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        <![CDATA[ Here&#39;s a few I thought of. Most of them are paraphrased.


Crystal: &quot;You&#39;re gonna yell at a grown woman because you didn&#39;t get a cookie? That&#39;s hands down for a slap.&quot;


Crystal: &quot;I&#39;m just gonna say my vote out loud. &#39;Jeff, I&#39;m tired, I don&#39;t feel like going up to the paper, I&#39;ll just say my vote right
here. Gillian.&#39;&quot; 


James: &quot;We&#39;re supposed to be doing a challenge, and she cracks up and starts talking about... ]]>
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  Jan (putting on a robe): &quot;I hate having this cleavage spill out&quot;
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  Jake (sitting in the dirt): &quot;Yeah......you&#39;re really turning us all on.&quot;
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</blockquote>I think she said, I can&#39;t have this clavage leakin&#39; out in fronta everyone (yeah &quot;clavage&quot;)
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And let&#39;s not forget: &quot;(referring to the bottle of alcohol someone brought back from a reward) I NEED... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Lillian: Simple-made things make me very excitable
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Jonny Fairplay: I need to date women like you ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Dude, are you gay?&quot; - Rob to John
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Be nice to each other. Goodbye. Play fair.&quot; - Colleen.
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&quot;Once you eat dark meat you never go back...&quot; - Nick Brown after eating chicken then staring at Alicia who sits in laughter.
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&quot;Kel thinks he can catch fish...I mean...c&#39;mon, the guy couldn&#39;t fish a rubber ducky out of a bathtub.&quot; - Colby.
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&quot;Well I know Lindsey left looking like a jackass. I&#39;m so glad she&#39;s gone. Can I just say that again? I am so glad Lindsey... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Jan (putting on a robe):  &quot;I hate having this cleavage spill out&quot;
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Jake (sitting in the dirt): &quot;Yeah......you&#39;re really turning us all on.&quot;
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			<description><![CDATA[ Rudy: &quot;I&#39;m voting for Stacey, because I don&#39;t like her. And I never will.&quot;
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;4 - 20!&quot;
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&quot;The magic number.&quot;
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&quot;[Soft serve machine jizzes over Ozzy]&quot;
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			<description><![CDATA[ Sugar: Here&#39;s what I think of Randy <em>*raspberry*</em> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Stupid Stupid Stupid Players&quot;, which I am sure Shii Ann has plenty of time to practice that line, as she says it to the mirror every day. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">lauramn wrote:</strong>
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  Erinn voting out Coach: &#39;Dragon slayed&#39;
</blockquote>Her non-chalant tone in saying that made it even better.
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Crystal&#39;s voting confessional in the Randy boot will always remain one of my all-time favorites. &quot;YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU.
GO HOME. GOODBYE.&quot; Crystal &lt;3!
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			<description><![CDATA[ cant remember the quote, but debbie, was she a teacher?, cant bid in denominations of 20...........
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oh and courtney&#39;s imitation of todd after finding out his sister&#39;s complications with her baby ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Erinn voting out Coach: &#39;Dragon slayed&#39; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ From Cook Islands during the auction...
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<br>
Probst: This next item will remain covered.
<br>
<br>
Parvati: Oh we don&#39;t know what it is.
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Probst: No, you don&#39;t. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;">Chet (after Joel dragged him around like a rag-doll on the immunity challenge): &quot;I hit my head.&quot;</p>

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;">Joel: &quot;I don&#39;t care.&quot;</p>

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;">Chet: &quot;I know.&quot;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"> </p>

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="postbody">Stephen (scratching Taj&#39;s bug-bite infested back): &quot;I&#39;ve... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Jeff: Aitu, having trouble hitting the target.
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Jonathan: Oh Please, Jeff.
<br>
Jeff: Jonathan, getting frustrated with me. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Also, Erik FvF: That&#39;s Jeff Probst! He&#39;s just standin&#39; there! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Courtney in China: (when Jeff is putting the immunity necklace on her) It&#39;s almost like a pageant! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">survivorisdabest wrote:</strong>
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  Brandon B: Shut up Jamie, why don&#39;t you go cut a rope or something?
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			<description><![CDATA[ Here&#39;s a few I thought of. Most of them are paraphrased.
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Crystal: &quot;You&#39;re gonna yell at a grown woman because you didn&#39;t get a cookie? That&#39;s hands down for a slap.&quot;
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<br>
Crystal: &quot;I&#39;m just gonna say my vote out loud. &#39;Jeff, I&#39;m tired, I don&#39;t feel like going up to the paper, I&#39;ll just say my vote right
here. Gillian.&#39;&quot; 
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James: &quot;We&#39;re supposed to be doing a challenge, and she cracks up and starts... ]]></description>

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