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SurvivorFanGP		#21	[-]
Posts: 7236 (04/22/08 6:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yo Diary, SO 'DIS BITCH LAFAWNDISHANIQUANDA BE ALL UP IN MA' GRILL DISSIN' MAH WEAVE N' WHAT NOT RIGHT, N' I'M TELLIN' YOU I STRAIGHT UP FUCKED DAT HO UP!!11!1 SHE THINKIN' SHE CAN STEP TO ME I BE PUTTIN' DAT BITCH IN HER PLACE. AIGHT SO, CHECK IT OUT, I WUZ THINKIN' ABOUT GOIN' TO WINGS N' THINGS LATA N' GETTIN' ME SUMMA 'DEM TWO DOLLA CHICKEN WANGS. 'DEN TOMORROW I GOTZ TO GET ON MAURY N' FIND OUT WHO DA BABY DADDY. Ur homegurl, Sherea
SuperJude		#22	[-]
Posts: 10563 (04/22/08 6:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary - nm 2 say b -SJ™
Lurlene McDaniels		#23	[-]
Posts: 721 (04/22/08 6:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear diary, Today was really meh. I have no opinion of today. It was nothing. I have neutral emotions regarding today. I can't believe how meh everything in the world is. That's really meh that everything has to be so meh. Sincerily, Yul Kwon
Alffmix		#24	[-]
Posts: 5387 (04/22/08 6:48 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorFanGP wrote: Dear Diary, .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................... Love, Becky Holy shit, what a blabbermouth! Very self-centered too. It's liek we KNOW you're Becky, slut!
NlGHTCRAWLER		#25	[-]
Posts: 14905 (04/22/08 6:50 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, I am so embarrassed. See, a few days ago, I was visiting a relative near Chicago. It was raining, so the sidewalk was wet. I slipped and fell. Next thing I know, my fall was all over CNN and MSNBC.com. 5.5 on the Richter scale my ass!!!! Love, Lisi
SuperJude		#26	[-]
Posts: 10566 (04/22/08 6:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary - Jonathan bashed me again on his blog. I really hate this guy, who the hell is he to talk about heart? He had a goddamn scrape on his leg and whined his way off the show, probably got a better stipend too. Me, I suffered more than any Survivor ever and being the only non recruit on my season, I pretty much ruined it for all the other non-recruits out there. What the hell has Jonathan ever done? All this typing is making me weary, it's too much. In fact, I think I need to stop writing in my diary altogether, just quit. It's my heart you know. -SJ™
melicatsmom		#27	[-]
Posts: 471 (04/22/08 6:56 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary-- Should've known someone in Sucks would blab to Jeff Probst about my denial. I just got this picture in my email: Now he's pissed. Do you know what it's like to deal with a pissed off Peachy? I've been through two Survivors with this clown and let me tell you it's not pretty. Whoever told him is a complete bastard. Jonathan
SuperJude		#28	[-]
Posts: 10567 (04/22/08 7:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary - The condom broke again. Okay, well, I didn't really wear one, I kinda lied. I had a condom, I thought about bringing it, but I didn't listen to my instincts and left it at home. I think she's pregnant but this wouldn't be the first time. I've probably put this one abortion doctor's kid through private school by now. Maybe it's just cheaper to let the girls keep the babies? I dunno, I need to get high, surf, find some chicks to bang out and think on it. Oscar -SJ™
SurvivorNinja		#29	[-]
Posts: 432 (04/22/08 7:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, Is it too late to back out? - McNaulty
Remote33		#30	[-]
Posts: 8190 (04/22/08 7:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, After Brilliantly and Carefully Denying the Existence of Family Groups, Having Instead Joined the Klan Lately, Men Never Obeyed Presidential Quantity Rules Set Tonight Under Very Wavering Xenophobia. You Zealots. Love, Dr. Sean Dear Diary, My wife keeps buggin' me to write in this book but I think it's kinda queer. Rudy. Dear Diary, Rob and I had sex today, and OH MY GOOOD! IT IS SOOOOO GOOOOOOOD! Love, Amber
Cassssandra		#31	[-]
Posts: 32 (04/22/08 7:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, mmmmmhmmm Cassandra
NlGHTCRAWLER		#32	[-]
Posts: 14908 (04/22/08 7:27 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, Anyone got any pizza? Love, Melinda
SurvivorNinja		#33	[-]
Posts: 434 (04/22/08 7:50 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, Why hasn't Ozzy been answering my calls? I thought we were friends when we left Micronesia. I feel like I could be someone Ozzy might hang out with. When we last talked he told me we can't hang out until after the reunion due to Survivor contract stipulations...but then why is he still spending time with Amanda? I really miss being on Ozzy's tribe. I hope Ozzy gets selected for ASS2 and I could possibly be like a 21st castaway who sits in but doesn't affect the game. I'm sure if all 20 ASS including my bff Ozzy all agree then the show will be forced to do this. I'm going to have to cut this diary short so I can run home and check my message machine...maybe Ozzy called. Signed ERIK
Paris Hilton		#34	[-]
Posts: 1548 (04/22/08 7:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorNinja wrote: Dear Diary, Why hasn't Ozzy been answering my calls? I thought we were friends when we left Micronesia. I feel like I could be someone Ozzy might hang out with. When we last talked he told me we can't hang out until after the reunion due to Survivor contract stipulations...but then why is he still spending time with Amanda? I really miss being on Ozzy's tribe. I hope Ozzy gets selected for ASS2 and I could possibly be like a 21st castaway who sits in but doesn't affect the game. I'm sure if all 20 ASS including my bff Ozzy all agree then the show will be forced to do this. I'm going to have to cut this diary short so I can run home and check my message machine...maybe Ozzy called. Signed ERIK I still cant believe Erik thought he would be allowed to be an "honorary Jury member."
SuperJude		#35	[-]
Posts: 10569 (04/22/08 8:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary - I really fuckin hate Chet. What a pathetic little bitch. I think I might body slam him after the reunion. I'm a laughing stock, the huge dude who got pwn3d by that wet dishrag. Sometimes I think about murdering him, just grabbing him by his throat and squeezing till he convulses and shits. I dunno, it could be all the steroids talking right now, my balls are shrinking and the acne is horrible. Fuckin Chet... -SJ™
Jenny du Jour		#36	[-]
Posts: 606 (04/22/08 8:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	December 6, 2001 Dear Diary, Today Kathy told me that Paschal and I were supposed to be playing a game. Whoops! Better get on that! Love,
NlGHTCRAWLER		#37	[-]
Posts: 14910 (04/22/08 8:21 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, I've gotta be fast. They're onto me. I know it sounds crazy, but I'm NOT crazy. Earlier, while I was in the kitchen preparing a sandwich and a glass of milk, I swear that the cat started singing to me behind my back. When I turned around, however, he was simply licking himself. One minute, I'm spreading Miracle Whip, and suddenly I'm hearing "I've Been Workin' on the Railroad". No one else was in the house. I think the cat has it out for me. I think he's trying to kill me. Later, when he's not looking, I'm going to grab it and throw it in the microwave. Four minutes sounds good. Come to think of it, my husband was taking up for the cat earlier this week. He pooped (the cat, not my husband) in my shoe and when I scolded him, my husband told me to leave him alone and that he was just a cat. Just a cat indeed. He's out to get me too. He must die. Please remember me in your prayers, diary. I am hearing voices in my head. They're telling me to cut off my fingers with the letter opener. I am scared. So scared. Love, Kathy
David Campo		#38	[-]
Posts: 259 (04/22/08 8:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Funny SHIT! Congrats all! Hey Jonathan.
Zzunk		#39	[-]
Posts: 3256 (04/22/08 8:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, I just don't get it. This place was supposed to be heaven -- thousands of horny men and enough smelly underwear to die for. I guess I'm no competition for the fresh meat that shows up every week. Okay, I admit that my 47-year old, flabby, hairy butt isn't the filet mignon that it once was, but (ha, ha) it still handles two better than the rest of the cell block. Maybe I should have just paid the taxes and made a kept man of that Silas guy. Love me, Dicque
NlGHTCRAWLER		#40	[-]
Posts: 14913 (04/22/08 8:50 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Diary, Well, I'm finally writing in you, diary! Now it's time to tell you that I went to th.......

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