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Cheese Widget		#461	[-]
Posts: 34 (09/22/07 8:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think some dick lovers believe they got the money, or that he's going to give them some.
8394147		#462	[-]
Posts: 120 (09/22/07 8:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dick's strategy: Give the tranny known as Allison Grodner a blow job and get her to rig the show for you. The end. That's all you have to do. In exchange Allison will: -Invent a twist so she can cast you and your daughter as enemies, even though you will play as a team. After all, you tried out for BB6 as a team and you rode in the same limo to the BB8 house. -Let you do things that would get any other houseguest expelled in the game and arrested in real life. You will be allowed to threaten to murder people, threaten to rape people and physically assault them. Cool! -The enemy farce of a twist still won't be enough. She will create a twist that allows America to vote and keep you in the game. America would find you repugnant though, so Allison will edit the show accordingly. She will exclude all your worst behavior, show lots of footage of you crying like a little bitch so people think you actually have a soul and they will cut the airtime of anyone who starts to get more popular than you (like, say, Jen). Then the TV-watching viewers will basically be told who to vote for (you) and you will be saved... even when your gameplay is horrible and sloppy. You can do retarded shit like try to get Jessica to turn on her closest ally in the house, even though she finds you disgusting and creepy. You can try to battle a five person alliance with only two people. And you can make everyone around you uncomfortable by making awkward comments about fantasizing about rape or by treating people like shit. It doesn't matter. Be a horrible player. The editing and America's Player will save you. In closing: Dick, your face looks like an old man's ballsack. You wear mom jeans. You have hair plugs. You have saggy old man tits. You're uneducated. You spent 44 years working up to the prestigious position of bar manager. And you blew Allison Grodner in exchange for $500k. Good job, whore. All the money in the world won't change what a douche-bag you are. Don't waste it all on heroin. Last Edited By: 8394147 09/22/07 8:24 PM. Edited 4 times.
hossc		#463	[-]
Posts: 10016 (09/22/07 8:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nice...I love that you chose to use the Slip annoying large font. Good luck, tard.
cubby6756		#464	[-]
Posts: 17 (09/22/07 8:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	FANTASTIC! Nobody could of said it better!!
cubby6756		#465	[-]
Posts: 18 (09/22/07 8:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OH NO!! I didn't mean that comment for you hossc!
The Purple Parrot		#466	[-]
Posts: 3358 (09/22/07 8:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JEN LOVE
hossc		#467	[-]
Posts: 10017 (09/22/07 8:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Purple Parrot wrote: JEN LOVES CUCUMBERS IN HER TWAT fixed.
Anouk Chantal19		#468	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/22/07 8:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We Love You Dick!!!!!!!!
SimplyKimberly		#469	[-]
Posts: 1520 (09/22/07 8:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG. This thread... Duh-amn!
MickXII		#470	[-]
Posts: 461 (09/22/07 8:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I would've loved to seen the Dick/Danielle team broken up because I hate when one alliance dominates, but after the fact I can appreciate their gameplay. It's cool Dick is posting here. I'd love to hear the behind the scenes stuff that Dick probably can't talk about. P.S. Jen is hot as hell, I hope she does Playboy.
TreasureTay		#471	[-]
Posts: 720 (09/22/07 8:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	have to love the brutal honesty Me too. Welcome back Dick.
NineOhFiver		#472	[-]
Posts: 135 (09/22/07 8:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Congratulations Dick. Now go fuck yourself you vile piece of shit.
DameInManhattan		#473	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/22/07 8:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How do you even know the poster, "EvelDick," is the real ED? Will the real EvelDick please stand up?
RomCen		#474	[-]
Posts: 7218 (09/22/07 8:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DameInManhattan wrote: How do you even know the poster, "EvelDick," is the real ED? Will the real EvelDick please stand up? Will the real n00btard please shut up? Or are ya a ghostie? Ve have vays of finding that out now, darlink!
omzig		#475	[-]
Posts: 1082 (09/22/07 8:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DameInManhattan wrote: How do you even know the poster, "EvelDick," is the real ED? Will the real EvelDick please stand up? Will the real "DameInManhattan" please stand up? Ditch the Ghostnic
Jensa Member 1		#476	[-]
Posts: 16 (09/22/07 8:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*JEN LOVE*
Madpane		#477	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/22/07 8:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dick, if you dare come back, you kinda sucked. You were evil (or "evel" - you do know that is mispelled, do you not?) in ways that embarassed civilised society. Jen was a favorite, I believe, only in strong reaction to how much people despised YOU and your whiny, voice-that-could-break-glass daughter who never had a kind word for ANYONE (even her beloved Nick, UNTIL he was gone - which was partially thanks to you two, ever consider that??) You are all that needs to be arrested and locked up in this world. So what else say you, DICK????? C'mon, come back and ENTERTAIN US monkey-boy!!!
omzig		#478	[-]
Posts: 1084 (09/22/07 8:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rom, did these "n00bies" not read any of the previous posts??
Jensa Member 1		#479	[-]
Posts: 18 (09/22/07 8:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jen was clearly the star of the season. The first time Jen had a feud with ED, her popularity skyrocketed and it showed in the polls that she passed ED but then fatass Grodner gave Jen like 5 minutes of airtime throughout the next episodes and her popularity died down. When Jen started to get attention again, her popularity skyrocketed. Jen Love <3
RomCen		#480	[-]
Posts: 7220 (09/22/07 8:58 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	omzig wrote: Rom, did these "n00bies" not read any of the previous posts?? I think that one is genuine n00b cause it didn't have the 101 kudos. Who knows? Zippy, what's wrong? What has Yuku done now, damn those magicians!

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