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        <title>The Simple Life 5: The best fake reality show around</title>
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        <![CDATA[ Come on, you know you secretly love this show.

It starts Monday!! 

It's gonna be a hell of a lot better than last time since they're together again.

Since they'll both have jail experience most likely, I'm thinking the 6th edition could be from prison. Now that would be good. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Simple Life 5: The best fake reality show around ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Still No Season 6
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?
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Simple Life 5: The best fake reality show around ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought this latest episode was the best one so far also. Actually it was one of their best episodes ever. The whole &quot;couples camp&quot; angle was a really good idea... there were so many possibilities for laughs there. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I'm only watching for Hunter.  ;) ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:49:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Simple Life 5: The best fake reality show around ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/663692/t/The-Simple-Life-5-The-best-fake-reality-show-around.html#reply-663692</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Is anyone watching this? This past episode was amazing. Paris and the snake! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:45:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So how is everyone liking the episodes so far?<br>
<br>
It's not as good as I was expecting, but still better than Season 4. Ever since the show has been on &quot;E!&quot; it has definitely taken a more scripted/fake tone. <br>
<br>
I think the formula of Seasons 1-3 would have worked the best: put Paris/Nicole in REAL places/situations, let them do their own thing, and then every now and then put them into scripted or staged situations. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:53:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/663690/t/The-Simple-Life-5-The-best-fake-reality-show-around.html#reply-663690</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Definitely excited. It's on Sundays now? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 15:02:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ *bump* for new episode tonight!<br>
<br>
10 pm eastern on E! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I had to turn it off, as watching people get enemas was just revolting. I would like to see the tv executive that thought that was a great idea for tv, and I can't believe Nicole and Paris agreed to that, totally disgusting and gross.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END-->You might want to consider Taquita and Kaui instead.  At least they're not big money-makers, and they're both virtual unknowns.<!--EZCODE QUOTE... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ if by 'funnier one' you mean 'less of an assclown', well, then i think you are onto something!<br>
<br>
<br>
<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:gray;font-size:xx-small;">not really. they are both a disgrace to humanity.</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ i love this show! cracks me up everytime! nicole is definitely the funnier one. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I have never and will never watch this show. Nothing about these two morons is entertaining or enlightening.<br>
<br>
I actually hope they die. That is an awful thing for me to wish for, but it would improve the gene pool. Somewhere, Darwin would smile... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The opener sucked. The attempted funny parts were digging in fat people's asses *yuck* and dragging a fridge with a car *womp womp womp*. Bor to the ing. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>How old are you?<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END-->  Um 33 and very sexual. <br>
<br>
 I did not find the scenes I saw sexual or funny at all.  I was looking forward to the show.  What I saw was just gross. It would have been just as gross and non sexual if they were giving Nicole Ritchie look alikes enimas. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I had to turn it off, as watching people get enemas was just revolting.  I would like to see the tv executive that thought that was a great idea for tv, and I can't believe Nicole and Paris agreed to that, totally disgusting and gross.<br>
<br>
What was it Susan Powter used to say when she had her infomercials, I can't remember, she had some catch phrase.<br>
<br>
<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>one of the camps counselors is an actor and former... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ And apparently the show will go on for at least 2 more seasons. Next season they might as well use a studio soundstage and have a scripted comedy.<br>
<br>
Hey, you know it would be better than the actual &quot;comedies&quot; that are on TV these days. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ^ I am <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:x-large;">SHOCKED!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
Okay, yeah, not really. Like I said above, this current season is only 10% real. The only real parts anymore are when Nicole and Paris interact with people and make up crazy shit to say off the top of their heads.<br>
<br>
Well actually I am a little disappointed that the camp owners/counselors aren't actually the people that own the camp. I don't see how the show wouldn't... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Read Reality Blurred...This whole thing is a scripted show..No such Camp exists, all are actors... <br>
From Reality Blurred:<br>
Simple Life 5<br>
Es Simple Life 5 debuts, follows Paris and Nicole at a pretend camp staffed by actors<br>
<br>
Paris and Nicole &quot;gave the campers enemas&quot; on The Simple Life 5<br>
 This season, which was delayed due to Nicole Richies hospitalization, follows Nicole and Paris as they work at Camp Shawnee as camp counselors for five different... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I watched and it was so obvious which parts were the most scripted/fake (didn't really care about the meeting for dinner part, and the refrigerator part at the end didn't really make me laugh at all).. but I loved everything else. I don't care if it's staged as long as it's not completely obvious.. and some parts of it were just too obvious. But i did like the campfire part with Nicole talking about her eating disorder a lot. Is it just me or does Paris look a lot better on camera than we see... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Paris and Nicole giving tips and advice about living healthy... <br>
<br>
<br>
Loves it. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ How old are you?<br>
11<br>
Sexual. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Come on, you know you secretly love this show.<br>
<br>
It starts Monday!! <br>
<br>
It's gonna be a hell of a lot better than last time since they're together again.<br>
<br>
Since they'll both have jail experience most likely, I'm thinking the 6th edition could be from prison. Now that would be good. ]]></description>

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