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        <![CDATA[ Shelbyville Tennessee - A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.


  Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff&#39;s Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where
  40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.

  According to Roddy&#39;s report, the pair became &quot;involved in a verbal altercation&quot; with each other... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Dangerously Cheesy: Assault With A Deadly Cheeto  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Stupid sj.. die :) ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Bernard Wrangler wrote:</strong>
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  that looks like something that would happen on an old star trek.
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Your FACE looks like something that would happen on an old star trek. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Now I&#39;m hungry, great. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Cheetos are divine. The rest of you stupid fucks would be even lucky to enter the cheesy conversation. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ that looks like something that would happen on an old star trek. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ One of the first pics I ever posted was during the first spoofs:
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  &quot;There was evidence of the assault,&quot; the report read, &quot;however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be
  determined.&quot;
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So the assailant knew their hands being covered in orange cheetos dust would leave no fingerprints. Brilliant. ]]></description>

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Have you seen the giant cheetos? Who needs those, really.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hey!  Where did you get that photo!!!
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  <strong class="quote-title">Jitensha wrote:</strong>
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  . Also, that woman looks to be bathing in something more puffed up than Cheetos.
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DUH ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Damn that Shelbyville. Stealing our lemon tree, marrying their attractive cousins. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Cheetos are gross. Also, that woman looks to be bathing in something more puffed up than Cheetos. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ DT would never treat a cheeto so disrespectfully ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Shelbyville Tennessee - A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.

<div class="text">
  <p>Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff&#39;s Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where
  40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.</p>

  <p>According to Roddy&#39;s report, the pair became &quot;involved in a verbal... ]]></description>

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