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Eric is crying more than Amber in his last blog. Here's my reply
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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Come on Eric... You are stooping? You have talked as much shit as anyone. Seriously, gimme a break.
You got some of your own shit back from last year. You talked shit about Janelle then apologized to her face and when she left you talked more shit. How can you be mad about that?

When I called you, be honest now, you know god damn well I started the conversation off by telling you that I had talked some shit about you in interviews I had just done.

How is that two faced? And you know that is the truth.

I also called you immediately after reading this laughing my ass off telling you that it was funny as hell.

And during our conversation you told me you were totally down for doing the bit on my show, if the pilot gets picked up, didn't you? And you write that I said I liked you.... and you said the same to me, but you left that part out of your blog, why?

Also, the difference between my trash talking and yours is this....

I have always said anything to you to your face, even about these interviews, I called you up and told you they would hit soon and told you why....

Anything I have said to you or about you was the truth or what I believed to be the truth.

You on the other hand never said shit to my face, yet when I wasn't around in the house started all that sick talk about incest between me and my daughter, nice. Or should that be ok, because of what? It was your opinion?

In the interviews I was basically responding to the numerous times you have blabbed that if not for the AP you would have won the show. Well, I am glad you have a crystal ball there Jonesy. I think you think a bit too highly of your game play. And like I said in the interviews.... You could have said no to the AP and reapplied this season or next.

Now so far as the AP goes....

You could have used it to your advantage, but you didn't. It was outside information that nobody else had... besides the fact that you knew about the AP itself. That alone is a huge advantage IF you could have actually gotten America on your side. You WERE AMERICA'S PLAYER, they should have been on your side. You never had to target yourself now did you?

The hinkey votes.... if you had done a better job convincing the house to vote those people you were supposed to be targeting that week, there would have been NO hinkey votes, now would there?

Are you trying to say that you went full force to target Kail and not Nick that week? Are you fucking joking me or yourself here?

You are also giving yourself the credit for me staying and Joe going in week 2? Seriously, gimme a break. You did jack shit... the key vote there was Nick. You didn't do anything noteworthy that week, yet you want to take credit.

What about the next week? I single handedly decided to get Mike out of the house and did it. That is why you had to deal with the hinkey votes those two weeks. You even talked me out of putting Mike up, saying I should go after those who directly went after me. I did, until standing on the pedestal and working out every scenario in my head, deciding that with him gone there was a less likelyhood of their alliance reforming... And you know that is the truth.

Are you trying to take credit for Daniele and I deciding to vote Amber out over Zach? You had ZERO influence in that vote and you knew it. You wanted Zach gone, but I knew we had to break up Amber/Jameka because it would be too easy for you and Jess to align with them.

Did you have any influence in Daniele backdooring Jen? No. Yet you are taking credit for it.

What about Carol? Who exactly did you sway? She said she didn't want to be there, so we sent her home.

Jessica? Opppps

And how would have America voted had they had a vote when Daniele tried to back door you?
The mistake I made that week was calling you out way too soon. Giving you too much time to talk, talk, talk..... AND you were lucky that Dustin was a lying douche bag, Amber was a complete idiot and Jameka must have been blinded by the light of God coming into her eyes, or just too tired from all that praying and calling me the devil in the flesh.
You should have been gone that week, but hey.... you stayed.
If you watched he show, you would have seen that I never gave anyone anytime to even think after that. When I needed a deal, I waited till 15 min. before the live show to make it.

And about the AP in week six when I was up against Dustin.
You act like I knew there was an AP, I didn't. You act as if I was playing up to America. Are you fucking kidding me? I set out to save Daniele at all costs that week and I did. I was ready to go and wasn't worried about it. I took the decision out of your alliances hands and made the decision myself by putting you all through hell week. Then again by winning the POV.

Did the AP or America tell you to convince Jess to put Dustin up against me? I don't think so. I think America was pissed at you so they told you not to talk to Jess that day. So, if you had such incredible game play and wanted to assure my eviction, because having the ADVANTAGE of being AP you knew they wouldn't vote against me, why not tell Jess to put Jameka against me to make sure I would go even if America chose to vote to keep me, you still would have been rid of me anyhow.

Did America tell you to get me and Daniele nominated? You ran Jessica's HOH's... You could have had anyone put up that you wanted.

How is it that you are taking credit for 8 consecutive people you tried to get nominated you did. Most of them were a done deal anyhow, it had absolutely nothing to do with you. You are taking WAY TOO MUCH CREDIT FOR SOME OF THIS SHIT.

And you said something about IF Jen won HOH. She didn't, Daniele did that week. And you know Jen so well.... Dude, that chick didn't know what the fuck she was doing except when she would think of a cheat in a comp. I gave that dimwitt way too much credit for being smart in the house. After seeing the show I saw what a complete Bozo she was strategically.

AND YES, I DID HAVE THE VOTES SECURED TO BOOT YOUR ASS EVEN AFTER I LEFT....
You up, Dustin up... Jessicas vote to boot Dustin cancels Ambers vote to boot you.
Remaining votes... Jameka, Zach, Jen
So are you trying to tell me that you know that Jen and Jameka would have voted in your favor? Even though Jen had just rolled over on you to everyone in the house that week? And she promised us that she was working with us.

You are assuming alot again, not thinking it all the way through... not very good for someone who said if it wasn't for the AP he guaranteed he and Jess would be in the final two.

What about the 3rd HINKEY VOTE? Yes, the vote to keep me when America voted against whoever I was on the block against. You gonna tell me you would have just been able to talk your way out of that one too?

There are way too many variables for you to say anything for certain and you know that, so why would you talk out of your ass like that?

I just thought I would clarify that for you.

Daniele and I were on the block 3 times together. Each time we both stayed. And Mr. 8 consecutive...
you didn't have jack fucking shit to do with either of us winning those competitions.

Speaking of competitions, you could have saved yourself by winning either the HOH or the POV, but you didn't. But use an excuse that IF it wasn't a double eviction you would have made a deal with Zach. Well, maybe IF he trusted you and IF you actually talked to him for more than beer pong and IF the cow jumped over the fucking moon. You wouldn't have needed to come up with that excuse had you WON one of those competitions, something that Daniele or I did when we needed to..... you couldn't do it.

And another competition you made such a big deal about was the Cat Scratch Veto. Saying you couldn't use the veto. Ok, Jenius... why not just let Zach win then if that was the master plan? You ran like the flash to get there before him. Why not just let him win it? Makes no sense what so ever, if you wanted it used now does it?

There are nothing but IF's, Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda's in all your excuses for losing the game... as
well as for my winning the game.

And you blame your long diary room sessions? Give me a break, nobody ever said shit about that. My diary room sessions were as long if not longer than yours. Mine were because I blab.... and everyone figured yours were because you were coming up with the perfect smart ass remarks about everyone. That was never held against you, or even thought of in a weird way other than you and Dick have the longest diary sessions..... that was it. Just another excuse.

So, would you like to tell us why you were so low on the popularity polls?
How is it that America's Player was far from America's choice? America should have LOVED you, they didn't. You should have been on the top of the popularity polls every single week. But you weren't even close, you were close to the bottom quite a few weeks. Jen was more popular than you were even AFTER she was evicted, matter of fact she was higher than you were every week after she was evicted, until you were evicted. Kind of embarrassing if you ask me. And as you call Daniele, the biggest bitch ever in the house... She was always higher than you were in the polls too. So, again.... that doesn't say much for you.

Why was it that America wouldn't let you target me? A good edit I think you said. Yeah, and nobody watches the live feeds or the Showtime show, right? And they changed who I was that much? There were no live shows, right? People saw me as being real

And you never came out and said you got a bad edit, but you insinuated it very hard. You said that so much of your face time was the AP it made you more one dimensional. Excuse 199

You've made so many excuses about how the AP jacked your game....

And you said you could not pick and choose your tasks. Well, Fucko... you most certainly did pick and chose which ones you would do and which ones you didn't put jack shit of effort into (you did a kick ass job of targeting Kail over Nick, didn't you?) Seriously Eric, that bullshit line might have worked with your pregnant girlfriend, but it is not working with me.

Let's not forget that you weren't doing it for shits and giggles. You made a total of $49,000 from the show. So, you made what Daniele made. Well, I wish I could have earned some extra cash for giving the girl I am grab assing with a woobie, that was a tuffie, huh? Or kissing her? Really hard one, they could have made you kiss me, or Zach or even better I would have liked to see you kiss Daniele. Tell Kail a sob story? Gimme a fucking break.... They should have had you try to get her to tell you a TRUE story about herself. Or had you tell that shit to any of the straight guys in the house, no not Nick... I said straight guys in the house. Well, I figured that since Nick was fucking crusty crotch Jen now, and since she is so on the in, that he might have met Brad Pitt (who is on his top five penis' he was allowed to have sex with) and probly had sex with one of the five. Since Jen said she hates sex, doesn't suck dick and has never came.... He is probly hoping for some dick or sex of any kind. So, do you think his cock is covered in that white crusty stuff he found in her bikini bottoms in the house? See, there would be a good task for you... go scrape the crusty white shit off of Nick's dick.

And did you really call me a fucktard? I think you have been reading too much shit on the message boards there weinerface. Stay off of those things, they rot your brain.

And btw, what I also found pretty fucking amusing in our phone conversation was that you were acting as if you deserved so much credit for making the task of mimicking me so funny.... What did you do? Took everything I dished out ?(so to speak) But you just said you had no choice. You can't have it both ways Eric...

And I just noticed that you actually called yourself the "top player in the game"
You have gotten way too full of yourself, your ego has run amuck.
You know as well as I do that no matter how good a player you are in that house, you
need a certain amount of luck as well. Almost every competition that was questions, was won by someone who had to guess at least one of them. And you know it.

So, for you to make some of the statements you have, you really are a bitter bitch, huh?

And btw, I saw Janelle in Miami a couple weeks ago and she looked slim and hot as she ever has.
But she did ask if I knew if your grossmance with Jessica was still going on. I told her I thought so, but how tough can a relationship with one person living in NYC and the other living in Kansas be?

I hear you are moving to LA to become famous. An 8 minute segment on Reality Remix once every other week will not make you famous. And btw, get your facts straight... Daniele did not get on Housecalls at my insistence, that had nothing to do with me. What's the matter Eric? Are you bashing Daniele getting the gig because she was asked and you weren't?
Bunky was asked and you weren't. Again.... kind of embarrassing.

Anyhow, I really did find your blog pretty funny and did laugh my ass off. I left you a message. So, when you pull the wad that is your panties out of your ass and feed them to the panty munching Zach...
Give me a call, I will as you say... consider us on good terms. I will even buy you a cookie to make you feel better.

Your pal,

EvelDick

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