Dear penthouse forum,
I always thought the stories in your magazine were made up, until what happened to me. The other day I was out at a local dance club and I ran into this girl I used to work with. After I was laid off, I thought I'd never get to see her again, but there she was dancing away to some Spanish hip hop.
First off, let me tell you about myself. I'm a big guy, 6'8", 275 pounds, I work out a lot. I'm white, but I've always had a thing for latinas. And this latina is something special let me tell you. She used to be a model down in Mexico and has a beautiful big caboose. She has great big brown eyes, and she kind of looks like Pocahontas. The one problem, is that she's got a boyfriend. Luckily for me, he was no where in sight....
I always thought the stories in your magazine were made up, until what happened to me. The other day I was out at a local dance club and I ran into this girl I used to work with. After I was laid off, I thought I'd never get to see her again, but there she was dancing away to some Spanish hip hop.
First off, let me tell you about myself. I'm a big guy, 6'8", 275 pounds, I work out a lot. I'm white, but I've always had a thing for latinas. And this latina is something special let me tell you. She used to be a model down in Mexico and has a beautiful big caboose. She has great big brown eyes, and she kind of looks like Pocahontas. The one problem, is that she's got a boyfriend. Luckily for me, he was no where in sight....
I knew I shouldn't have used that phrasing.
