MUTE THE MIDGET AND AVERT YOUR EYES!!!
You'll be glad you did!
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lutiebascomb |
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SAVE YOUR SOULS TONIGHT PEOPLE!
MUTE THE MIDGET AND AVERT YOUR EYES!!! You'll be glad you did! |
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Professor Einey |
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Imagine.
Imagine there's no Pork Chop. It's easy if you try. No lips licking No Devil Child lies.... Muting the bastard and looking away from the television will indeed be beneficial. I highly advise this method to free yourself from the evil. |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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The lick lippin' fever is contagious!
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HoboKitty |
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Now for my weekly talk with God. Ok, God, last time Your Almightiness (Respect, yo) didn't listen to our prayers. I know the Bible says somewhere that we're not supposed to wish ill things unto others, or something of that nature. I'm not sure because I was raised a Catholic and we Catholics don't read the Bible. Ever. And also I may not have been listening during mass when I used to go. But anyway, I'm pretty sure that the Bible also says something about resisting Satan. And God, haven't You been watching Idol this year? That's American Idol, as in the United Sates of America, in case You thought I was talking about German Idol. Pork Chop (legal name: David Archuleta) is definitely one of Satan's minions, and Papa Porkenstein may be Satan himself, I'm not sure yet. So please, answer our prayers this time. Stop that laissez-faire crap (can I say crap in a prayer? oh well, just did) and start meddling in our affairs. We need Your help to MUTE THAT MIDGET! Amen and have a nice day.
Last Edited By: HoboKitty
04/08/08 6:01 AM.
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ILovegreeneyes |
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MikiBoi wrote: yeah, I think you might be.... |
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illmatic2089 |
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David's Song Choice Spoiler below:
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SurvivorFanGP |
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*Yawn* Boring. He's good with the power ballads, and if he butchers this with loads of runs, my Archtard hate will skyrocket even more.
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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This pony needs a new trick.
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seaguy |
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Fucker is singing one of my fave all time tunes? GRRR! Robbie Williams > Devil Child x 1 million trillion!!!
I saw one of his Youtube videos where he has performed this before. Once again, using a song he's done many times before. And once again, another fucking ballad. |
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suckshardcore |
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Oh for fuck's sake. Now he's going to bastardize Robbie Williams too.
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seaguy |
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I'm sure Papa Douchebag was looking through the 5 songs that Archtard has sung over and over like a robot and tried to somehow get clearance to make this
one "inspirational". No fucking identity as a singer at all. Jordin 2.0. Maybe Simon and Randy will actually call him on the fact that he's a one
trick pony. Paula of course will shit herself with excitement.
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suckshardcore |
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I can actually see Paula being the one to eventually say something negative to Archtard. It won't be tonight but Simon and Randy have their heads far too
high up their asses to make apt comments about Archuleta.
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Cammie |
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Poor Robbie Williams, first he had Ashlee Simpson ruin "Angels" and now Archutard will do the honors.
And what a total shock that Papa has him singing a song he has done forever. |
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seaguy |
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Cammie wrote: Exactly Cammie! Same old shit he has done before. But I hold out hope they'll call him a one trick pony. Not that it will matter to the tards, but the people at home might start thinking "Yeah, he is tiresome" (if they haven't already!). I think Jessica ruined "Angels" already though. Not her talented sister. |
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suckshardcore |
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Yeah it was Jessica that ruined "Angels." Ashlee just ruins her own songs for the most part, Jessica ruins other people's.
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latingrl2005 |
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Devil Child Hate!!!!!!!!!!!
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Us Kids Know |
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3000 LIP-LICKING, SONG SLAUGHTERING, BEATEN BY STAGE DAD, OFF-KEY, FUGLY LITTLE
TROLL MONSTER DEVIL CHILDREN!
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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I'll drink to that...
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McWolcott |
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Okay that's IT!!!! That little porkchop bastard BETTER leave Robbie Williams songs the fuck ALONE.
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seaguy |
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McW look for the YouTube of it...if you want to torture yourself that is. It's at some Mormon camp for kids and the girls are screaming like idiots for
him.
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