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        <![CDATA[ Rub that lotion into your breasts, baby.
Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Turn your nipples into little eraser heads.
Now flick them.
Get some more lotion out of that bottle.
Now rub, rub, rub, some more.
That's it.
Rub the goose bumps on your areolas.
Rub them like you mean it.
Yeah.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This morning
<br>
I was thinking
<br>
about my porn collection.
<br>
Just thinking about it
<br>
gave me wood.
<br>
So I rubbed one out.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You know what I realized
<br>
Today at the gym?
<br>
In my book,
<br>
The only thing separating
<br>
Really cute
<br>
from
<br>
Smoking hot
<br>
Is a super huge set of cans. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/2384094/t/Rub-It-Like-You-Mean-It.html#reply-2384094</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Face down in the pillow
<br>
over your knee
<br>
while you spank
<br>
the ever living shit
<br>
out of me
<br>
<br>
I scream in ecstacy. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:43:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/1949366/t/Rub-It-Like-You-Mean-It.html#reply-1949366</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ In haiku:
<br>
<br>
Penis penis balls
<br>
Pussy pussy pussy cunt
<br>
I suck at this bad. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:51:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I just found this thread, and it is the shit.  If I was more creative I&#39;d come up with my own contribution. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:17:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/1898228/t/Rub-It-Like-You-Mean-It.html#reply-1898228</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Watching bondage porn
<br>
is like peeping at others
<br>
with ball gags and whips ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:11:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ RUB IT HAIKU
<br>
<br>
My flexible tongue
<br>
Dances the long night away
<br>
In your vajayjay
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:24:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Think of the unattainable person<br>
You lust after most<br>
In this whole world.<br>
<br>
Would you give up <br>
Three years of your life<br>
For three hours<br>
Of hot, steamy, passionate sex<br>
With that person.<br>
<br>
I totally would.<br>
As long as the three years<br>
Got taken off at the end<br>
Of my life.<br>
And not in my prime.<br>
<br>
Oh hell, who am I kidding?<br>
Take any three years you want.<br>
Just bring on Jessica Biel's boobies. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:43:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ damn it!  I didn't realize that I checked the e-mail notification box until I went to my old account.<br>
<br>
ARGH!<br>
<br>
unchecking now. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 03:15:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Rub It Like You Mean It ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ After all these years, <br>
I've got to be honest<br>
About the way you rub it<br>
So here goes --<br>
Despite everything I've ever said,<br>
Unless you've lubed your hand up<br>
In advance<br>
With lotion (saliva not good enough),<br>
I'd actually prefer you don't rub it.<br>
Because it causes friction<br>
And sort of hurts.<br>
Instead, I'd prefer<br>
You just move my penis's loose skin<br>
Up and down on the same spot.<br>
At the end of the day, <br>
We'll get the same result<br>
And I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 10:33:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ For those of you ladies and gentlemen<br>
Who have dual silver bullet vibrators,<br>
Have you ever put the duo on a hard surface,<br>
Turned them on full blast and watch them race? <br>
<br>
Just be sure to clean them before you do so,<br>
I got a streak of girl-juice on the coffee table <br>
And a whole lot of 'splainin to do. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 22:10:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ At a barbecue yesterday,<br>
You know, for the Memorial Day and all.<br>
Music, swimming, kids playing, etc.<br>
There was a 30-something mom there<br>
Who I had never seen before.<br>
Her face was very pretty.<br>
But when she took off her cover-up<br>
To get in the pool with her kids,<br>
I noticed she had little, if any breastage.<br>
Which, I have to say, disappointed me.<br>
I mean, what a waste of a good face<br>
And otherwise supple body.<br>
As I rafted over to get a better gander,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 12:30:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Huge predicament last night.<br>
Left work and had to get home<br>
Because the wife was making dinner<br>
But decided to duck into the strip club<br>
On the way.<br>
Only had about 20 minutes<br>
Before the wife would start<br>
Wondering where I was.<br>
And let me tell you,<br>
Theres nothing worse<br>
Than being rushed in the strip club.<br>
I was forced to say yes<br>
To the first girl<br>
Who offered me a dance.<br>
She was not exactly my type<br>
But she was still pretty hot.<br>
All... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 18:43:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So I didn't men to start the morning off that way... but when I woke I must have been thinking about you or it... was hard to resist the scent of myself on the fingers tucked under my pillow... so as I rolled onto my back, knees bent, gently open...<br>
<br>
I thought<br>
what if<br>
if you were there<br>
hair falling in your eyes<br>
then you sweep it back<br>
if not only my hand slid o'er<br>
the curves<br>
body tight but liquid<br>
damp from the sweaty antici. . . .pation<br>
hips jutting,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 12:39:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Found thread...<br>
Love(d) it...<br>
Read aloud with KF4 &amp; 5... ;)<br>
<br>
Discovered the <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :muffin --><img src=http://www.survivorsucks.org/SucksBoardImages/dancingmuffin.gif ALT=":muffin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->  <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :muffin --><img src=http://www.survivorsucks.org/SucksBoardImages/dancingmuffin.gif ALT=":muffin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->  emoticon... mmm, muffinz in pairs.<br>
<br>
Rubbed one out... and yes, I am female. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (leiapeia)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 03:41:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/990387/t/Rub-It-Like-You-Mean-It.html#reply-990387</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Why is this gem<br>
In a horrible wasteland<br>
Like The Dump?<br>
<br>
This really deserves<br>
To be among<br>
Camerman and Whatevia<br>
in Monster Island. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 10:42:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ EZ needs more chicks like you.<br>
<br>
Green tits go to AthePG@gmail.com ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Alexander the Pretty Good)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 12:50:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/990382/t/Rub-It-Like-You-Mean-It.html#reply-990382</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Sometimes, <br>
When I'm alone<br>
I like to douse myself in green food dye,<br>
Put on my breakaway bra and <br>
Pretend I'm the Incredible Hulk. <br>
<br>
APG, if you're a good boy <br>
I will send pics. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 12:41:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/reply/990381/t/Rub-It-Like-You-Mean-It.html#reply-990381</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ My voice software doesn't have a lusty setting. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Alexander the Pretty Good)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 07:34:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Do it with a lusty voice next time. ^^^<br>
<br>
Mechanical voice takes something away from it. :) ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 02:26:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/8622/t/Rub-It-Like-You-Mean-It.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Rub that lotion into your breasts, baby.<br>
Rub it, rub it, rub it.<br>
Turn your nipples into little eraser heads.<br>
Now flick them.<br>
Get some more lotion out of that bottle.<br>
Now rub, rub, rub, some more.<br>
That's it.<br>
Rub the goose bumps on your areolas.<br>
Rub them like you mean it.<br>
Yeah.<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:04:17 GMT</pubDate>
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