J Christ,
Please bless Eliza and Ami!
Please bless Eliza and Ami!
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The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection
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 melicatsmom |
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Posts: 260 (03/23/08 3:33 AM) Registered User |
Oops, sorry, it IS Cooper! Had Tom on the brain when I posted that--one of his sons is Connor.
And no, I don't believe penance is called for with that--Tom exudes the Radiant Light that is Jonathan. Therefore mentioning Tom, in whatever context and whether directly or indirectly--is not a sin. |
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 5102 (03/23/08 8:12 AM) Registered User |
*claps* Way to cover that up Mel :)
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aureliaz |
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Posts: 5 (03/23/08 1:36 PM) |
Love the Probst confession. Even he bows down to the awesome-ness that is our Lord.
On a sidenote: Since the grass is always greener on the other side..at least you guys have winter! Over here, the only seasons we have is summer, summer and the monsoons. |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 14936 (03/23/08 1:41 PM) Registered user |
I wonder how was ressurection '08...
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DuckyLu |
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Posts: 4 (03/23/08 1:45 PM) |
As someone with a single digit number next to "Posts:" I realize I am a bit out on a limb here to debate a theological question, but I'm not sure
the day Jesus Christ rose and the one Jonathan Christ rose are one and the same. My belief will not waver if we do not hear from JC today. Thoughts from the
learned?
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craig |
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Posts: 12637 (03/23/08 3:04 PM) Registered User |
There will be no resurrection (this is not BB).
But perhaps he may appear to Eliza when she is in trouble like Gandolf or Obi-Wan Kenobi. |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 14937 (03/23/08 3:06 PM) Registered user |
LOL u guyz!!
The Cirie fans totally edited her wiki artcile! We she should do the same! ...Oh wait, we already did! |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 3922 (03/23/08 3:27 PM) Registered user
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WylDawg wrote: And then there was one. |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 10006 (03/23/08 3:34 PM) Registered user |
PagongSchlong wrote: Winter was created so that those of us who suffer it truly appreaciate the sunshine. It's only about 80 outside right now 
Jonathan "getting it" is exactly why it fucking blows he had to leave the game, good television coupled with the willingness to play the game=good shit. -SJ™ |
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angstygoldfish |
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Posts: 1257 (03/23/08 4:18 PM) Registered user |
Happy Easter Jonathan Christ!!
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OnlyMatthew |
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Posts: 964 (03/23/08 4:56 PM) Registered user |
easter jonathan bump
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cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 9492 (03/23/08 5:11 PM) Registered User |
Happy Risen From The Dead Day!
JC, if you have a spare moment, could you do something about the damn weather here? Pretty please? |
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 5104 (03/23/08 5:24 PM) Registered User |
I know I'm asking a lot, but could Jonathan Christ heal my foot??? Or at least give me some Jonathan Sandals?
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 5105 (03/23/08 5:28 PM) Registered User |
Sorry to double post, but someone edited the Church out of Jonathan's wiki page AGAIN!!!
I don't know how to cite on there, but there was a link to this thread. This heathen, "The Dark Lord Trombonator", who has obviously not accepted Jonathan Christ into his heart, keeps deleting it. Here's a link to the discussion page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jonathan_Penner Brother Riliss, if you're reading, can you add a citation? |
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 654 (03/23/08 5:41 PM) |
Jonathan, I got you a chocolate easter bunny but bit the leg off. You don't mind, right?
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OnlyMatthew |
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Posts: 966 (03/23/08 5:46 PM) Registered user |
The Dark Lord Trombonator is clearly a pagan demon, seeking to keep Jonathan out of he hearts of the public.
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CatNamedRudy |
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Posts: 1184 (03/23/08 5:49 PM) Registered user |
BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: |
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QuizGuy66 |
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Posts: 1955 (03/23/08 8:51 PM) Registered user |
BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: I'm sure He doesn't mind as he gave his Body for our sins. -QG |
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OnlyMatthew |
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Posts: 969 (03/23/08 9:04 PM) Registered user |
The Dark Lord has been slain! Thanks to whoever helped me preserve the article.
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
