I'll start us off with Asians....
If you're an asian male and find yourself on Survivor....
1) Rejoice! You're going to find the hidden immunity idol!
-Yul from Cook Islands
-Mookie from Fiji
-Yau-Man from Fiji
-Frosti from China
2) ...but you'll never actually use the hidden immunity idol.
-Yul
-Mookie
-Yao-Man
-Frosti
3) ...in fact you won't even HAVE the hidden immunity idol when your booted because you gave it away.
-Mookie gave it to Alex.
-Yau-Man gave it to Earl
-Frosti handed it to Todd.amd Courtney.
4) You're either older and wise, or young and a bonehead.
- Bruce is old, builds a zen garden, does martial arts, and his tribe mates see him as wise in Panama.
-Yao-Man is old, tribe mates and viewers see him as a wise in Fiji.
-Cao-Boi is old, cures headaches with his hands, tribe mates see him as wise in Cook Islands.
-Kel sneaks beef jerky onto island and gets caught, the bonehead gets booted second episode in the Outback.
-Daniel blows simple immunity challenge against the women, the bonehead gets booted third episode into the Amazon.
-Brad chooses to let overweight Rebecca swim AGAINST OZZY so he can do the puzzle, then says he doesn't trust his tribe. The bonehead gets booted from Cook Islands.
-Mookie tells Dreamz he's had the hidden immunity idol all along, thus, causing Dreamz to leave the alliance and flip flop, causing the bonehead to get booted from Fiji.
-Frosti, despite having friends on BOTH tribes, finding the hidden immunity idol WITH Todd and Courtney, being the BEST athlete in China, STILL manags to go home EARLY! Bonehead!
If you're an asian female and find yourself on Survivor....
1) FEAR THE TWIST! Despite being a promising player, it'll be your downfall and you'll never recover.
-Fake merge causes Shii-Anh from Thailand to spill secrets and flip flop....resulting in her being booted.
-Message in a bottle is a double elimination for the Raros, causing Jenny to get booted.
-Tribal switch causes a safely aligned Michelle to fall victim to the Four Horsemen on Fiji and get booted.
2) You're going to get on someone's nerves, BIG TIME!
-Tribe can't stand Shii-Ann in Thailand.
-Tribe can't stand Stacy in Fiji.
-Tribe can't stand Sylvia in Fiji.
-Viewers can't stand Becky in Cook Islands.
-James can't stand PG in China.
Wow, that was easier than I thought. Can anyone else add?
I'll leave the easier ones to you guys...(players from the south, gay players, black players, father figure players.....)
If you're an asian male and find yourself on Survivor....
1) Rejoice! You're going to find the hidden immunity idol!
-Yul from Cook Islands
-Mookie from Fiji
-Yau-Man from Fiji
-Frosti from China
2) ...but you'll never actually use the hidden immunity idol.
-Yul
-Mookie
-Yao-Man
-Frosti
3) ...in fact you won't even HAVE the hidden immunity idol when your booted because you gave it away.
-Mookie gave it to Alex.
-Yau-Man gave it to Earl
-Frosti handed it to Todd.amd Courtney.
4) You're either older and wise, or young and a bonehead.
- Bruce is old, builds a zen garden, does martial arts, and his tribe mates see him as wise in Panama.
-Yao-Man is old, tribe mates and viewers see him as a wise in Fiji.
-Cao-Boi is old, cures headaches with his hands, tribe mates see him as wise in Cook Islands.
-Kel sneaks beef jerky onto island and gets caught, the bonehead gets booted second episode in the Outback.
-Daniel blows simple immunity challenge against the women, the bonehead gets booted third episode into the Amazon.
-Brad chooses to let overweight Rebecca swim AGAINST OZZY so he can do the puzzle, then says he doesn't trust his tribe. The bonehead gets booted from Cook Islands.
-Mookie tells Dreamz he's had the hidden immunity idol all along, thus, causing Dreamz to leave the alliance and flip flop, causing the bonehead to get booted from Fiji.
-Frosti, despite having friends on BOTH tribes, finding the hidden immunity idol WITH Todd and Courtney, being the BEST athlete in China, STILL manags to go home EARLY! Bonehead!
If you're an asian female and find yourself on Survivor....
1) FEAR THE TWIST! Despite being a promising player, it'll be your downfall and you'll never recover.
-Fake merge causes Shii-Anh from Thailand to spill secrets and flip flop....resulting in her being booted.
-Message in a bottle is a double elimination for the Raros, causing Jenny to get booted.
-Tribal switch causes a safely aligned Michelle to fall victim to the Four Horsemen on Fiji and get booted.
2) You're going to get on someone's nerves, BIG TIME!
-Tribe can't stand Shii-Ann in Thailand.
-Tribe can't stand Stacy in Fiji.
-Tribe can't stand Sylvia in Fiji.
-Viewers can't stand Becky in Cook Islands.
-James can't stand PG in China.
Wow, that was easier than I thought. Can anyone else add?
I'll leave the easier ones to you guys...(players from the south, gay players, black players, father figure players.....)
