bernard Wrangler wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  how&#39;d you kill him?
</blockquote>
<br>
Shame or AIDS, who knows.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<br>
&quot;I took all of you out of the will! The money&#39;s going to [stoopid religious thing thinking he can save his soul in the afterlife despite fucking up 4
lives in this one]&quot;
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Slowly I hope. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ how&#39;d you kill him? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Things all Dads say :\  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;You&#39;re a disappointment and I regret knocking up your mother.&quot; And this is on his deathbed, of course.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ummm, sounds like you lot have nicer dads than I did <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
<br>
&quot;Fucking Hell, what have I done in my life to deserve a kid like you?&quot;
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Actual quote from my dad about a year ago:
<br>
<br>
&quot;I read somewhere once that a man is a success when his kids are better people than him. Thanks for making me a success.&quot;
<br>
<br>
Yeah, my eyes got all watery. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:00:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4564621/t/Things-all-Dads-say-.html#reply-4564621</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ sit down and shut up. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:49:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/4564601/t/Things-all-Dads-say-.html#reply-4564601</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I love it when dads say, &quot;Bless its pointy little head. . .&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Why cant you put the tools back where you got them from!? ]]></description>

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