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<p>What&#39;s the difference between the real Jesus and a painting of Jesus?</p>

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  So true, I aggressively beat down my black friends while screaming Negro with my face painted black, and they&#39;re cool with it. I agree, he should try
  hanging out with more laid back black people.
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<p>What do you call an eternity?</p>

<p>Four blondes at a four way stop.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Surfing Hippo in Trouble wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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      <strong class="quote-title">Hippochinfat wrote:</strong>
      <hr>

      <blockquote>
        <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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  <strong class="quote-title">Phuz1 wrote:</strong>
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    So blonde people aren&#39;t able to get offended by blonde jokes, but black people do?
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  Blondes don&#39;t get that the jokes are about them.
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  <br>
  Boo-yah!
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			<description><![CDATA[ What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
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A showoff. ]]></description>

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  So blonde people aren&#39;t able to get offended by blonde jokes, but black people do?
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<img src="http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/images/primetime/survivor/19/bios/russellh.jpg" alt="image">
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Blondes don&#39;t get that the jokes are about them.
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Boo-yah!
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Why don&#39;t bunnies make noise when they make love?
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Because they have cotton balls.
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  What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
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  Wiped his ass.
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      <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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        Why do black people wear baggy pants?
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      <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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        <strong class="quote-title">Attack of the Nuns wrote:</strong>
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        Why do black people wear baggy pants?
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  <br>
  Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza?
  <br>
  A pizza can feed a family of four.
</blockquote>&lt;3333  at this thread lasting for 2.5+ years thanks to my brilliant power play.
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  <strong class="quote-title">Hippochinfat wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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      Why do black people wear baggy pants?
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      Because they&#39;re negroes
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    Why do black people wear baggy pants?
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    <br>
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    Because they&#39;re negroes
  </blockquote>This isn&#39;t funny and neither is the other racist shit. It&#39;s not the age of Jim Crow anymore, so stick to blonde jokes and other assorted
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  <br>
  <br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A bum walks into a bar and asks for a toothpick so the bartender gives him a toothpick. Another bum walks into the same bar and asks for a toothpick to so the bartender gives him a toothpick. A third bum goes into that same bar and asks for a straw so the bartender gives him a straw and asks &quot; Why don't you want a toothpick like all the other bums?&quot;<br>
The bums says &quot; Well.. a guy puked out in the ally and the other bums got all of the good stuff.&quot;<br>
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